It’s like watching someone trying to win a marathon by using a car to get to the finish line, and when people ask what the fuck they reply well what else was I supposed to do I don’t have any desire to run or walk.

The whole reason people try to be writers is because their head is full of ideas they want to write. If your head is empty of them that’s a sign that a different career is probably what you should be doing?

"The whiskey dick of salutes" is not a phrase I thought I'd have a use for but here we are I guess.

They would never oppose colonialism or imperialism if a communist is doing it.

And the worst part is the jokes on us because it took three fuсkіng elxns of them not bothereing to run for us to stop voting for them!

Because the federal NDP is absolutely unwilling to do anything that might make it relevant nevermind competitive in elxns.

I'm going to have to teach you how to make vectors.