Troublesome Strumpet
@impiousjade.bsky.social
Zaftig GenX atheist feminazgul with no fucks left to give. Of historic interest, here's a link to the US' "Field Guide to Simple Sabotage": https://www.gutenberg.org/files/26184/26184-h/26184-h.htm
Gary Larson captured this phenomenon back in the 1980s with this cartoon. I've used "my brain is full" ever since, whenever I've reached a mental limit of what I can focus on & my brain is just DONE.
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gary Larson captured this phenomenon back in the 1980s with this cartoon. I've used "my brain is full" ever since, whenever I've reached a mental limit of what I can focus on & my brain is just DONE.
I mean, it's not like they give a shit about beauty, history, the value of symbolic institutions, or letting trivial little things like *the Law* get in their way. They just do whatever the fuck they want, & nobody stops them. Permits? They don't need no stinking *permits*.
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I mean, it's not like they give a shit about beauty, history, the value of symbolic institutions, or letting trivial little things like *the Law* get in their way. They just do whatever the fuck they want, & nobody stops them. Permits? They don't need no stinking *permits*.
Surprise, surprise: I've been poking around in said database looking for a permit for the demo of the WH East Wing, to no avail. Here's a screenshot.
The last batch of permitting paperwork appearing in the database is from Sept. 2024, for the building of media platforms for the POTUS inauguration.
The last batch of permitting paperwork appearing in the database is from Sept. 2024, for the building of media platforms for the POTUS inauguration.
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Surprise, surprise: I've been poking around in said database looking for a permit for the demo of the WH East Wing, to no avail. Here's a screenshot.
The last batch of permitting paperwork appearing in the database is from Sept. 2024, for the building of media platforms for the POTUS inauguration.
The last batch of permitting paperwork appearing in the database is from Sept. 2024, for the building of media platforms for the POTUS inauguration.
I don't even know who this dude is (since I'm not up on my anime these days) but I'm digging his energy.
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don't even know who this dude is (since I'm not up on my anime these days) but I'm digging his energy.
This is a statue of the explorer, William Clark (of Lewis & Clark fame). It stands near the beach in Long Beach, WA. Clark apparently made it all the way to what is now Long Beach. When he got there, he saw a big old dead sturgeon on the beach and was apparently really impressed. Hence the statue.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is a statue of the explorer, William Clark (of Lewis & Clark fame). It stands near the beach in Long Beach, WA. Clark apparently made it all the way to what is now Long Beach. When he got there, he saw a big old dead sturgeon on the beach and was apparently really impressed. Hence the statue.
That owl looks like he's seen some shit.
These two always crack me up:
These two always crack me up:
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
That owl looks like he's seen some shit.
These two always crack me up:
These two always crack me up:
I absolutely love it; the whole thing is full of absurdity. It always makes me wonder what the hell the inside of Bosch's mind was like, because holy shit it took some kind of wild imagination to come up with some of the imagery in it.
I mean, just look at this weirdness right here:
I mean, just look at this weirdness right here:
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I absolutely love it; the whole thing is full of absurdity. It always makes me wonder what the hell the inside of Bosch's mind was like, because holy shit it took some kind of wild imagination to come up with some of the imagery in it.
I mean, just look at this weirdness right here:
I mean, just look at this weirdness right here:
Here's a picture of protestors shielding themselves from tear gas canisters using umbrellas. (Photo credit Dale De La Ray, AFP, 2019.)
This wouldn't work for situations where an LEO gets right up in your face with mace or pepper spray, unfortunately. But for other crowd control tactics, it helps.
This wouldn't work for situations where an LEO gets right up in your face with mace or pepper spray, unfortunately. But for other crowd control tactics, it helps.
October 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Here's a picture of protestors shielding themselves from tear gas canisters using umbrellas. (Photo credit Dale De La Ray, AFP, 2019.)
This wouldn't work for situations where an LEO gets right up in your face with mace or pepper spray, unfortunately. But for other crowd control tactics, it helps.
This wouldn't work for situations where an LEO gets right up in your face with mace or pepper spray, unfortunately. But for other crowd control tactics, it helps.
Here it is.
Every item protestors wore or carried had a purpose: keeping them as safe as possible, so they could keep protesting as long as possible.
(I don't know who made this graphic but if anybody does, LMK.)
Every item protestors wore or carried had a purpose: keeping them as safe as possible, so they could keep protesting as long as possible.
(I don't know who made this graphic but if anybody does, LMK.)
October 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Here it is.
Every item protestors wore or carried had a purpose: keeping them as safe as possible, so they could keep protesting as long as possible.
(I don't know who made this graphic but if anybody does, LMK.)
Every item protestors wore or carried had a purpose: keeping them as safe as possible, so they could keep protesting as long as possible.
(I don't know who made this graphic but if anybody does, LMK.)
This is how my dog is behaving today.
August 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is how my dog is behaving today.
HOLY SHIT but dat ass tho'.
This guy is never gonna be able to do stakeout or tailing work with them cheeks clappin'.
This guy is never gonna be able to do stakeout or tailing work with them cheeks clappin'.
August 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
HOLY SHIT but dat ass tho'.
This guy is never gonna be able to do stakeout or tailing work with them cheeks clappin'.
This guy is never gonna be able to do stakeout or tailing work with them cheeks clappin'.
Ok I gotta be honest, Talos the giant bronze guy always freaked me the hell out. The moment when he first moves his head is like - oh FUCK no.
YEAH HERCULES YOU REALLY FUCKED IT UP NOW
YEAH HERCULES YOU REALLY FUCKED IT UP NOW
July 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ok I gotta be honest, Talos the giant bronze guy always freaked me the hell out. The moment when he first moves his head is like - oh FUCK no.
YEAH HERCULES YOU REALLY FUCKED IT UP NOW
YEAH HERCULES YOU REALLY FUCKED IT UP NOW
Scam text I just got this morning. These guys are so pathetic it's hilarious.
July 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Scam text I just got this morning. These guys are so pathetic it's hilarious.
Per the splash page, the US crime rate for both violent & property crime is actually *down* overall (except for car theft). A screenshot:
July 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Per the splash page, the US crime rate for both violent & property crime is actually *down* overall (except for car theft). A screenshot:
As a mind-bending image to end the evening's musings, check this out.
I have no idea who created it. I've found that it sparks all sorts of interesting thoughts, ideas, feelings & conversation.
I have no idea who created it. I've found that it sparks all sorts of interesting thoughts, ideas, feelings & conversation.
July 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
As a mind-bending image to end the evening's musings, check this out.
I have no idea who created it. I've found that it sparks all sorts of interesting thoughts, ideas, feelings & conversation.
I have no idea who created it. I've found that it sparks all sorts of interesting thoughts, ideas, feelings & conversation.
It's all fun & games until the TERF starts telling women they aren't really women.
Seriously, it always seems to end this way. Why are they like this?
Seriously, it always seems to end this way. Why are they like this?
July 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's all fun & games until the TERF starts telling women they aren't really women.
Seriously, it always seems to end this way. Why are they like this?
Seriously, it always seems to end this way. Why are they like this?
So are choads complaining that Superman is "woke" now?
Take all the fucking seats, dumbasses.
Take all the fucking seats, dumbasses.
July 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So are choads complaining that Superman is "woke" now?
Take all the fucking seats, dumbasses.
Take all the fucking seats, dumbasses.
And the number of towns & places in the UK that have the word "cock" in them is truly off the chain.
I mean... Exhibit A, for your perusal. Found on Reddit.
I mean... Exhibit A, for your perusal. Found on Reddit.
July 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And the number of towns & places in the UK that have the word "cock" in them is truly off the chain.
I mean... Exhibit A, for your perusal. Found on Reddit.
I mean... Exhibit A, for your perusal. Found on Reddit.
On a tangent, a funny thing about Harold the orchid guy is that he also makes an appearance in the BBC series "Red Dwarf", in season 5, episode 6: 'Back to Reality'.
June 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
On a tangent, a funny thing about Harold the orchid guy is that he also makes an appearance in the BBC series "Red Dwarf", in season 5, episode 6: 'Back to Reality'.
Man, scammers are just getting silly now.
May 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Man, scammers are just getting silly now.
Fuuuuuuuck I feel old.
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Fuuuuuuuck I feel old.
Of course! Her name is Petunia. She's about 20 weeks old.
May 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Of course! Her name is Petunia. She's about 20 weeks old.
Yes! Logging off is great. The real world is grounding. I encourage connecting with it on the regular.
Also, here is a cute puppy:
Also, here is a cute puppy:
May 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yes! Logging off is great. The real world is grounding. I encourage connecting with it on the regular.
Also, here is a cute puppy:
Also, here is a cute puppy:
Ian McShane is unbelievably hot as Kit Marlowe.
I mean, the ruff makes him look like a bird that swallowed a plate, sure, but lawdy!
I mean, the ruff makes him look like a bird that swallowed a plate, sure, but lawdy!
April 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ian McShane is unbelievably hot as Kit Marlowe.
I mean, the ruff makes him look like a bird that swallowed a plate, sure, but lawdy!
I mean, the ruff makes him look like a bird that swallowed a plate, sure, but lawdy!
