Interior Directorate of the Lutetian Federation
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Official account of the Lutetian Federation's Interior Directorate, proudly serving the people of Lutetia. Primarily by being blatant anti-fascist propaganda and proudly supporting the progressive american resistance.
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The rule of law is important in any nation to maintain order. Our head of state, who helped us overthrow the coup forces in 1996, for as much as he has risked himself and our country to some extent thereby, has always acted in our nation's best interests and in the confines of the laws.
Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The rule of law is important in any nation to maintain order. Our head of state, who helped us overthrow the coup forces in 1996, for as much as he has risked himself and our country to some extent thereby, has always acted in our nation's best interests and in the confines of the laws.
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The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries.
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
Author of ‘Don’t Say Abolish ICE’ Memo Is a Corporate Consultant - The American Prospect
Blas Nuñez-Neto is a senior adviser to WestExec, a shadow lobbyist for defense and tech firms.
prospect.org
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries.
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
Yes, this is the craziest timeline.
Are we seriously about to go to war with Denmark, Norway, and France because an old man with obvious dementia and the nuclear codes is running our country, and a pack of enablers won’t do the bare minimum and get him into a care facility where he belongs?
This is the craziest fucking timeline.
This is the craziest fucking timeline.
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Yes, this is the craziest timeline.
Ahem... Jonathan Ross.
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Ahem... Jonathan Ross.
Tonight, on Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass In Front Of The Nation..
BRENNAN: What percentage of those you have in custody have committed crimes?
NOEM: 70% of them
B: It's not 70%
N: Yes it is. You guys pick and choose numbers
B: Your agency says 47% have criminal convictions
N: Wrong again. We'll get you the correct numbers
B: Well, that's from your agency
NOEM: 70% of them
B: It's not 70%
N: Yes it is. You guys pick and choose numbers
B: Your agency says 47% have criminal convictions
N: Wrong again. We'll get you the correct numbers
B: Well, that's from your agency
January 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Tonight, on Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass In Front Of The Nation..
But don't you see Senator Warren? The Department of War is clearly so much cooler, we need to do the name change! So what if people die because of America's collapsing healthcare system? /sarcasm
Up to $125 million to rename the Department of Defense.
But they can't find the money to lower premiums for Americans crushed by health care costs.
www.cbo.gov/publication/...
But they can't find the money to lower premiums for Americans crushed by health care costs.
www.cbo.gov/publication/...
www.cbo.gov
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
But don't you see Senator Warren? The Department of War is clearly so much cooler, we need to do the name change! So what if people die because of America's collapsing healthcare system? /sarcasm
Do it.
Fucking do it, we dare you. Get your ass curbstomped by the very alliance you created, you cretins.
Fucking do it, we dare you. Get your ass curbstomped by the very alliance you created, you cretins.
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Do it.
Fucking do it, we dare you. Get your ass curbstomped by the very alliance you created, you cretins.
Fucking do it, we dare you. Get your ass curbstomped by the very alliance you created, you cretins.
These people are barely attorneys, our national bar would shove mop handles up their asses and wipe the floor with them were they to come up for review.
Any DoJ attorney who participates in this investigation should suffer professional and social shunning that makes it effectively impossible to continue to work as an attorney.
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
These people are barely attorneys, our national bar would shove mop handles up their asses and wipe the floor with them were they to come up for review.
In 2014, we, as part of UPEO Operation Chainbreaker, participated in what is known as the Niho-Lutetian War.
The United States, years prior, out of a yearning for revenge after we rebuked a coup they had established briefly after a humiliating intelligence loss, coerced far right, imperialists in..
The United States, years prior, out of a yearning for revenge after we rebuked a coup they had established briefly after a humiliating intelligence loss, coerced far right, imperialists in..
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
In 2014, we, as part of UPEO Operation Chainbreaker, participated in what is known as the Niho-Lutetian War.
The United States, years prior, out of a yearning for revenge after we rebuked a coup they had established briefly after a humiliating intelligence loss, coerced far right, imperialists in..
The United States, years prior, out of a yearning for revenge after we rebuked a coup they had established briefly after a humiliating intelligence loss, coerced far right, imperialists in..
"Support Newsom", they said.
"He'll fix what trump messed up!", they said.
Newsom may as well be a conservative, at this point. You don't need the Lutetian intelligence community (or any other for that matter.) to tell you this.
"He'll fix what trump messed up!", they said.
Newsom may as well be a conservative, at this point. You don't need the Lutetian intelligence community (or any other for that matter.) to tell you this.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
"Support Newsom", they said.
"He'll fix what trump messed up!", they said.
Newsom may as well be a conservative, at this point. You don't need the Lutetian intelligence community (or any other for that matter.) to tell you this.
"He'll fix what trump messed up!", they said.
Newsom may as well be a conservative, at this point. You don't need the Lutetian intelligence community (or any other for that matter.) to tell you this.
This is why our country does not tariff anyone outside of the UN Bloc. (Keep in mind, in our world - by 2026 half the UN has already jumped ship to join us in the Frontier Nations.)
Arnaud Bertrand
This is the perhaps best illustration that Trump's new "Monroe doctrine" is objectively achieving the exact opposite of what it intends.
Carney is currently in Beijing describing a "new era of relations between Canada and China" and explicitly talking about both countries becoming
This is the perhaps best illustration that Trump's new "Monroe doctrine" is objectively achieving the exact opposite of what it intends.
Carney is currently in Beijing describing a "new era of relations between Canada and China" and explicitly talking about both countries becoming
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is why our country does not tariff anyone outside of the UN Bloc. (Keep in mind, in our world - by 2026 half the UN has already jumped ship to join us in the Frontier Nations.)
It's truly a sight to see when the American gestapo is shown the door by their own citizens.
After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
It's truly a sight to see when the American gestapo is shown the door by their own citizens.
General Hospital is still airing in this world? We thought all the stay at home moms went the way of America's economy.
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
General Hospital is still airing in this world? We thought all the stay at home moms went the way of America's economy.
And yet this idiot's followers will believe that they have free speech.
Question your great leader, see where that gets you.
Question your great leader, see where that gets you.
TJ Sabula, my constituent & a UAW worker, has been suspended after Trump flipped HIM off and said "F*ck you" to him.
This is unacceptable. NEVER believe MAGA when they cry about the 1st amendment.
Since Trump can't fire me, I'll say it:
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector.
This is unacceptable. NEVER believe MAGA when they cry about the 1st amendment.
Since Trump can't fire me, I'll say it:
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
And yet this idiot's followers will believe that they have free speech.
Question your great leader, see where that gets you.
Question your great leader, see where that gets you.
America in this world is ironically, similar to us, in that they seem to invade those close to them.
Difference is, when it was Molmol, Japan and China, we did it to restore sovereignty for the former, and overthrow authoritarian, fascist regimes in the latter two. America just wants rare earths.
Difference is, when it was Molmol, Japan and China, we did it to restore sovereignty for the former, and overthrow authoritarian, fascist regimes in the latter two. America just wants rare earths.
BREAKING: Trump says anything less than having Greenland in the United States’ hands is unacceptable.
Trump says anything less than having Greenland in the United States’ hands is ‘unacceptable’
President Donald Trump insists that U.S. control of Greenland is necessary for national security. On Wednesday, he stated that anything less is unacceptable.
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
America in this world is ironically, similar to us, in that they seem to invade those close to them.
Difference is, when it was Molmol, Japan and China, we did it to restore sovereignty for the former, and overthrow authoritarian, fascist regimes in the latter two. America just wants rare earths.
Difference is, when it was Molmol, Japan and China, we did it to restore sovereignty for the former, and overthrow authoritarian, fascist regimes in the latter two. America just wants rare earths.
There is a timeline, where US Department of "War" head Hegseth is depicted being put into a camel clutch by one of our generals.
We're certain that said timeline Is nicer than this one, because that'd be hilarious to see.
We're certain that said timeline Is nicer than this one, because that'd be hilarious to see.
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
There is a timeline, where US Department of "War" head Hegseth is depicted being put into a camel clutch by one of our generals.
We're certain that said timeline Is nicer than this one, because that'd be hilarious to see.
We're certain that said timeline Is nicer than this one, because that'd be hilarious to see.
A friendly reminder that we would have banned X/Grok for less than AI-generated child pornography. Like being a safe haven for far-right extremists.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
A friendly reminder that we would have banned X/Grok for less than AI-generated child pornography. Like being a safe haven for far-right extremists.
As America unravels as it tore us asunder 30 years ago, we remind their citizens that the prosperity and freedoms we have, the striving for dignity and equality that blesses our shores, can too bless yours.
Resist, rebel against your so called benefactors. Show them who they must fear.
Resist, rebel against your so called benefactors. Show them who they must fear.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
As America unravels as it tore us asunder 30 years ago, we remind their citizens that the prosperity and freedoms we have, the striving for dignity and equality that blesses our shores, can too bless yours.
Resist, rebel against your so called benefactors. Show them who they must fear.
Resist, rebel against your so called benefactors. Show them who they must fear.
An attack on par with our homegrown APT, Souvalou 19. Impressive.
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
An attack on par with our homegrown APT, Souvalou 19. Impressive.
The Interior Directorate supports the Federal Reserve of the United States in their endeavor to fight against charges of corruption by *checks notes* the corrupted United States Department of Justice.
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
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www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
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Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
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January 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
The Interior Directorate supports the Federal Reserve of the United States in their endeavor to fight against charges of corruption by *checks notes* the corrupted United States Department of Justice.
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January 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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American men of industry are pathetic children doing their best impression of being entrepreneurs and vanguards of industry.
They seek trends and grind hype cycles to their inevitable demise. We for one, welcome it. Maybe it shall reveal to America that their technology industry is a joke.
They seek trends and grind hype cycles to their inevitable demise. We for one, welcome it. Maybe it shall reveal to America that their technology industry is a joke.
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
American men of industry are pathetic children doing their best impression of being entrepreneurs and vanguards of industry.
They seek trends and grind hype cycles to their inevitable demise. We for one, welcome it. Maybe it shall reveal to America that their technology industry is a joke.
They seek trends and grind hype cycles to their inevitable demise. We for one, welcome it. Maybe it shall reveal to America that their technology industry is a joke.
He is an Invalid who failed upwards into his position by way of manipulation and manipulation alone. Your nation, much like in our world, has doomed itself to an idiocracy if something isn't done.
Vote. We're not here to liberate you in 10 years - you have to do the hard work yourselves.
Vote. We're not here to liberate you in 10 years - you have to do the hard work yourselves.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
He is an Invalid who failed upwards into his position by way of manipulation and manipulation alone. Your nation, much like in our world, has doomed itself to an idiocracy if something isn't done.
Vote. We're not here to liberate you in 10 years - you have to do the hard work yourselves.
Vote. We're not here to liberate you in 10 years - you have to do the hard work yourselves.
America could easily replicate the success we've had since the transfer of Grunder to our country following the Lumen Treaty.
The nation has countless defense, consumer, energy and industrial giants whose profit margins could be going into the coffers of the treasury to bolster the public, but no.
The nation has countless defense, consumer, energy and industrial giants whose profit margins could be going into the coffers of the treasury to bolster the public, but no.
If Donald Trump really want the US Gov to be in the oil business, then instead of stealing oil from other nations, he should just take over American oil companies and nationalize them. Then like most petro states, we can also do away with income tax and fund healthcare and the military!
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
America could easily replicate the success we've had since the transfer of Grunder to our country following the Lumen Treaty.
The nation has countless defense, consumer, energy and industrial giants whose profit margins could be going into the coffers of the treasury to bolster the public, but no.
The nation has countless defense, consumer, energy and industrial giants whose profit margins could be going into the coffers of the treasury to bolster the public, but no.
If President Trump is your only card left to play, you may as well fold.
We regret to inform the Ukraine of this world that we cannot come to your aid.
We regret to inform the Ukraine of this world that we cannot come to your aid.
In an interview with The New York Times, the U.S. President stated that the Ukrainian head of state has no cards to play; he only has one card - Donald Trump.
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
If President Trump is your only card left to play, you may as well fold.
We regret to inform the Ukraine of this world that we cannot come to your aid.
We regret to inform the Ukraine of this world that we cannot come to your aid.