disillusioned knight that casts away her sword and board alongside her ideals of justice and faith for a gnarled and twisted halberd

ran into the capra demon at the grocery store today and he had those two fuckin dogs with him the whole time no leash or anything

so thats why

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

Tony Hawk’s Pro Hater

@redigit.bsky.social why is it not raining in my skyblock world its been like 15 in game days

when you get to hour 37 you unlock secret colors

repost if you pooped today

theres no such thing as big boobs actually

ladies and gentlemen of the choir, i rest my case

awawa

Born to best an opponent in armed, single combat.

Forced to write a bitchy email

Goodnight Pokey!

random explosion at midnight

o yeah and my mawile

fusion warhead

this is a cow

remaking my old nationstates account and getting a glimpse of my political opinions in 2016

jake paul has died