I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
@iamwumbologist.bsky.social
My stories: https://www.wattpad.com/user/iamthewumbologist
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
None of y’all told me not to have that last forkful of spaghetti. Where were you?
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
None of y’all told me not to have that last forkful of spaghetti. Where were you?
COME ON THIS IS FUNNY
I knew that MSNBC had rebranded, but I hadn’t realized how, um, deep the rebranding was
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
COME ON THIS IS FUNNY
But have you considered...
...nipples
...nipples
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
But have you considered...
...nipples
...nipples
Have you considered having some cheese about it?
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Have you considered having some cheese about it?
First mistake: checking the feed on LinkedIn
Second mistake: expanding the comments on what was likely to be a divisive post
Second mistake: expanding the comments on what was likely to be a divisive post
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
First mistake: checking the feed on LinkedIn
Second mistake: expanding the comments on what was likely to be a divisive post
Second mistake: expanding the comments on what was likely to be a divisive post
By default, my company blocks all chrome extensions. They have a policy with a list of extensions they explicitly allow, but man oh man they're really cramping my style with their overly cautious approach.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
By default, my company blocks all chrome extensions. They have a policy with a list of extensions they explicitly allow, but man oh man they're really cramping my style with their overly cautious approach.
Reposted by I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
I knew that MSNBC had rebranded, but I hadn’t realized how, um, deep the rebranding was
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I knew that MSNBC had rebranded, but I hadn’t realized how, um, deep the rebranding was
I knew that MSNBC had rebranded, but I hadn’t realized how, um, deep the rebranding was
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I knew that MSNBC had rebranded, but I hadn’t realized how, um, deep the rebranding was
Aw poopie
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Aw poopie
I was told yesterday about a shuffling of engineering teams amongst managers. I'm getting several new teams, and one of mine is going to someone else. It's not yet announced though, so I have to carry on with the team I'll no longer manage as if what I say now will matter in a couple of weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was told yesterday about a shuffling of engineering teams amongst managers. I'm getting several new teams, and one of mine is going to someone else. It's not yet announced though, so I have to carry on with the team I'll no longer manage as if what I say now will matter in a couple of weeks.
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December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey
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Had to explain to a "technical" product manager the difference between the <HEAD> section of an HTML page and the site's header. It took a little time for me to understand what they were confused about.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Had to explain to a "technical" product manager the difference between the <HEAD> section of an HTML page and the site's header. It took a little time for me to understand what they were confused about.
It has been raining here all morning and will continue raining for most of the day. It could have been snow, though, so for that I am happy. But the persistent dim gray of the day weighs on my mood.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It has been raining here all morning and will continue raining for most of the day. It could have been snow, though, so for that I am happy. But the persistent dim gray of the day weighs on my mood.
After listening to several episodes of Mindscape (especially the most recent AMA), I decided to read @seanmcarroll.bsky.social's "The Biggest Ideas in the Universe: Space, Time, and Motion", which is intended to bridge the gap between...
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#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/90c651...
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#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/90c651...
The Biggest Ideas in the Universe by Sean Carroll
Physics offers deep insights into the workings of the universe but those insights come in the for...
app.thestorygraph.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
After listening to several episodes of Mindscape (especially the most recent AMA), I decided to read @seanmcarroll.bsky.social's "The Biggest Ideas in the Universe: Space, Time, and Motion", which is intended to bridge the gap between...
1/n
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/90c651...
1/n
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/90c651...
HE MOVED THE MEETING TO TOMORROW
I LOVE WHEN MY BOSS PUTS A "QUICK CHAT" INVITE ON MY CALENDAR
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
HE MOVED THE MEETING TO TOMORROW
Started watching Landman, a series about the petroleum industry. Pretty nicely done, except there’s close to zero pushback on the industry’s claim that wind and solar are more expensive in the long term than oil, which I find hard to believe
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Started watching Landman, a series about the petroleum industry. Pretty nicely done, except there’s close to zero pushback on the industry’s claim that wind and solar are more expensive in the long term than oil, which I find hard to believe
An image that you can hear...
a bunch of hamsters and bears are lined up in a row on a white background
ALT: a bunch of hamsters and bears are lined up in a row on a white background
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December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
An image that you can hear...
I LOVE WHEN MY BOSS PUTS A "QUICK CHAT" INVITE ON MY CALENDAR
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I LOVE WHEN MY BOSS PUTS A "QUICK CHAT" INVITE ON MY CALENDAR
I think I'm gonna DNF the novel I started recently. The SA themes are deeply embedded in it, probably central to it, and I understand why, but it's just not something I want to spend 450+ pages reading about, in what I thought was a "family saga"
#BookSky 💙📚👀
#BookSky 💙📚👀
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I think I'm gonna DNF the novel I started recently. The SA themes are deeply embedded in it, probably central to it, and I understand why, but it's just not something I want to spend 450+ pages reading about, in what I thought was a "family saga"
#BookSky 💙📚👀
#BookSky 💙📚👀
Good night, my mofos ❤️
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Good night, my mofos ❤️
Kinda funny that I'm in a starter pack created by someone who currently blocks me.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Kinda funny that I'm in a starter pack created by someone who currently blocks me.
...fnord...
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
...fnord...
Dorothy Parker:
“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dorothy Parker:
If you're following tens of thousands of accounts... why?
Do you use the Following feed at all? How is it different from just a random list of accounts?
Do you use the Following feed at all? How is it different from just a random list of accounts?
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If you're following tens of thousands of accounts... why?
Do you use the Following feed at all? How is it different from just a random list of accounts?
Do you use the Following feed at all? How is it different from just a random list of accounts?
Why put "No DMs" in your profile when you can just turn off DMs?
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why put "No DMs" in your profile when you can just turn off DMs?