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Did you know that our calendar was INVENTED by a Pope (or that Pope's intern, but got his name anyway). Want to follow a new, fresh, TRUE calendar? I release an utility for JavaScript / TypeScript projects to use Discordian Date in this transitional period.

www.npmjs.com/package/disc...
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November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Another instance of mainstream media reporting on a trend I covered in @pragmaticengineer.com months before.

This time with The Financial Times, 4 months later:

My deepdive in Aug: newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/forward-de...

The FT yesrterday: www.ft.com/content/9100...
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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New information show that an investigation into Epstein accounts at J.P. Morgan was stop under G.W. Bush DOJ. Also there were people from J.P. Morgan involved in Epstein "activities". Some of the people who involved are in the Regime now.
www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
Report: New revelation details a previously unknown money laundering into Jeffery Epstein
Michael Feinberg, Former Assistant Special Agent In Charge at the FBI and Jason Leopold, Bloomberg Senior Investigative Reporter join Nicolle Wallace on Deadline White House to discuss his reporting w...
www.msnbc.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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📒 NEW STUDY: “Permanent Daylight Saving Time hinders the stability of circadian rhythms, posing public health risks, especially for adolescents and evening chronotypes.” 👉 Permanent Standard Time is needed instead!
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Sam Altman tweeted about sending an email to get back the $45,000 deposit he made on a Tesla roadster 7.5 years ago only for the email to bounce.

Players playing players.
Sam Altman is trying to get his deposit back for a Tesla Roadster he ordered in 2018
Sam Altman posted on X asking Tesla for a refund after waiting years for a Roadster that still hasn't been built.
www.businessinsider.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Grokipedia is entirely dependent on the whims of Elon Musk. It completely deadnames and misgender Chelsea Manning despite not doing so for other prominent trans people. It has no article for Vivian Wilson despite her having a Wikipedia page.

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Grokipedia is racist, transphobic, and loves Elon Musk
xAI’s version of Wikipedia, Grokipedia, frames the world’s history from Elon Musk’s perspective.
www.theverge.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Things you won’t see trending on X:

What Elon Musk’s Version of Wikipedia Thinks About Hitler, Putin, and Apartheid.

The next step in Musk’s propaganda machine.

www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
What Elon Musk’s Version of Wikipedia Thinks About Hitler, Putin, and Apartheid
The next step in Musk’s propaganda machine
www.theatlantic.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Vance: "If you can actually cause suffering to an innocent animal, you're  probably the kind of person who doesn't worry about suffering in people… If you mistreat dogs, that's a 100% sign that you're gonna be a really terrible person."

Kristi Noem famously shot her own dog.
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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In a shocking reality check, @wired.com is not, in fact, bankrolled by “donations from far left organizations.”

We actually rely on an amazing and growing audience of subscribers to support our journalism, so please subscribe to WIRED if you don’t already.
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Extensa reportagem de Sara Vivacqua, no DCM, revela elo de Nikolas Ferreira com organização criminosa condenada por fraudes fiscais, manipulação de bombas de combustíveis, caixa paralelo e sonegação de ICMS.

revistaforum.com.br/politica/202...
Escândalo: Nikolas Ferreira tem elo com
Extensa reportagem de Sara Vivacqua, no DCM, revela elo de Nikolas Ferreira com organização criminosa condenada por fraudes fiscais, manipulação de bombas de combustíveis, caixa paralelo e sonegação d...
revistaforum.com.br
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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When Alpha School opened a campus in Brownsville, Texas, some local families were captivated. In its software-driven classrooms, Alpha promised to create self-motivated learners who didn’t need instructors to “spoon feed” them knowledge.
Parents Fell in Love With Alpha School’s Promise. Then They Wanted Out
In Brownsville, Texas, some families found a buzzy new school’s methods—surveillance of kids, software in lieu of teachers—to be an education in and of itself.
www.wired.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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holding a chonky boy
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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The watchcat watches all the things on #CaturdayEve.
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.

It’s… shocking
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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It's great that AWS already shared a postmortem, and we can understand some things that went wrong, starting the outage.

A summary of the events, based on what the AWS team shared:
What caused the AWS outage that felt like it took down half the internet on Monday?

It started with a race condition in DynamoDB's DNS propagation, which ended up setting the dynamod.us-east-1.amazonaws.com DNS to empty.

A deepdive and more details: blog.pragmaticengineer.com/aws-outage-u...
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The mob and Chauncey Billups (???) allegedly used hacked card shufflers to rig poker games and steal millions from victims. And no one knows more about the hacking part than @agreenberg.bsky.social
How Hacked Card Shufflers Allegedly Enabled a Mob-Fueled Poker Scam That Rocked the NBA
WIRED recently demonstrated how to cheat at poker by hacking the Deckmate 2 card shufflers used in casinos. The mob was allegedly using the same trick to fleece victims for millions.
www.wired.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:

- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Half of the chuds applying for ICE jobs these days are unable to pass the written part of the application process, even though it’s an open book test.
Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting
The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...
www.nbcnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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"No planning. No proposals to the National Capital Planning Commission. No opportunity for notice and comment from the public. Just Trump’s whim—and a beloved national symbol tumbles to dust. It’s obscene."

@monacharen.bsky.social on Trump's White House demolition www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-mar-...
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM