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Jakub "Koobs" Klitenik
@icekoobs.bsky.social
Previously Community & Marketing Manager for Square Enix Collective. Bringing smiles to people with opinions that are purely my own & no one else's. (He/Him)
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I feel like devs and CEOs need to accept that a consequence of using gen AI is that a lot of people won’t like it. That’s just the case as it is and the risks you take
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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It's all "AI is the future" and "you can't get the genie back in the bottle" until the public don't like it and then it's "nooo this was handmade by real humans, it has a heart" and you try to fabricate a process that was never there.
My dudes, if AI was so great you wouldn't need to lie about it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
One of the hardest thing to do in video game marketing is working out a release date that can be stuck to.
But saying that, if anyone could drop a date with a 3 month lead to release, it would be Rockstar and GTA.
www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
Grand Theft Auto VI is Now Set to Launch November 19, 2026 - Rockstar Games
Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us...
www.rockstargames.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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biblically accurate cat
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So they finally learnt the lesson about not hiring Letto only to fall back on the next worse person?
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.

These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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We are also very curious... What came first? The passion for power washing pavements or PowerWash Simulator 💦
✨Have YOU played powerwash simulator and then gone on to powerwash something in real life? Do you have thoughts on how they compare? I want to talk to you for a story I'm working on.

Shares appreciated!
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Don't break what already works.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 26d
PowerWash Simulator 2 smartly sticks to what made the original formula such a blast while throwing in some upgrades to deal with a few of its pesky problems.
PowerWash Simulator 2 Review
bit.ly
October 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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So close, we can almost smell the soap suds! PowerWash Simulator 2 is out tomorrow!🕒💦
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yet somehow Palpatine returned from blown up spaceships?
Adam Driver says he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘The Hunt for Ben Solo’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved it, but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

"It was one of the coolest fucking scripts I've ever been a part of'
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"Do you think it was having it lead by a widely hated cardboard actor who's also a sexpest cult leader who's every project in the last decade being record breaking bombs, and sprinkle it with cameos from some nepotistic rich shitheads?"

"No, it was the Tron that was wrong."
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.
'Tron' Might Really Be Doomed After 'Tron: Ares'
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.
gizmodo.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What's the point of a tannoy system on TfL trains if all you can hear is
Mumble Fuzz GIF
Alt: Scene from Hot Fuzz where an old farmer in the countryside is just mumbling and doesn't make any sense to anyone but a small number of people.
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Tell me again why I need to prove I'm 18 in the UK to use the most basic of services?
Is it so my details can be stolen?
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I mean it's not a release date, but I don't see any problem with this. Apart from knowing I'll finish it and have an itch I don't know when it'll be scratched.
We wanted to share a release date today, but unfortunately we aren't quite gold.

We'll share the date very soon but in the meantime, our Steam Demo is live now! 💦
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The truth: we need migration.

The problem: too many politicians are terrified to say it.

Why? They're led by a) toxicity of the charlatans & b) wealthy media organisations who demand these useful distractions rather than us talking about inequality.

Reject it. Draw the line.
September 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Had a real chance to make a massive change to GDC and make it an international touring conference.
Instead they've just "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" it.
We're changing the game.
September 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Bsky, we can't lean into a future where regulating social media means blanket rules that enforce unwanted censorship. The responsibility needs to be on the creator to label, and on the consumer to filter out the unwanted based on it. Not on gradually eliminating more and more content altogether.
September 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I can vouch for half of these people and I've got it on good word that the other half is just as good.
If you're an #IndieDev take a chance to learn from the best.
Got an awesome #IndieDev game you wanna pitch but not sure how it all works?

📢Pitch Up!
🗺️4th November, Bristol, UK
💜Organised by indies for indies
(me, @ashleygwinnell.bsky.social & @lyndyb.bsky.social )
🙏Enabled by @silverliningint.bsky.social

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September 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM