jared
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2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
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What a uniquely embarrassing moment in American history.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What a uniquely embarrassing moment in American history.
the most beautiful era of columbus soccer comes to an end. i am depressed.
It was a magical time to be a #Crew96 supporter under Wilfred Nancy. @calebdenorme.bsky.social returns from his slumber to pay tribute to the former boss.
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Wilfried Nancy: The Man Who Made Columbus Believe Again
There will never be another manager like Wilfried Nancy. Throughout the history of MLS and the Columbus Crew, it is hard to argue that one man has had as much of an impact on a team as Nancy has on…
massive-report.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the most beautiful era of columbus soccer comes to an end. i am depressed.
the upside of watching from ireland is that AS SOON as that final whistle blew, the tv was switched to the palmeiras/flamengo match and i wasn’t subjected to any post-game infantile bs. just a W and get on with the night. no notes.
Between this and Michigan's entire roster guarding the midfield logo after the loss, this rivalry is obsessed with competitive landscaping
top notch mascottin'
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the upside of watching from ireland is that AS SOON as that final whistle blew, the tv was switched to the palmeiras/flamengo match and i wasn’t subjected to any post-game infantile bs. just a W and get on with the night. no notes.
turns out you CAN head butt a ref, it just makes them real sad :(
Michigan LB Jaishawn Barham appears to have made contact with a referee 😳
He received an unsportsmanlike penalty but is still in the game.
He received an unsportsmanlike penalty but is still in the game.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
turns out you CAN head butt a ref, it just makes them real sad :(
in ireland for The Game and its during both premier league and rugby games, so we’ve been sequestered to the american room where it’s clear the new guy is being forced to be our bartender as a form of initiation/hazing
anyway, O-H
anyway, O-H
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
in ireland for The Game and its during both premier league and rugby games, so we’ve been sequestered to the american room where it’s clear the new guy is being forced to be our bartender as a form of initiation/hazing
anyway, O-H
anyway, O-H
o captain my captain 😭😭😭
What a career Darlington Nagbe has had.
After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.
Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:
“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”
After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.
Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:
“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”
BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
o captain my captain 😭😭😭
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This.
What did we learn, friends? Solidarity. Multi-tactical approaches. Calling bullshit on false narratives and lies. Speaking out in ways that include, never exclude, when empathy is to be gained.
And never ever stop telling everyone you know.
COMMUNITY wins.
💪🖤💛🇺🇸
What did we learn, friends? Solidarity. Multi-tactical approaches. Calling bullshit on false narratives and lies. Speaking out in ways that include, never exclude, when empathy is to be gained.
And never ever stop telling everyone you know.
COMMUNITY wins.
💪🖤💛🇺🇸
being a fan of a soccer club that was quite literally saved by protests and thinking soccer isn’t political is actual crazy work lmao #crew96
June 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This.
What did we learn, friends? Solidarity. Multi-tactical approaches. Calling bullshit on false narratives and lies. Speaking out in ways that include, never exclude, when empathy is to be gained.
And never ever stop telling everyone you know.
COMMUNITY wins.
💪🖤💛🇺🇸
What did we learn, friends? Solidarity. Multi-tactical approaches. Calling bullshit on false narratives and lies. Speaking out in ways that include, never exclude, when empathy is to be gained.
And never ever stop telling everyone you know.
COMMUNITY wins.
💪🖤💛🇺🇸
if i ever said i love sports i was lying.
May 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
if i ever said i love sports i was lying.
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
another chiefs / eagles super bowl, aka another year hoping everyone just goes home after the halftime show.
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
another chiefs / eagles super bowl, aka another year hoping everyone just goes home after the halftime show.
hard to say which i’m most excited about: this view, or reliving my entire child/young-adulthood through this book. @jasonkirk.fyi (thanks for the rec @clcrocker.bsky.social!)
December 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
hard to say which i’m most excited about: this view, or reliving my entire child/young-adulthood through this book. @jasonkirk.fyi (thanks for the rec @clcrocker.bsky.social!)
if you’re looking for an incredible sports story about a man aging gracefully as the greatest to ever do it, it didn’t happen in a boxing ring
For the first time in his career, LeBron James put up a triple-double in four consecutive games.
◽️ 21 PTS, 12 REB, 13 AST
◽️ 19 PTS, 10 REB, 16 AST
◽️ 35 PTS, 12 REB, 14 AST
◽️ 15 PTS, 16 REB, 12 AST
Year 22 👑 #NBA
◽️ 21 PTS, 12 REB, 13 AST
◽️ 19 PTS, 10 REB, 16 AST
◽️ 35 PTS, 12 REB, 14 AST
◽️ 15 PTS, 16 REB, 12 AST
Year 22 👑 #NBA
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
if you’re looking for an incredible sports story about a man aging gracefully as the greatest to ever do it, it didn’t happen in a boxing ring
never updated twitter, and i’m pretty close to never logging back in. just need a few more active sports accounts over here and then i’m free forever :’)
November 12, 2024 at 4:21 PM
never updated twitter, and i’m pretty close to never logging back in. just need a few more active sports accounts over here and then i’m free forever :’)