I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
@iamwumbologist.bsky.social
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He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
Wumbology: the study of Wumbo
It’s first grade, SpongeBob
It’s first grade, SpongeBob
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wumbology: the study of Wumbo
It’s first grade, SpongeBob
It’s first grade, SpongeBob
Reposted by I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
Please remember
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Please remember
Reposted by I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
All of the anti-trans stuff coming out of our government right now is a travesty and a crime against humanity. They don’t care if people suffer or die as long as they’re seen as not “too extreme” on trans rights
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
All of the anti-trans stuff coming out of our government right now is a travesty and a crime against humanity. They don’t care if people suffer or die as long as they’re seen as not “too extreme” on trans rights
Really, CTO, you’re “excited” to address our inventory challenges in 2026?
Me, I’m excited to try new foods, read new books, write with new inks, and masturbate to new fantasies
We are not the same
Me, I’m excited to try new foods, read new books, write with new inks, and masturbate to new fantasies
We are not the same
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Really, CTO, you’re “excited” to address our inventory challenges in 2026?
Me, I’m excited to try new foods, read new books, write with new inks, and masturbate to new fantasies
We are not the same
Me, I’m excited to try new foods, read new books, write with new inks, and masturbate to new fantasies
We are not the same
I’m not falling for that “#1 movie when you were 10 years old” thing. Y’all already know I’m old. I don’t need to specify *how* old
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m not falling for that “#1 movie when you were 10 years old” thing. Y’all already know I’m old. I don’t need to specify *how* old
If you’re tempted to buy jarred garlic because you don’t use more than a few cloves at a time and don’t like peeling it, buy a package of pre-peeled garlic and freeze it. It freezes well, you don’t have to peel it, you can take out and use just what you need, and it tastes much better than jarred
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If you’re tempted to buy jarred garlic because you don’t use more than a few cloves at a time and don’t like peeling it, buy a package of pre-peeled garlic and freeze it. It freezes well, you don’t have to peel it, you can take out and use just what you need, and it tastes much better than jarred
I had a can of chili for lunch, and I’m glad I did
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I had a can of chili for lunch, and I’m glad I did
Carol and Paula from local NY TV channel WPIX-11 show The Magic Garden in the 1970s. A formative memory from my childhood
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Carol and Paula from local NY TV channel WPIX-11 show The Magic Garden in the 1970s. A formative memory from my childhood
I really don’t need a year end wrapped summary from my Miro account at work
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I really don’t need a year end wrapped summary from my Miro account at work
Power flickered briefly. That’s a good enough reason to tell work that wifi is out and I can’t work right?
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Power flickered briefly. That’s a good enough reason to tell work that wifi is out and I can’t work right?
By the way
BY THE WAY
someone must have laid a curse on me, because I had to poop after showering this morning. What did I ever do to you?
BY THE WAY
someone must have laid a curse on me, because I had to poop after showering this morning. What did I ever do to you?
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
By the way
BY THE WAY
someone must have laid a curse on me, because I had to poop after showering this morning. What did I ever do to you?
BY THE WAY
someone must have laid a curse on me, because I had to poop after showering this morning. What did I ever do to you?
Good morning fam
Apparently I’ve wrenched my back *this* time by…
<sips coffee, reviews recent memory>
…reading a book, sleeping fairly well through the night, waking up, showering, getting dressed, making coffee
That tracks
Apparently I’ve wrenched my back *this* time by…
<sips coffee, reviews recent memory>
…reading a book, sleeping fairly well through the night, waking up, showering, getting dressed, making coffee
That tracks
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning fam
Apparently I’ve wrenched my back *this* time by…
<sips coffee, reviews recent memory>
…reading a book, sleeping fairly well through the night, waking up, showering, getting dressed, making coffee
That tracks
Apparently I’ve wrenched my back *this* time by…
<sips coffee, reviews recent memory>
…reading a book, sleeping fairly well through the night, waking up, showering, getting dressed, making coffee
That tracks
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
What is it like to have friends?
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What is it like to have friends?
Two nerds one pocket protector
December 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Two nerds one pocket protector
Please remember
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Please remember
Shitposting while on zoom for work: this is praxis
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Shitposting while on zoom for work: this is praxis
Currently reading “The Everlasting” by Alix E. Harrow, and it is likely to be the last book I finish this year.
Picked this up because I loved her last book: “Starling House”
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/b1680e...
Picked this up because I loved her last book: “Starling House”
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/b1680e...
The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow
From Alix E. Harrow, the New York Times bestselling author of Starling House, comes a moving and ...
app.thestorygraph.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Currently reading “The Everlasting” by Alix E. Harrow, and it is likely to be the last book I finish this year.
Picked this up because I loved her last book: “Starling House”
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/b1680e...
Picked this up because I loved her last book: “Starling House”
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/b1680e...
Several of my new teams apparently have a camera-off norm for their zoom meetings. My default is camera on, but at least now I won’t have to worry about where I’m looking during these meetings (if I’m on my phone)
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Several of my new teams apparently have a camera-off norm for their zoom meetings. My default is camera on, but at least now I won’t have to worry about where I’m looking during these meetings (if I’m on my phone)
Frozen leftover chicken meatloaf is currently thawing and will be my #GoodLunch
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Frozen leftover chicken meatloaf is currently thawing and will be my #GoodLunch
My balls were hanging on the wrong side of my underwear
A thread
1/293+
A thread
1/293+
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My balls were hanging on the wrong side of my underwear
A thread
1/293+
A thread
1/293+
Felt
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Felt
You really need some more Wumbo in your day
<validation seeking post>
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You really need some more Wumbo in your day
The cat just demanded I stop what I’m doing and give him belly rubs
Sad meows behind me while I work. I turn around, there he is, he looks at me and flops down, presenting belly
Sad meows behind me while I work. I turn around, there he is, he looks at me and flops down, presenting belly
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The cat just demanded I stop what I’m doing and give him belly rubs
Sad meows behind me while I work. I turn around, there he is, he looks at me and flops down, presenting belly
Sad meows behind me while I work. I turn around, there he is, he looks at me and flops down, presenting belly
Imagine hating me and…
No, I mean really imagine it. Think for a moment, “wow I sincerely hate this Wumbo guy.”
Feels bad, doesn’t it?
So don’t do that
Have a nice day instead and think kindly of me
No, I mean really imagine it. Think for a moment, “wow I sincerely hate this Wumbo guy.”
Feels bad, doesn’t it?
So don’t do that
Have a nice day instead and think kindly of me
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Imagine hating me and…
No, I mean really imagine it. Think for a moment, “wow I sincerely hate this Wumbo guy.”
Feels bad, doesn’t it?
So don’t do that
Have a nice day instead and think kindly of me
No, I mean really imagine it. Think for a moment, “wow I sincerely hate this Wumbo guy.”
Feels bad, doesn’t it?
So don’t do that
Have a nice day instead and think kindly of me