Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners | 94.2% unserious by volume
I wish @mariners.com posted here so we could start getting the #FelixHOF train out of the station like we did for Edgar
Happy Thanksgiving! With 3 ballots revealed/~0.7% of the total vote known:
Beltrán 100%
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Andruw 66.7%
Pettitte 66.7%
Buehrle 33.3%
Félix 33.3%
A-Rod 33.3%
K-Rod 33.3%
Vizquel 33.3%
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All other candidates 0%
tracker.fyi
Beltrán 100%
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Andruw 66.7%
Pettitte 66.7%
Buehrle 33.3%
Félix 33.3%
A-Rod 33.3%
K-Rod 33.3%
Vizquel 33.3%
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All other candidates 0%
tracker.fyi
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I wish @mariners.com posted here so we could start getting the #FelixHOF train out of the station like we did for Edgar
Tom Brady really looking like Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tom Brady really looking like Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
Every time I see Tom Brady he's one step closer
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Every time I see Tom Brady he's one step closer
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Giving thanks for the bacon I'm gonna eat for breakfast
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Giving thanks for the bacon I'm gonna eat for breakfast
Make yourself known
@wrongopinionman.bsky.social is toying with my emotions again
Seriously though, depends on how far you are from Tacoma, my dumb schedule and how many times you've liked my posts
Seriously though, depends on how far you are from Tacoma, my dumb schedule and how many times you've liked my posts
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Make yourself known
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
I got two floating shelves. I think I'll mount them like this. This will let me get clutter off my desk and let me display stuff. The existing shelf will go next to my nightstand under another floating shelf that looks exactly like it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I got two floating shelves. I think I'll mount them like this. This will let me get clutter off my desk and let me display stuff. The existing shelf will go next to my nightstand under another floating shelf that looks exactly like it.
When you don't have your kids for Thanksgiving tomorrow and you didn't take your meds this morning because you were indisposed with a new friend of yours, now is the perfect time to go to Ikea and buy shelves.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When you don't have your kids for Thanksgiving tomorrow and you didn't take your meds this morning because you were indisposed with a new friend of yours, now is the perfect time to go to Ikea and buy shelves.
I went for a walk and everybody is drunk at 6:30 what's going on
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I went for a walk and everybody is drunk at 6:30 what's going on
I admire the audacity of appealing something you were filmed doing in front of millions of people
Moehrig’s appeal was denied.
The NFL is suspending Panthers safety Tre'von Moehrig one game for punching 49ers WR Jauan Jennings below the belt during Carolina’s 20-9 loss Monday night.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I admire the audacity of appealing something you were filmed doing in front of millions of people
Very Galinda coded
LaMelo Ball with a pass right to Jalen Brunson’s face 😬
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Very Galinda coded
The Seahawks are wearing the best uniforms in the game against the Vikings.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Seahawks are wearing the best uniforms in the game against the Vikings.
Reposted by Patrick Callahan
Consider this the official start of Jaxon Smith-Njigba's MVP campaign
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Consider this the official start of Jaxon Smith-Njigba's MVP campaign
Sign Polanco and trade for Skubal, Jerry, you butthole.
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sign Polanco and trade for Skubal, Jerry, you butthole.
I feel like an ICE agent
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I feel like an ICE agent
Spending the Wednesday before Thanksgiving in a dentist's office should get me some sort of compensation
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Spending the Wednesday before Thanksgiving in a dentist's office should get me some sort of compensation
Bigger ass. Bigger bombs.
28-year-old Cal had a season to remember. What does 29-year-old Cal have in store?
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bigger ass. Bigger bombs.
If Victor's catch to sweep the Astros isnt in here I stg
Top Plays of 2025: No. 68
Jo Adell lays out to secure the baseball!
Jo Adell lays out to secure the baseball!
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If Victor's catch to sweep the Astros isnt in here I stg
I would argue he retired when he signed the contract
Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks to buy out the final year of his contract, per Alden Gonzalez.
Rendon is expected to retire.
Rendon is expected to retire.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I would argue he retired when he signed the contract
The Discount Tire lady gave me a discount on a 10 year tire warranty and I think I'm in love
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Discount Tire lady gave me a discount on a 10 year tire warranty and I think I'm in love
I am not making Thanksgiving this year, but I always spatchcock my bird, cram herbed butter under the skin and have a panic attack that everything else won't cook in time
Remember to dry brine your turkey tonight
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I am not making Thanksgiving this year, but I always spatchcock my bird, cram herbed butter under the skin and have a panic attack that everything else won't cook in time
Waiting for my goddamn truck. AMA
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Waiting for my goddamn truck. AMA
There is a man at this Discount Tire who looks like The Edge, with beanie and everything, but he had the moustache of a man leading a posse
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There is a man at this Discount Tire who looks like The Edge, with beanie and everything, but he had the moustache of a man leading a posse