Iris
@ifdots.bsky.social
sometimes I do stuff on the internet
https://mycringeweb.site
profile picture from the picrew mentioned in the corner :D
https://mycringeweb.site
profile picture from the picrew mentioned in the corner :D
On one hand I don’t think buying more plugins to make more music is a smart or worthwhile idea usually. You need none of it.
On the other hand, though, I can Purchase things and it will make me feel Better
On the other hand, though, I can Purchase things and it will make me feel Better
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
On one hand I don’t think buying more plugins to make more music is a smart or worthwhile idea usually. You need none of it.
On the other hand, though, I can Purchase things and it will make me feel Better
On the other hand, though, I can Purchase things and it will make me feel Better
One of these days I’ll stop reading posts that say “you haven’t done x” and going “But I have! Wait! I’m offended!!!!” internally lol. Not today. But one of these days
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
One of these days I’ll stop reading posts that say “you haven’t done x” and going “But I have! Wait! I’m offended!!!!” internally lol. Not today. But one of these days
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
spent today fixing my 3d printer. actually fixed it somehow. now printing a ton of plastic knobs for my synthesizers.
did i prevent plastic waste from happening? ... no.
is it enjoyable? hell yes
wooo :)
did i prevent plastic waste from happening? ... no.
is it enjoyable? hell yes
wooo :)
January 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
spent today fixing my 3d printer. actually fixed it somehow. now printing a ton of plastic knobs for my synthesizers.
did i prevent plastic waste from happening? ... no.
is it enjoyable? hell yes
wooo :)
did i prevent plastic waste from happening? ... no.
is it enjoyable? hell yes
wooo :)
Current project: sadly contributing just a little bit to capitalism, by making my entire outside clothes and tech and everything else one single color, so i can just be a lavender crayon every time I’m outside
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Current project: sadly contributing just a little bit to capitalism, by making my entire outside clothes and tech and everything else one single color, so i can just be a lavender crayon every time I’m outside
i'm sorry, connections, the dryer is not a "place where things disappear". what the hell is this
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i'm sorry, connections, the dryer is not a "place where things disappear". what the hell is this
I must kill the part of me that, after a successful social outing, plays everything I did slightly wrong in my head one for later while telling me I’m terrible. Eventually ……
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I must kill the part of me that, after a successful social outing, plays everything I did slightly wrong in my head one for later while telling me I’m terrible. Eventually ……
I’ve been doomed to this for my whole life
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’ve been doomed to this for my whole life
You ever wonder if dogs are hanging out somewhere going “every scent is another wonderful secret” and that’s why they’re so hyped about smelling things
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You ever wonder if dogs are hanging out somewhere going “every scent is another wonderful secret” and that’s why they’re so hyped about smelling things
people: "it doesn't matter how good a thing you make is! it's about the process! submit everything!"
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
people: "it doesn't matter how good a thing you make is! it's about the process! submit everything!"
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
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i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
after five years of making music i've finally realized that you should master an album to a specific loudness level instead of having all the songs vary between 10 and 20 db
i'm a genius
i'm a genius
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
after five years of making music i've finally realized that you should master an album to a specific loudness level instead of having all the songs vary between 10 and 20 db
i'm a genius
i'm a genius
Does coming into a new group and asking for everyone’s allergies feel a little bit like a supervillain plot to everyone else?
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Does coming into a new group and asking for everyone’s allergies feel a little bit like a supervillain plot to everyone else?
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November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Remember: It ys okaye to be lonely. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonely. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
we were turning on the road today and there was this rusted old pickup truck turning to the left without a blinker and it made me think:
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
we were turning on the road today and there was this rusted old pickup truck turning to the left without a blinker and it made me think:
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
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😂
Our dystopian future is looking light, bright, and just a touch whimsical.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
😂
sometimes i just want to buy something. it's not that i want to buy something in particular. i just want to do the capitalist ritual of Purchase
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
sometimes i just want to buy something. it's not that i want to buy something in particular. i just want to do the capitalist ritual of Purchase
me: "there's no reason to look at tweets. it's so easy to ignore them! i do it all the time!"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
me: "there's no reason to look at tweets. it's so easy to ignore them! i do it all the time!"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
I was like "I'm going to be a writer!" and then I got a degree to be a writer! and then I looked for jobs
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was like "I'm going to be a writer!" and then I got a degree to be a writer! and then I looked for jobs
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
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Fools! It should be bigger boobs, BIGGER WEAPONS. Zweihanders all round!!!
A correlation in FFXIV: nearly all make characters carry weapons.
Women's likelihood of carrying weapons correlqtes to their boob size. Bigger boobs, fewer weapons.
Women's likelihood of carrying weapons correlqtes to their boob size. Bigger boobs, fewer weapons.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fools! It should be bigger boobs, BIGGER WEAPONS. Zweihanders all round!!!
why is the dropout bit that is stuck in my head by far the most the dumbest one
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
why is the dropout bit that is stuck in my head by far the most the dumbest one
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
i wish that windows's "kernel level protection" didn't just fully crash my laptop randomly. that would be nice
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i wish that windows's "kernel level protection" didn't just fully crash my laptop randomly. that would be nice