Brutus
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you can't post jokes anymore because of Woke
I heard Tim Kaine is a pedophile
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?

KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
why does TOM BRADY talk like THIS
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
people who say things like this are always egregiously, hilariously wrong about the "facts"
It was Biden +13, seems fairly safe, or should be. I’m from that district, like most upscale suburbs it has swung far left. I like Casten a lot, but he’s underperforming electorally. It’s just the facts.
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Wolfgang Blau" is the new "fucking moron".
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
boy it would be a shame if people started to realize the entire system of "law and order" is a house of cards designed to protect the billionaire pedophile class and decided that absent a systematic remedy they would take justice into their own hands. that would be a real shame
Interesting to consider that if you were to go and deface the Kennedy center by removing Trump’s name, you’d be arrested and charged with a crime, but your act would be no more unlawful than what they’re doing right now.
NEWS: They're adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Center building right now. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
lol finchy is so pissed they needed 3 assistants to hold him back. I gotta get back to target center soon
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"

"... No we're not, are we?"

😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
mattY has burners
It's amazing how many people here think there are only three categories of people: the enlightened people like them, fascists and "people without principles." They only disagree on whether Matt Yglesias is in the second or third category. Maybe consider growing up at some point.
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
al michaels is so past cooked man
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
how can you confidently post this smug shit while being absolutely 100% embarrassingly wrong about very basic shit you could google in 5 seconds
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
damn it's been a banner week for the Nacua family. doing antisemitic shit and stealing cars
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"concussions aren't real" is a wild take from someone who has publicly had multiple concussions. like oh ok you were just laying there in the fencing posture for fun huh
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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For the record, he is a traitor, thus ineligible for the presidency, and his entire reign is illegitimate on a legal level. This seems worth stating from time to time.
NYT: “In a newly obtained recording of a phone call from late 2020, President Trump can be heard pressing the speaker of the Georgia House of Representatives to hold a special legislative session to overturn Mr. Trump’s election loss.”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
is francis fukuyama the dumbest motherfucker to have ever lived? he's gotta be up there.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it's my birthday. I'm 33. pretty sure I could get away with telling people like 25 tho
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
hearing reports president donald trump has shidded his brains out his bung hole
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
has elon musk killed more people than anyone else in the 21st century?
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
MGP is an evil, evil person. unclear why she identifies as a Democrat at this point
7 Dems joined House Republicans in voting for a bill that would enable ICE agents to strip search 12-year-olds.

Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
he's only able to finish about half of his sentences at this point. brain 60% rice pudding
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Senator, respectfully, I don't think "hiding replies from all your constituents calling you out for being a piece of shit" is an effective long-term strategy
Reminder: In the same year Republicans voted to give billionaires and big corporations a tax cut, they also voted to take away tax breaks that help working families afford their health care.
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
always wanted to hear Pablo say "PissPigGranddad"
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I guess it's maybe impolite to ask but genuinely why are all their faces so fucked up? like genuinely busted
Trump chief of staff Susie Wiles is scrambling to contain the fallout from her bombshell tell-all interviews with Vanity Fair
Susie Wiles Calls Explosive Vanity Fair Story A 'Disingenuously Framed Hit Piece'
www.huffpost.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
how do you go through 3 different faces by age 30 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
god knows
open.spotify.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM