Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners | 94.2% unserious by volume
What's this worth you think? I never opened it
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What's this worth you think? I never opened it
Tom Brady really looking like Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tom Brady really looking like Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
Every time I see Tom Brady he's one step closer
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Every time I see Tom Brady he's one step closer
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Giving thanks for the bacon I'm gonna eat for breakfast
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Giving thanks for the bacon I'm gonna eat for breakfast
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
I got two floating shelves. I think I'll mount them like this. This will let me get clutter off my desk and let me display stuff. The existing shelf will go next to my nightstand under another floating shelf that looks exactly like it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I got two floating shelves. I think I'll mount them like this. This will let me get clutter off my desk and let me display stuff. The existing shelf will go next to my nightstand under another floating shelf that looks exactly like it.
I went for a walk and everybody is drunk at 6:30 what's going on
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I went for a walk and everybody is drunk at 6:30 what's going on
I feel like an ICE agent
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I feel like an ICE agent
I had no less than 4 timers running at once and I never felt so much empathy for amateur British bakers in my entire ass life
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I had no less than 4 timers running at once and I never felt so much empathy for amateur British bakers in my entire ass life
Spend your time doing literally anything else like harassing @bcas98.bsky.social about his mac and cheese takes
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Spend your time doing literally anything else like harassing @bcas98.bsky.social about his mac and cheese takes
@wrongopinionman.bsky.social is toying with my emotions again
Seriously though, depends on how far you are from Tacoma, my dumb schedule and how many times you've liked my posts
Seriously though, depends on how far you are from Tacoma, my dumb schedule and how many times you've liked my posts
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@wrongopinionman.bsky.social is toying with my emotions again
Seriously though, depends on how far you are from Tacoma, my dumb schedule and how many times you've liked my posts
Seriously though, depends on how far you are from Tacoma, my dumb schedule and how many times you've liked my posts
Someone get Sam fitted for one of these
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone get Sam fitted for one of these
Earl Thomas when he gets inducted
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Earl Thomas when he gets inducted
