Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners | 94.2% unserious by volume
This is genius
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is genius
Once my divorce is finalized, I'll ask Gronk to marry me so he can finally get USAA insurance
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Once my divorce is finalized, I'll ask Gronk to marry me so he can finally get USAA insurance
In all the five boroughs, I'm known. Forget about it, I'm known all over the fucking world. Anybody asks about Lefty from Mulberry Street, you're pissing up the world fucking street my friend
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In all the five boroughs, I'm known. Forget about it, I'm known all over the fucking world. Anybody asks about Lefty from Mulberry Street, you're pissing up the world fucking street my friend
The guy that eats and reviews high octane processed shit from his car doesn't like fruit?
fry from futurama is shocked with his mouth open
ALT: fry from futurama is shocked with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The guy that eats and reviews high octane processed shit from his car doesn't like fruit?
This looks like the inside of a WoM Wednesday
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This looks like the inside of a WoM Wednesday
Cheap apples please
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Cheap apples please
That fartbox ain't gonna punch itself
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
That fartbox ain't gonna punch itself
I think it's 3
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think it's 3