Master Pontificator
@imaginaryplayer504.bsky.social
aka DonSo504 aka Jack Carlton; Aspiring artist; recovering lawyer; Saints fan; LSU fan; Here to laugh and be washed in peace.
Semi-unc years old; pre-Katrina ⚜️ > ATL
Semi-unc years old; pre-Katrina ⚜️ > ATL
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
Google search peaked in like 2009. It’s been a vehicle to keep you on ads and preferred websites since then.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Google search peaked in like 2009. It’s been a vehicle to keep you on ads and preferred websites since then.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Dear young people,
Once upon a time in America products were built to last and could be repaired. That’s why your grandmother’s washing machine, refrigerator and stove still work. Their shoes could get a new sole and clothes altered.
Yep, the before times.
Once upon a time in America products were built to last and could be repaired. That’s why your grandmother’s washing machine, refrigerator and stove still work. Their shoes could get a new sole and clothes altered.
Yep, the before times.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Dear young people,
Once upon a time in America products were built to last and could be repaired. That’s why your grandmother’s washing machine, refrigerator and stove still work. Their shoes could get a new sole and clothes altered.
Yep, the before times.
Once upon a time in America products were built to last and could be repaired. That’s why your grandmother’s washing machine, refrigerator and stove still work. Their shoes could get a new sole and clothes altered.
Yep, the before times.
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"We have s**t for f***king poor people. Who buys our s**t? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**‘s in it."
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Lawsuit alleges Campbell’s fired worker who reported a VP’s recorded rant belittling customers and making discriminatory remarks.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"We have s**t for f***king poor people. Who buys our s**t? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**‘s in it."
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
Who in music has been working harder and better than Leon Thomas?
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Who in music has been working harder and better than Leon Thomas?
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I bet Trump hopes someone will return the favor and help him.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I bet Trump hopes someone will return the favor and help him.
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This is a Progresso house anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This is a Progresso house anyway.
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The problem with America is the type of people consistently put in charge will do anything for a dollar. The Fed gov was never meant to be run like a business. It’s a public service we created and pay for to help our lives.
The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals.
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The problem with America is the type of people consistently put in charge will do anything for a dollar. The Fed gov was never meant to be run like a business. It’s a public service we created and pay for to help our lives.
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We are not meant to be mentally nourished solely by what we can perceive in the physical world.
But just like if you were never taught to read a book would be just a bunch of paper, if we are never taught to understand the spiritual we don’t see the meaning in them as well.
But just like if you were never taught to read a book would be just a bunch of paper, if we are never taught to understand the spiritual we don’t see the meaning in them as well.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
We are not meant to be mentally nourished solely by what we can perceive in the physical world.
But just like if you were never taught to read a book would be just a bunch of paper, if we are never taught to understand the spiritual we don’t see the meaning in them as well.
But just like if you were never taught to read a book would be just a bunch of paper, if we are never taught to understand the spiritual we don’t see the meaning in them as well.
Idk if It’s my third eye or my sixth sense but I can tell who I’m gonna like before I like them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Idk if It’s my third eye or my sixth sense but I can tell who I’m gonna like before I like them.
Séance is from the French word for session.
“Let’s have a séance” sounds so much cooler
“Let’s have a séance” sounds so much cooler
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Séance is from the French word for session.
“Let’s have a séance” sounds so much cooler
“Let’s have a séance” sounds so much cooler
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If she got any combination of these five, she’s a hoochie mama:
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If she got any combination of these five, she’s a hoochie mama:
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead
She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
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Meghan Trainor music sound like Captain America background dancer music
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Meghan Trainor music sound like Captain America background dancer music
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I hate when a person had it tough and believes that those that come behind them should suffer greatly as well.
Especially my own people. Why would you want to hand down pain and disappointment instead of wisdom, opportunity, and encouragement?
Especially my own people. Why would you want to hand down pain and disappointment instead of wisdom, opportunity, and encouragement?
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I hate when a person had it tough and believes that those that come behind them should suffer greatly as well.
Especially my own people. Why would you want to hand down pain and disappointment instead of wisdom, opportunity, and encouragement?
Especially my own people. Why would you want to hand down pain and disappointment instead of wisdom, opportunity, and encouragement?
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Coco Gauff 💙
www.nola.com/news/u-s-ten...
www.nola.com/news/u-s-ten...
U.S. tennis star Coco Gauff makes a surprise appearance at Joe Brown Park. See why.
Coco Gauff, the world No. 3 ranked women's tennis player and winner of the 2023 U.S. Open and 2025 French Open, arrived at Joe Brown Park in New Orleans East on Monday afternoon.
www.nola.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Coco Gauff 💙
www.nola.com/news/u-s-ten...
www.nola.com/news/u-s-ten...
Crown Prince is a dope ass title for a grown man. It sounds so nice.
That’s how I know he be disappearing people.
That’s how I know he be disappearing people.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Crown Prince is a dope ass title for a grown man. It sounds so nice.
That’s how I know he be disappearing people.
That’s how I know he be disappearing people.
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Ain’t no way this yt girl supposed to be able to do Lil Mo runs
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ain’t no way this yt girl supposed to be able to do Lil Mo runs
The next time a cashier asks me if I want to tip or if I want to donate I’m gonna ask if I can have a 10% discount, that way we both begging.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The next time a cashier asks me if I want to tip or if I want to donate I’m gonna ask if I can have a 10% discount, that way we both begging.