elise navidad 🎄
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I share my dreams with ghosts. swearwolf. she/her.
I am such an introvert that not only did I not know a single person at the company holiday party, the only reason I even met anyone was because my partner named themselves "Bort" on the mini golf scoreboard and a Simpsons fan in the party playing ahead of us struck up a conversation
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I am such an introvert that not only did I not know a single person at the company holiday party, the only reason I even met anyone was because my partner named themselves "Bort" on the mini golf scoreboard and a Simpsons fan in the party playing ahead of us struck up a conversation
got a sample of a lotion in a fragrance called "sticky dates" and I smell delicious. like chew on my own arm delicious. I don't think this is a good thing
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
got a sample of a lotion in a fragrance called "sticky dates" and I smell delicious. like chew on my own arm delicious. I don't think this is a good thing
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
so last year they cancelled the company holiday party because open enrollment was busy (it is always busy) and no holiday gifts were sent but this year I am apparently getting 3 company gifts and went to a mini golf party last night and had 2 free beers so I guess it evens out?
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
so last year they cancelled the company holiday party because open enrollment was busy (it is always busy) and no holiday gifts were sent but this year I am apparently getting 3 company gifts and went to a mini golf party last night and had 2 free beers so I guess it evens out?
sometimes you look over your shoulder and
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
sometimes you look over your shoulder and
love that we've reached the day that I've started blocking official government accounts from my news feed because they now churn out unreliable propaganda instead of federal bulletins
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
love that we've reached the day that I've started blocking official government accounts from my news feed because they now churn out unreliable propaganda instead of federal bulletins
sneezed so loud the old cat started meowing in her sleep lol
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
sneezed so loud the old cat started meowing in her sleep lol
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welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
so if I am reading this correctly, we have taught millions of people to read very badly based on the work of one white dude that doesn't believe dyslexia is real and who dismisses actual scientific evidence debunking his beliefs with "my science is different." awesome job here
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
so if I am reading this correctly, we have taught millions of people to read very badly based on the work of one white dude that doesn't believe dyslexia is real and who dismisses actual scientific evidence debunking his beliefs with "my science is different." awesome job here
ugh I have *got* to wrap stuff
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ugh I have *got* to wrap stuff
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The Morning Monty takes a dim view of rainy days, but he’s still very keen on the Christmas tree and all its trappings.
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Morning Monty takes a dim view of rainy days, but he’s still very keen on the Christmas tree and all its trappings.
after all that work corporate compliance only came back with 3 comments on my huge grievance policy revision and I feel like I could fight god
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
after all that work corporate compliance only came back with 3 comments on my huge grievance policy revision and I feel like I could fight god
did my job without adderall today and while it was unnecessarily difficult I feel like god having achieved things despite that
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
did my job without adderall today and while it was unnecessarily difficult I feel like god having achieved things despite that
perpetually wishing my usb-c cord was about 6" longer
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
perpetually wishing my usb-c cord was about 6" longer
good luck you fucking chode, Houston is nothing if not a diverse mix of people who hate you and the white people in the suburbs are not gonna change that
The Texas governor is using a chunk of his campaign war chest to flip the county.
Abbott unleashes $25 million to turn Harris County 'dark red'
The Texas governor is using a chunk of his campaign war chest to flip the county.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
good luck you fucking chode, Houston is nothing if not a diverse mix of people who hate you and the white people in the suburbs are not gonna change that
it is time to go to bed but instead all but one resident of the apartment has fallen asleep on me on the couch
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
it is time to go to bed but instead all but one resident of the apartment has fallen asleep on me on the couch
can you guess which of the people in this photo is from Texas and is excited about this much snow
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
can you guess which of the people in this photo is from Texas and is excited about this much snow
I also was kind of obsessed with Buttercup and how pretty Robin Wright was in that role and I guess let's just file this under "I should've known I was bi much earlier" exhibit 4,762
God, Cary Elwes was so fuckin hot in THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I also was kind of obsessed with Buttercup and how pretty Robin Wright was in that role and I guess let's just file this under "I should've known I was bi much earlier" exhibit 4,762
doesn't Bovino mean something like "little cow"
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
doesn't Bovino mean something like "little cow"
it's nuts to me that people have already forgotten the spontaneous celebrations that happened just when they finally called the 2020 election for Biden. I saw videos of people dancing to the Mariah Carey song at a gas station. Drivers honking for joy. It'll be nothing to when he finally kicks it.
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
it's nuts to me that people have already forgotten the spontaneous celebrations that happened just when they finally called the 2020 election for Biden. I saw videos of people dancing to the Mariah Carey song at a gas station. Drivers honking for joy. It'll be nothing to when he finally kicks it.
thinking about the absurdity of last Christmas, when my mom opened a gift and I heard, "YAY!!! A little chainsaw!!" and some of the other women of my family joined her excitedly discussing their small chainsaws and how much they liked them
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
thinking about the absurdity of last Christmas, when my mom opened a gift and I heard, "YAY!!! A little chainsaw!!" and some of the other women of my family joined her excitedly discussing their small chainsaws and how much they liked them
having to use one of my breaks to entertain my son, who sometimes brings me a hair tie and demands I throw it. if I do not sometimes he will "mew mew mew" at me fussily until I do
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
having to use one of my breaks to entertain my son, who sometimes brings me a hair tie and demands I throw it. if I do not sometimes he will "mew mew mew" at me fussily until I do
my mom drove us to school because we lived so far out we would've had to get up and get outside for the bus by like 6:30am. she did not want to be awake that early herself, much less drag 3 kids out of bed and get them dressed and make lunches that early
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
my mom drove us to school because we lived so far out we would've had to get up and get outside for the bus by like 6:30am. she did not want to be awake that early herself, much less drag 3 kids out of bed and get them dressed and make lunches that early
he loves this box I brought home a couple of houseplants in
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
he loves this box I brought home a couple of houseplants in
yiiikes those are some pertussis sounding coughs out there in the hall
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
yiiikes those are some pertussis sounding coughs out there in the hall