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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · Nov 12

Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hs...

SpongeBob Squarepants - Wumbo

YouTube video by Timmin

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 3h

Wired: being notified that a library book I reserved is ready to be picked up

Tired: getting to the library at 6:15 and not knowing they close at 6:00 on Fridays

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 5h

Loins: girded

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 10h

You know those marketing emails and text messages you get from retailers (and direct mail and flyers and)? Holy fuck you have no idea of the number of people and amount of time and effort that goes into managing that process.

And you may ask yourself: "isn't that wasteful?"

And you would be right.

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 11h

i recall enjoying it, and as if I remember correctly, there were sapphic elements

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 12h

real

but sometimes sucking at it *is* the being better at it?

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 14h

Cuomo is vile. If you live in NYC, vote Zohran for mayor. If you're not registered, register.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Just disgusting.

A screenshot of a post on X that reads:

Cuomo, talking to conservative radio host Sid Rosenberg this morning:

"God forbid, another 9/11—can you imagine Mamdani in the seat?" Cuomo asks.

"He'd be cheering," Rosenberg says.

Cuomo paused and chuckled before saying: "That's another problem."

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 14h

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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 15h

"Eating rice with your hands is barbaric."

- People who eat pizza, sandwiches, hotdogs, hamburgers, fries, cookies, chicken wings, ribs, potato chips, tacos, popcorn, fruit, crudités, cheese, pastries, and candy with their hands.

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 14h

The racism in the anti-Zohran AI commercial that Cuomo's campaign put out (and quickly retracted) was horrible.

What got me the most was the smiling likeness of Zohran that they AI'ed eating rice with his hands, as something to shock people about him. WTAF Cuomo?

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 15h

Ok this is nuts.

As of this morning, I have lost a bit over 25 lbs since starting taking glp-1.

It's 40 days since my first shot. Under 6 weeks. Averaging over 4 lbs per week. I know the velocity of the weight loss will decrease over time, but holy fuck, that's a lot of weight to lose so quickly

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Allison @schwadevivre.bsky.social · 2d

"Cuomo keeps mentioning his experience as if the problem is that we don't know about it. The problem is that we all *experienced* his experience." - Zohran Mamdani

🔥🔥🔥

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Rebecca Weber 🙂🐈‍⬛📰 @rweberwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Read. To. Your. Kiddos!!! 💜
(And if they can, ask them to read to you!) 📖
#WritingCommunity #authors #writers #parents #kidlit #readers #books

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 1d

i'm sure

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe that *copy* is copyrighted? But the text itself can't possibly be copyrighted

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 1d

How is a 400 year old book still under copyright?

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 1d

Yes and yes

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 1d

real

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 1d

nope. they say it can't be done with the nature of the protocol they use.

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

Looking great

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

I do feel a little bad for the ppl on the call, bcuz they're "customer success" ppl, not the ppl who are doing the actual thing, but it's up to them to keep their team on point.

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

I was asked to attend this meeting so that I could give a vendor a hard time for not meeting their commitments (or not having made commitments where they should have), and I do enjoy holding vendors' feet to the fire.

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board

Alt: Julia Child holding a turkey suggestively

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

Felt

I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

That's a lot of turkey

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

When you text a joke to your Gen Z kid and they respond "real", you know you've arrived.

a woman in a red jacket is sitting in a crowd with her mouth open .

Alt: a woman in a red jacket is sitting in a crowd with her mouth open .

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I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes) @iamwumbologist.bsky.social · 2d

Put it out there, see if people are interested, if they are, they'll say yes, if not they won't. Waiting to be asked is a recipe to never doing a thing.