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As it turns out, knowing what "niche" means is, in itself, a pretty niche interest
Must've been the bad lamb
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
Damn. I'm actually kinda stunned how much better this sounds
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Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.

Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Snipe
Snipe
Savory snipe
Can someone make a version of The Fate Of Ophelia that removes all the fifth measures?
read this in a british accent instinctively
Big news for employed people
If only it took him to The Studio where he could rework the mixing and maybe take some weird stuff out
Nice list, just swap Locked Out Of Heaven with Adorn

Then swap Locked Out Of Heaven with Mirrors

Then swap Locked Out Of Heaven with Counting Stars

Then swap Locked Out Of Heaven with I'm Different

Then swap Locked Out Of Heaven with Demons, and you've got a really really solid ranking here.
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REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.
Listening to Wood makes me realize that "I Love Having Sex With My Boyfriend And You Know His Name And Face" type songs are just... really easy to screw up by saying too many words.

Shoutout to Ariana Grande, she always got it right. "His dick is huge, he fucks me good." That's all it needs to be.
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Travis Kelce just scored a touchdown, and I'm glad for him, he needed a win this week
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OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
Someone got something backwards here because this exchange doesn't scan.

I know what it's referencing and what it's supposed to convey, but the post at the top of the chain takes place at a Waffle House, so "WAFFLES" is the immediately relevant item. This post should say "PANCAKES" right?
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The song is gonna disappear from the zeitgeist very quickly, so I don't feel as bad as I usually do when I point out that the title track to "Life of a Showgirl" has the same chorus melody as "Cool" by the Jonas Brothers.
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excited for Wood by Taylor Swift
8% of Labor voters on their way to tell YouGov dot co dot uk that they think the government is doing too much to reduce carbon emissions
Strong agree on Cashin' Out by Cash Out. Really adorable little song. So catchy. Couldn't ask for a better one hit wonder. Don't google what he's been up to in recent years.
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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
I'm noticing an increasing amount of advertisements using the "it's not just X, it's Y and Z" trope and I'm not too pleased with what that suggests.
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he is the one ... he found me ...