spoocecow
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spoocecow
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· Mar 6
Haha, wouldn't it be funny if... you know what, nevermind. Nevermind about everything. Never mind about my whole life. [dissipates into the wind]
[in a dungeon, deeply]
ME: let's get out of here!
MY TRUSTED CONFIDANT WHOM I MET AT THE START OF MY JOURNEY: (suddenly smiling widely, and, ngl, lookin a little like a soyjak) Ehhhh...??
ME: it's time to leave this deep dungeon !
MTCWIMATSOMJ: Ohhhh???? >:D
ME: Wait... Wah !
(I am killed by spikes)
ME: let's get out of here!
MY TRUSTED CONFIDANT WHOM I MET AT THE START OF MY JOURNEY: (suddenly smiling widely, and, ngl, lookin a little like a soyjak) Ehhhh...??
ME: it's time to leave this deep dungeon !
MTCWIMATSOMJ: Ohhhh???? >:D
ME: Wait... Wah !
(I am killed by spikes)
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
[in a dungeon, deeply]
ME: let's get out of here!
MY TRUSTED CONFIDANT WHOM I MET AT THE START OF MY JOURNEY: (suddenly smiling widely, and, ngl, lookin a little like a soyjak) Ehhhh...??
ME: it's time to leave this deep dungeon !
MTCWIMATSOMJ: Ohhhh???? >:D
ME: Wait... Wah !
(I am killed by spikes)
ME: let's get out of here!
MY TRUSTED CONFIDANT WHOM I MET AT THE START OF MY JOURNEY: (suddenly smiling widely, and, ngl, lookin a little like a soyjak) Ehhhh...??
ME: it's time to leave this deep dungeon !
MTCWIMATSOMJ: Ohhhh???? >:D
ME: Wait... Wah !
(I am killed by spikes)
think I'm going to write a song about realizing that the state of Montana is actually a leg while on my deathbed.
(listening to john linnell - state songs (1999)) foohhhhhhh
(listening to john linnell - state songs (1999)) foohhhhhhh
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
think I'm going to write a song about realizing that the state of Montana is actually a leg while on my deathbed.
(listening to john linnell - state songs (1999)) foohhhhhhh
(listening to john linnell - state songs (1999)) foohhhhhhh
Wee Willie Winkie's parents should have been arrested. Naming your child like that is simply unacceptable
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Wee Willie Winkie's parents should have been arrested. Naming your child like that is simply unacceptable
"early" should be an adverb meaning "like an ear" and it should rhyme with 'merely'
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
"early" should be an adverb meaning "like an ear" and it should rhyme with 'merely'
This is really really good. I have no connection to this at all I just saw someone post it in discord www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VNk...
3D Mainichi Modern | ANIMATED PILOT
YouTube video by Mario Radio Show!!
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
This is really really good. I have no connection to this at all I just saw someone post it in discord www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VNk...
out: getting boiled in a giant cast iron cauldron 🙅
in: getting sublimated directly to human vapor in a giant cast iron cauldron 🧙♂️
in: getting sublimated directly to human vapor in a giant cast iron cauldron 🧙♂️
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
out: getting boiled in a giant cast iron cauldron 🙅
in: getting sublimated directly to human vapor in a giant cast iron cauldron 🧙♂️
in: getting sublimated directly to human vapor in a giant cast iron cauldron 🧙♂️
I never noticed it before, but when you examine the core tenets of capitalism:
- Ruthless efficiency
- scarcity, or more often, Fear of an artificial scarcity
- An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
It actually forms a humorous reference to a classic sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus 😮
- Ruthless efficiency
- scarcity, or more often, Fear of an artificial scarcity
- An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
It actually forms a humorous reference to a classic sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus 😮
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I never noticed it before, but when you examine the core tenets of capitalism:
- Ruthless efficiency
- scarcity, or more often, Fear of an artificial scarcity
- An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
It actually forms a humorous reference to a classic sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus 😮
- Ruthless efficiency
- scarcity, or more often, Fear of an artificial scarcity
- An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
It actually forms a humorous reference to a classic sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus 😮
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Become More Frankenstein-Like Immediately
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwjQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwjQ...
become frankenstein hypno working 2019
YouTube video by Funke Monkey
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Become More Frankenstein-Like Immediately
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwjQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwjQ...
this guy's videos rock. he has some very charming folksy videos about exploring local graveyards and stuff, and then also this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76WA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76WA...
