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Chocolate Philosopher
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Wanderlust Child …
Pinned
Annnnd I was on theme!
Today is Monday and I have THREE tubes of lipgloss in my work bag …

Will follow up on Friday with quantity updates.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s so important to recognize your own maladaptive patterns and behaviors.
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Exactly this.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
EYE would’ve twerked a bit
imagine getting arrested to a certified BANGER
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I just wanna light something up and watch Bob’s Burgers
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I quite literally do not discuss certain topics with certain people because they do not have the range, context, or literacy level.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If the recruiting process is TRASH … the company culture will be TRASH
Someone on IG said their new job offer was rescinded because one of her references had the same IP address as her…
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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They might've dodged a bullet then.
A place doing this level of vetting is definitely logging how long your computer is idle and bringing it up in your performance review.
Someone on IG said their new job offer was rescinded because one of her references had the same IP address as her…
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I swear “bitch” is MY cuss word

It’s so versatile and appropriate in many scenarios!!!

Whether to uplift or degrade, “bitch” is alright with me!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I felt that “Bitch.”
I’ve been here. Everybody thought I had been kidnapped but no I was just in jail
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Anywhere you can be arrested for cussing in public is not a place my black ass ever needs to be 🙃
NGL, I don't understand people going to Dubai..😭😭😭😭😭

What y'all be doing over there????????
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Stress? Maybe 2/3

Every other emotion … 7

All of em … at the same time.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your current stress level?

Also sending love and hugs.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fuuuuuuuck … sadness is trying to whoop my ass today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
DAMN … the season is almost over with already!?
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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And is 🙂‍↕️
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I really understand why they say that 1st year is so crucial.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
That I have to deal with my shit or it will deal with me.
What is life teaching you right now ?
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I think Armand loved through control and Lestat loved through freedom.

But neither of them could love past their own pain.

Louis was just a stand-in they were using to work through their own trauma.

(Much like Claudia’s entire vampiric existence)
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That. Fucking. Play.

I really can’t get that episode of #InterviewWithAVampire out of my head.

Really the entire season.

Alllll those fucking years and Louis was still sleeping next to a stranger.

That’s fucking scary.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you’re going to put yourself on an island … make sure you like it there.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Men … yall should really let women take your picture more often.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s important to share positive dating stories … cuz the terrible ones are LOUD 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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My date was so gracious on Saturday.

He said, I know you’ve been playing tennis all day, let me send you a car.

Very thoughtful.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Big Brown areola supremacy >>>
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM