Triphemia Meloncramp
@interleaper.bsky.social
Elsie Marley
Isenscream
she/her
Isenscream
she/her
I guess after he couldn't get his hands on the ark of the covenant he tasked some flunky to make this knockoff
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I guess after he couldn't get his hands on the ark of the covenant he tasked some flunky to make this knockoff
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oh hey that's Aeryn Sun. I guess she and John Crichton finally found the wormhole back to Earth
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
oh hey that's Aeryn Sun. I guess she and John Crichton finally found the wormhole back to Earth
I've entered a loop in which thinking a lot about the time I dreamed about going to see a movie called UNCLE SLAYER (tagline: Everyone Is Somebody's Uncle) causes UNCLE SLAYER to recur in my dreams, which causes me to think more about UNCLE SLAYER, a completely fake movie that does not exist.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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kirk and spock fight in the sand, both grappling for the penis
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
kirk and spock fight in the sand, both grappling for the penis
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I mean, shatner is an ass, but I think it's distributed through his whole body, not just his right shoulder
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I mean, shatner is an ass, but I think it's distributed through his whole body, not just his right shoulder
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"gimme a cookie, you hoser! jeez"
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"gimme a cookie, you hoser! jeez"
MAKE TANGY TOMATO BEVERAGE AND DON'T LET THE HEALTH INSPECTORS IN
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
MAKE TANGY TOMATO BEVERAGE AND DON'T LET THE HEALTH INSPECTORS IN
