I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
@iamwumbologist.bsky.social
My stories: https://www.wattpad.com/user/iamthewumbologist
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
Because nipples are wonderful and deserve to be preserved and celebrated
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Because nipples are wonderful and deserve to be preserved and celebrated
You know this account is a parody account, right?
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You know this account is a parody account, right?
it is an aged gouda, and it was a delightful lunch.
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
it is an aged gouda, and it was a delightful lunch.
I recently installed a bidet, and I have to say that it feels simply delightful (and pretty gay).
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I recently installed a bidet, and I have to say that it feels simply delightful (and pretty gay).
ooo i have an unopened wedge of cheese i shall be opening today in solidarity
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
ooo i have an unopened wedge of cheese i shall be opening today in solidarity
Been avoiding doing the update to ios 26, because it sounds like all the changes are related AI and liquid glass, and I don't want either of those things.
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Been avoiding doing the update to ios 26, because it sounds like all the changes are related AI and liquid glass, and I don't want either of those things.
I had to do a quick search to see what the kerfuffle is about, and now I'm less happy having done so.
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I had to do a quick search to see what the kerfuffle is about, and now I'm less happy having done so.
Thank you for the reminder.
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Thank you for the reminder.
but also: corck and toasticklumps
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
but also: corck and toasticklumps
Nupples
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nupples
boobsie woobsies
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
boobsie woobsies
Fair
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Fair
I bet Hunter S. Thompson would have fucked his sources lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I bet Hunter S. Thompson would have fucked his sources lol
Quality addition (as I sit here wearing my Offspring tshirt)
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Quality addition (as I sit here wearing my Offspring tshirt)
Dad rockin’
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dad rockin’
I am of an age where, as long as I remain employed in good standing and my employment is not at risk, you can do whatever you want with me. Just let me keep my salary until I retire. Zero ambition otherwise.
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I am of an age where, as long as I remain employed in good standing and my employment is not at risk, you can do whatever you want with me. Just let me keep my salary until I retire. Zero ambition otherwise.