Jezebel
@inconspicuous-girl.bsky.social
Girl's Girl | Chaotic Good | 2% Neanderthal
My job is tables.
My job is tables.
It’s getting awful toasty out there.
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It’s getting awful toasty out there.
I just had the realization that telenovelas have taken on the form of vertical dramas and I hate how charming they are. 🤣
a woman is eating popcorn in front of a microphone in a room .
ALT: a woman is eating popcorn in front of a microphone in a room .
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December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just had the realization that telenovelas have taken on the form of vertical dramas and I hate how charming they are. 🤣
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I can’t stop laughing about Melania reading a children’s book to kids without showing them the pictures. lol
W was more engaging reading to kids when he was told about 9/11.
W was more engaging reading to kids when he was told about 9/11.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard that says returns
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard that says returns
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December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I can’t stop laughing about Melania reading a children’s book to kids without showing them the pictures. lol
W was more engaging reading to kids when he was told about 9/11.
W was more engaging reading to kids when he was told about 9/11.
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Healthcare not wealthcare.
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Healthcare not wealthcare.
📢📢📢📢📢
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
📢📢📢📢📢
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Hang on a second... Where are the epstein files?
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hang on a second... Where are the epstein files?
she was a fairy
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
she was a fairy
My bright spot recently has been 50 Cent's long game.
I aspire to be that dedicated to hating my opp.
I aspire to be that dedicated to hating my opp.
a man in a blue suit is smiling with the words wow this is amazing behind him
ALT: a man in a blue suit is smiling with the words wow this is amazing behind him
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December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My bright spot recently has been 50 Cent's long game.
I aspire to be that dedicated to hating my opp.
I aspire to be that dedicated to hating my opp.
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December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Good morning to everyone except the person who gave me norovirus.
Fuck you, specifically.
Fuck you, specifically.
a woman is standing in a living room with the words woman down written on the floor .
ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with the words woman down written on the floor .
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December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Good morning to everyone except the person who gave me norovirus.
Fuck you, specifically.
Fuck you, specifically.
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
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Stick a fork in me and shred my flesh for a Chicken Salad.
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Stick a fork in me and shred my flesh for a Chicken Salad.
Every time Trump says he stopped 8 wars, I think of that kid who has a real human girlfriend but she goes to another school.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Every time Trump says he stopped 8 wars, I think of that kid who has a real human girlfriend but she goes to another school.
I used to volunteer at an Alzheimer’s care facility and he’s worse than some of the residents I worked with.
I can’t believe this is our reality.
#trump
I can’t believe this is our reality.
#trump
He is not well.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I used to volunteer at an Alzheimer’s care facility and he’s worse than some of the residents I worked with.
I can’t believe this is our reality.
#trump
I can’t believe this is our reality.
#trump
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Imagine your own parent was getting treatment for early Alzheimer’s. You wouldn’t let them drive a car. You wouldn’t let them handle their finances. You sure as hell wouldn’t let them run a country…
Now, would you?!
Now, would you?!
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Imagine your own parent was getting treatment for early Alzheimer’s. You wouldn’t let them drive a car. You wouldn’t let them handle their finances. You sure as hell wouldn’t let them run a country…
Now, would you?!
Now, would you?!
NINE INCH NAILS | INSTRUMENTAL by Jack Johnstone on Apple Music
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December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My “just in case” knife fell out of my bag when I was packing for work and it triggered a core memory.
When I was 5 years old, my grandpa taught me how to hold a knife to most efficiently stab someone, the best places to stab, and how to keep someone from taking my knife.
He was my bff & cool af.
When I was 5 years old, my grandpa taught me how to hold a knife to most efficiently stab someone, the best places to stab, and how to keep someone from taking my knife.
He was my bff & cool af.
a little girl is holding a pair of scissors
ALT: a little girl is holding a pair of scissors
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December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My “just in case” knife fell out of my bag when I was packing for work and it triggered a core memory.
When I was 5 years old, my grandpa taught me how to hold a knife to most efficiently stab someone, the best places to stab, and how to keep someone from taking my knife.
He was my bff & cool af.
When I was 5 years old, my grandpa taught me how to hold a knife to most efficiently stab someone, the best places to stab, and how to keep someone from taking my knife.
He was my bff & cool af.
"silly goofy guy"
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December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"silly goofy guy"
I’ve found a few new bands that I like but I can’t tell if they’re AI or not because there is almost nothing about them on the wholeass internet.
#music
#music
a baby is sitting in a car seat with a funny face .
ALT: a baby is sitting in a car seat with a funny face .
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December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve found a few new bands that I like but I can’t tell if they’re AI or not because there is almost nothing about them on the wholeass internet.
#music
#music
Or Judi Dench could stfu.
a woman with long black hair is wearing a choker necklace and a tattoo on her arm .
ALT: a woman with long black hair is wearing a choker necklace and a tattoo on her arm .
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December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Or Judi Dench could stfu.
If I ask you to finish something by EOD and our work culture knows that is around 5pm, do not respond and tell me that EOD is 11:59, “in my world.”
You’ve had 2 weeks to do something that takes 10 minutes and this will be the 4th deadline you’ve missed in 2 weeks AND you are two levels above me.
You’ve had 2 weeks to do something that takes 10 minutes and this will be the 4th deadline you’ve missed in 2 weeks AND you are two levels above me.
a man in a blue shirt says " i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds ! "
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December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If I ask you to finish something by EOD and our work culture knows that is around 5pm, do not respond and tell me that EOD is 11:59, “in my world.”
You’ve had 2 weeks to do something that takes 10 minutes and this will be the 4th deadline you’ve missed in 2 weeks AND you are two levels above me.
You’ve had 2 weeks to do something that takes 10 minutes and this will be the 4th deadline you’ve missed in 2 weeks AND you are two levels above me.