A Video About A Nasty Man Who Receives His Comeuppance
YouTube video by Dime Store Adventures
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
this guy's videos rock. he has some very charming folksy videos about exploring local graveyards and stuff, and then also this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76WA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76WA...
friday night. time to have a little "Mom Juice", haha, if you know what I mean... (pulls out a big cartoon jug with XXX printed on the side) so yeah this is filled with milf discharge
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
friday night. time to have a little "Mom Juice", haha, if you know what I mean... (pulls out a big cartoon jug with XXX printed on the side) so yeah this is filled with milf discharge
(starting a chant) ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
(a competing chant starts) WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP!
(entire crowd suddenly shifts to a third chant in unison) ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ZAPPED FROM SPACE.
(a competing chant starts) WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP!
(entire crowd suddenly shifts to a third chant in unison) ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ZAPPED FROM SPACE.
January 29, 2026 at 8:25 PM
(starting a chant) ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
(a competing chant starts) WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP!
(entire crowd suddenly shifts to a third chant in unison) ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ZAPPED FROM SPACE.
(a competing chant starts) WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP! WI-ZARD ZAP!
(entire crowd suddenly shifts to a third chant in unison) ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ZAPPED FROM SPACE. ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ZAPPED FROM SPACE.
belching with glee at the sight of a ham
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
belching with glee at the sight of a ham
Just invented a new cool saying for when someone tells you about a thing you don't care about: "Yeah... 🙄 Big Whupp !! 🤣"
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Just invented a new cool saying for when someone tells you about a thing you don't care about: "Yeah... 🙄 Big Whupp !! 🤣"
Reposted by spoocecow
I have been writing researching and writing about threats to Ilhan Omar for like 8 years and so I don't mean to go all Bluesky Discourse™ on a viral moment
I just see in her my friends who I worry about and I'm still shaken. That was too close. My article (well my research) from 2019
I just see in her my friends who I worry about and I'm still shaken. That was too close. My article (well my research) from 2019
He easily found hundreds of death threats against Rep. Ilhan Omar. He wants Twitter to stop them.
Cybersecurity expert Chad Loder said he’s been frustrated by the platform’s seeming inability to crack down on accounts that espouse racist, homophobic and violent rhetoric.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I have been writing researching and writing about threats to Ilhan Omar for like 8 years and so I don't mean to go all Bluesky Discourse™ on a viral moment
I just see in her my friends who I worry about and I'm still shaken. That was too close. My article (well my research) from 2019
I just see in her my friends who I worry about and I'm still shaken. That was too close. My article (well my research) from 2019
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the reason I'm so heated right now is Ilhan Omar has been thrown to the wolves so many times by the Democratic establishment for saying the things the Dems are finally, YEARS LATER starting to say.
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
the reason I'm so heated right now is Ilhan Omar has been thrown to the wolves so many times by the Democratic establishment for saying the things the Dems are finally, YEARS LATER starting to say.
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
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I don't want to celebrate how Ilhan Omar was ready to throw down. Tired of valorizing Black women as fighters, that dude should have been stopped and stomped out before he got close to her.
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I don't want to celebrate how Ilhan Omar was ready to throw down. Tired of valorizing Black women as fighters, that dude should have been stopped and stomped out before he got close to her.
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REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
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getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
I hate the neologism "run a train on". The humble Train is a noble beast, and would never do something so disgusting.
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I hate the neologism "run a train on". The humble Train is a noble beast, and would never do something so disgusting.
Hime-sama, you're a loose cannon... but you get results
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Hime-sama, you're a loose cannon... but you get results
January. It's the Lord. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRo...
Mystic Sheep Drink Electric Tea
YouTube video by Divine Styler - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
January. It's the Lord. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRo...
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Let's go The New England Patriots. I definitely always believed since before the season started that we would appear in the fucking super bowl again
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Let's go The New England Patriots. I definitely always believed since before the season started that we would appear in the fucking super bowl again