The Coward Papa Joe
@iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm so bad at making them
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
42. Still a coward
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
42. Still a coward
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Reminder: if your first interaction with my account is a follow you're getting blocked
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BEX IS A CANCER PATIENT. HELP THEM
hey friends,
i'm so sorry for asking, but i need $240 as soon as humanly possible please?
i'm at the hospital and i have to pay $315 before i can receive care. i'm behind on several hospital bills.
it's awful - i know.
can 10 people please send $25 each?
paypal.me/thelongestroad
i'm so sorry for asking, but i need $240 as soon as humanly possible please?
i'm at the hospital and i have to pay $315 before i can receive care. i'm behind on several hospital bills.
it's awful - i know.
can 10 people please send $25 each?
paypal.me/thelongestroad
Pay RMM Creative using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/thelongestroad and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
BEX IS A CANCER PATIENT. HELP THEM
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Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
I loath that humans take pleasure not in our situation but our relative position. It is objectively better to be doing well as a group than miserable but in first place but somehow that escapes us
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I loath that humans take pleasure not in our situation but our relative position. It is objectively better to be doing well as a group than miserable but in first place but somehow that escapes us
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Excessive and erroneous censoring of sex workers (on a social media platform we helped popularized & legitimize, no less) has far reaching consequences. For many, engagement = livelihood.
Bluesky app users can now only enable #adult content (default “hidden” for new users) by logging into their account on the web. This wouldn’t bother me if the Bluesky auto-labeller didn’t routinely mislabel my nonsexual non-erotic content as “adult” 👍
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Excessive and erroneous censoring of sex workers (on a social media platform we helped popularized & legitimize, no less) has far reaching consequences. For many, engagement = livelihood.
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tfw you’re small and it is November
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
tfw you’re small and it is November
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If you're posting tributes to Alice Wong but aren't wearing a well fitted respirator indoors when sharing air with people outside your household AND outdoors when it's crowded than I think you misunderstood the assignment.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you're posting tributes to Alice Wong but aren't wearing a well fitted respirator indoors when sharing air with people outside your household AND outdoors when it's crowded than I think you misunderstood the assignment.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
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Help the homie
Please send tips
I am cute baby girl
I am broke girl
I am independent girl
I am trans girl
I am journalist girl
I am broke girl hungry girl bills due girl
I am cute baby girl
I am broke girl
I am independent girl
I am trans girl
I am journalist girl
I am broke girl hungry girl bills due girl
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Help the homie
Brown is the best color. Nature agrees with me
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Brown is the best color. Nature agrees with me
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“economist” is a fake science and a fake job.
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“economist” is a fake science and a fake job.
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Hey please send tips
I need to get things including
1) body wash
2) shampoo
3) trash bags
4) distilled water for sinus rinses
5) salt for cleaning piercings
6) Flonase
7) Mucinex
8) food (i only had enough groceries for 3 days. They’re out now)
9) gas in car
I need to get things including
1) body wash
2) shampoo
3) trash bags
4) distilled water for sinus rinses
5) salt for cleaning piercings
6) Flonase
7) Mucinex
8) food (i only had enough groceries for 3 days. They’re out now)
9) gas in car
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Hey please send tips
I need to get things including
1) body wash
2) shampoo
3) trash bags
4) distilled water for sinus rinses
5) salt for cleaning piercings
6) Flonase
7) Mucinex
8) food (i only had enough groceries for 3 days. They’re out now)
9) gas in car
I need to get things including
1) body wash
2) shampoo
3) trash bags
4) distilled water for sinus rinses
5) salt for cleaning piercings
6) Flonase
7) Mucinex
8) food (i only had enough groceries for 3 days. They’re out now)
9) gas in car
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Here’s some new art cards that I drew with copic markers and pens!
If you’d like to own any of these check out starlinearts.com
They are $17 each!
#fantasyart #elfart #animeasthetics #handrawnnailart #copicsketchmarkers
If you’d like to own any of these check out starlinearts.com
They are $17 each!
#fantasyart #elfart #animeasthetics #handrawnnailart #copicsketchmarkers
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Here’s some new art cards that I drew with copic markers and pens!
If you’d like to own any of these check out starlinearts.com
They are $17 each!
#fantasyart #elfart #animeasthetics #handrawnnailart #copicsketchmarkers
If you’d like to own any of these check out starlinearts.com
They are $17 each!
#fantasyart #elfart #animeasthetics #handrawnnailart #copicsketchmarkers
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QOTD: “The humanity of a child is worth far more than the reputation of any adult who betrayed them”
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
QOTD: “The humanity of a child is worth far more than the reputation of any adult who betrayed them”
Power outage! Whose collection of flash lights is silly now?! Not mine! (They're my roommate. The silly part is she forgot to put batteries in some of them)
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Power outage! Whose collection of flash lights is silly now?! Not mine! (They're my roommate. The silly part is she forgot to put batteries in some of them)
Thinking a lot about death. Not a fan. Pretty sure it's my brain misfiring
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Thinking a lot about death. Not a fan. Pretty sure it's my brain misfiring
Sure I find you intimidating but then again I'm scared of wind so don't get a big head about it
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sure I find you intimidating but then again I'm scared of wind so don't get a big head about it
I'm voluntarily celebate. I took a break from dating 18 years ago and I just never felt the need to go back. Because I'm bad at dating and as much as like people I hated asking women out more
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm voluntarily celebate. I took a break from dating 18 years ago and I just never felt the need to go back. Because I'm bad at dating and as much as like people I hated asking women out more
No show deserves a premise remake more than Sliders
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No show deserves a premise remake more than Sliders
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Stfu in movie theaters unless the showing is known for it please lol
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Stfu in movie theaters unless the showing is known for it please lol
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