Chuck
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And when the small bears from the windy place capture the flag, thou shalt know the end is nigh... Original source of #FY_
If you could feel shame, you wouldn't be a college football coach.
What's a college football season if you don't end it covered in shame? defector.com/the-lane-kif...
The Lane Kiffin Saga Shows Why You Should Never Cry For Coaches | Defector
What’s a college football season if you don’t end it covered in shame? This year was even more shame-drenched than usual, especially if you held the most heralded position on the field: head coach.…
defector.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you could feel shame, you wouldn't be a college football coach.
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Bruce Dold, former Chicago Tribune editor and ‘consummate newspaperman,’ dies at 70
Bruce Dold, former Chicago Tribune editor and ‘consummate newspaperman,’ dies at 70
Bruce Dold juggled journalism and business interests in a dual editor-publisher role as the industry grappled with declining revenue and downsizing.
trib.al
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bruce Dold, former Chicago Tribune editor and ‘consummate newspaperman,’ dies at 70
Could this sentence BE any longer?
Breaking News: A doctor who illegally supplied Matthew Perry with ketamine before his death in 2023 was sentenced to 30 months in prison.
Doctor Who Gave Matthew Perry Ketamine Is Sentenced to 30 Months
The doctor, Salvador Plasencia, had asked “I wonder how much this moron will pay” before supplying the drug to Mr. Perry, who became increasingly reliant on it before his death.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Could this sentence BE any longer?
Why does it have to be one?
College of Coaches for a College fits, no?
College of Coaches for a College fits, no?
Which one of you is coaching Penn State?
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why does it have to be one?
College of Coaches for a College fits, no?
College of Coaches for a College fits, no?
This is what they call a canary in the coal mine on the Trump family
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is what they call a canary in the coal mine on the Trump family
“I wasn’t involved.”
Just who is the president?
Just who is the president?
Reporter: Do you support the second strike?
Trump: I still have not gotten a lot of information because I rely on Pete. I wasn’t involved. I hear the gentleman that was involved in that was extraordinary. I will let Pete speak about it.
Trump: I still have not gotten a lot of information because I rely on Pete. I wasn’t involved. I hear the gentleman that was involved in that was extraordinary. I will let Pete speak about it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“I wasn’t involved.”
Just who is the president?
Just who is the president?
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you know I had to do this
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
you know I had to do this
I was told Jews controlled the weather.
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I was told Jews controlled the weather.
What the hell is with that smile and eyes?
Michael and Susan Dell pledge $6.25bn to help fund ‘Trump Accounts’ for children on.ft.com/3M4TMjh
Michael and Susan Dell pledge $6.25bn to help fund ‘Trump Accounts’ for children
Contribution to new child investment accounts marks latest effort by US billionaires to support president’s programmes
on.ft.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What the hell is with that smile and eyes?
She just threw the troops under the sub.
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
She just threw the troops under the sub.
Pardon in 3… 2… 1…
One of the sons of Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán is set to plead guilty to narcotics trafficking charges in Chicago on Monday.
Son of ‘El Chapo’ Guzman who flew cartel boss to U.S. expected to plead guilty in Chicago
One of the sons of Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán is set to plead guilty to narcotics trafficking charges in Chicago on Monday, nearly a year and a half after his stunning flight across the Mexico borde…
trib.al
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pardon in 3… 2… 1…
It’s not a cold sore, Charlie Brown.
Wrong hole, Charlie Brown.
We weren't on a break, Charlie Brown
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s not a cold sore, Charlie Brown.
Strong Floor, No Ceiling, Can’t Lose.
Go Permian!
Go Permian!
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling, Can’t Lose.
Go Permian!
Go Permian!
Executive meeting:
"Our competitor has a lousy product, the vast majority of people surveyed don't like it, and their leader is tired and disliked by a large majority of the customer base. But they have a catchy slogan. How should we compete?"
"Obviously we need a catchier slogan."
"Our competitor has a lousy product, the vast majority of people surveyed don't like it, and their leader is tired and disliked by a large majority of the customer base. But they have a catchy slogan. How should we compete?"
"Obviously we need a catchier slogan."
This will probably get me yelled at, because I can see the consensus forming here that "strong floors, no ceiling" is the dumbest of all possible slogans. I would argue that it's actually not that bad, but that it's wrong for this moment (please read 🧵before yelling at me)...
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Executive meeting:
"Our competitor has a lousy product, the vast majority of people surveyed don't like it, and their leader is tired and disliked by a large majority of the customer base. But they have a catchy slogan. How should we compete?"
"Obviously we need a catchier slogan."
"Our competitor has a lousy product, the vast majority of people surveyed don't like it, and their leader is tired and disliked by a large majority of the customer base. But they have a catchy slogan. How should we compete?"
"Obviously we need a catchier slogan."
LOL!!!!!!!
Bet he hires Larry Nassar as team doctor.
Bet he hires Larry Nassar as team doctor.
Michigan State intends to hire Pat Fitzgerald as its next football coach. Story with @chrissolari.bsky.social.
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.lansingstatejournal.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
LOL!!!!!!!
Bet he hires Larry Nassar as team doctor.
Bet he hires Larry Nassar as team doctor.
Looks like the Dolphins Defense converted a 2 point conversion on a Pick-2.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Looks like the Dolphins Defense converted a 2 point conversion on a Pick-2.
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best in the nfc
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
best in the nfc
Who fucking cares?
There are other comedians worth learning and watching over this guy.
There are other comedians worth learning and watching over this guy.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Who fucking cares?
There are other comedians worth learning and watching over this guy.
There are other comedians worth learning and watching over this guy.
An absolutely meaningless game.
The conference title games need to be part of the playoffs.
The conference title games need to be part of the playoffs.
Ohio State gets its first win over Michigan since 2019 🌰
The No. 1 Buckeyes will face No. 2 Indiana in the Big Ten championship game next Saturday.
The No. 1 Buckeyes will face No. 2 Indiana in the Big Ten championship game next Saturday.
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
An absolutely meaningless game.
The conference title games need to be part of the playoffs.
The conference title games need to be part of the playoffs.
Ok, that was pretty spectacular.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ok, that was pretty spectacular.
They paid off Pat Fitzgerald, too, instead of firing him for cause and posting him nothing.
So much for higher learning.
So much for higher learning.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
They paid off Pat Fitzgerald, too, instead of firing him for cause and posting him nothing.
So much for higher learning.
So much for higher learning.
He did make them count.
Almost on one hand.
Almost on one hand.
This is the second time since 2006 (at Arizona) the Bears won when their QB completed less than 50% of his passes and had a passer rating below 60. The other was the 2024 season opener.
The wind played a role tonight, but once again, Caleb Williams made his completions count.
The wind played a role tonight, but once again, Caleb Williams made his completions count.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He did make them count.
Almost on one hand.
Almost on one hand.
First completion of the HALF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
First completion of the HALF.