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30 or 40 years old
Do not perceive me. 🫥

This is not a place of honor.
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My posts are not reflective of my employer.
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1. give yourself the grace you extend to others.
2. focus locally, it's where you can make a difference.
3. don't bottle things up, but make sure you're not imposing emotional labor on others.
4. do it scared.
5. always reach out.
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
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we should do this more often
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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dont go to the bathroom in broad daylight theyll make you use diurnal
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Shareholders are my 9/11
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I finally did the thing all my parents and teachers and politicians and shitty dudes on the internet told me to

and now i'm functionally unemployable and three months from homelessness

i spent my entire tech career in terror and the fact i was right to be is not a comfort
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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It just like me fr fr
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I see that some of the trans are calling me a 'curstie'; I just want the women out there to know there is not anything cursed about loving them .. and I will continue to love them forever
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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force-femming is just womanizing
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Failing at being femme at work because my coworkers respect my input
manmoding in the office because they only answer to my masculine authority
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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lesbianism is kinda like the judaism of sexualities the way it's both gender and sexuality
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I thought North Carolina Lex was quiet, but Alabama Lex is just Atlanta Lex. 💀💀💀
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Every moment. Spend every single moment with intention.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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I am about 27k words into my first attempt at a novel, which is summarized as dames with dated names driving dieselpunk mechs through a dry dystopia

Otherwise just a bunch of scribbled haikus, lol

Kind of a big leap from 17 syllables to aiming for 300 pages😅
My WIP is on Scribblehub
Skid Cat Waltz
Stacy had it all as a rising star of an arena pilot. The Haven took good care of her, with lavish quarters, excellent medical care, and climate control that let her pretend the world was fine. She los...
www.scribblehub.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I did it

I will be okay
please tell me I can do this.

thanks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Resetting the clock on my feed getting hit w/ Jerrypoasting
(ten seconds before being uninvited from thanksgiving) it turns out the tshirt cannon i got on ebay *can* be modified for hard-boiled eggs
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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(ten seconds before being uninvited from thanksgiving) it turns out the tshirt cannon i got on ebay *can* be modified for hard-boiled eggs
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
get quoted instead, nerd. it's the only play
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November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
please tell me I can do this.

thanks.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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perfect is not required in love 🫶

@foxes-in-love.bsky.social flashback from march 2019 :)
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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"...to love and protect till death do part us" 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Sounding a lit cigarette, call that shit Steam Boat Willy
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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i dont think theres an afterlife apart from the impressions the dead make on the living. how they've changed us and what we do to honor memory. but i am certain of our power to deliberately alter our emotional realities and in the ritual of honoring i will keep a place for her in mine
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
slamming 4 goody's powders to feel something (normal)
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM