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hey guys
Bluesky Discover tab has finally figured out that I want to see pet photos and landscapes.

It still seems to think I wanna spice things up every now and then with obese furry porn, unfortunately, but it's only once every few days now. I'll give it credit for the progress.
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Mario Kart World is such a sad game.

I keep up with new strats and shortcuts occasionally and they're always neither impressive nor easy.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Part 2.

Tomorrow. Saturday the 29th. 6pm Eastern Time.

Be sure to set a reminder so you don't miss it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVT0...
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I usually embrace technicalities, but it annoys me when I say I'm "American" and folks respond with "AmErIcA hAs LoTs Of CoUnTrIes, iT's TwO wHoLe CoNtInents"

Man, you know which one. The one with "America" as part of the country name, for which "American" is a common shorthand and colloquialism.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Not that kind of blog, I'm afraid.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
An unironic hot take of mine: Lil Wayne single-handedly made it cool to brag about eating pussy in rap songs, and for that he's a hero
Can we normalize cunnilingus?
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Roughly 12% of Americans going to tell YouGov that they dislike the Kkk but approve of, or have no opinion on, the Aryan Brotherhood
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Do you think any football players have ever tried licking the football so the other players are scared to touch it?
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Dick Cheney has passed away
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I stand by my take that The Fate Of Ophelia would be 3x better if it ditched the 5th measures on each bar.

Yes, the lyrics are... clunky, let's say. But the clunkiness is only so overbearing because each bar gives you a whole second and a half to process the clunk before moving onto the next thing.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is the specific context where "the customer is always right" actually applies.

"No one's buying my beautiful hats because people have bad taste," or "gamers won't pay $100 for AAA games because they're whiny babies," are just objectively bad mindsets to have if you wanna make money.
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Years later, what I wanna know is why did they make Pim book both the flights AND the hotel? Hardly seems fair.
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
As it turns out, knowing what "niche" means is, in itself, a pretty niche interest
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.

Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Snipe
Snipe
Savory snipe
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Can someone make a version of The Fate Of Ophelia that removes all the fifth measures?
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Big news for employed people
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.
October 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Listening to Wood makes me realize that "I Love Having Sex With My Boyfriend And You Know His Name And Face" type songs are just... really easy to screw up by saying too many words.

Shoutout to Ariana Grande, she always got it right. "His dick is huge, he fucks me good." That's all it needs to be.
October 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM