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they/them • 27 • honorable mention for captain of the year for #1 most wholesome team of the year @six-pack-yokes.bsky.social

Ceramacist • Painter • Splatoon Enjoyer • Beer Luvr • SplatLANs Goer • Deep Red Comrade • I'm just happy to be here!
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New influx of ppl to this platform so I shall say hiiiii I'm a low level #compsplatoon player who makes #splatoonart and loves #splatoon :>
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Mandatory.

#pixelart
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Highly recommend being a tour guide at the largest tourist attraction in your area for three years and I'm not kidding
The least talked about skill for content creation that's cheapest to work on is oration, public speaking, and improvisation.

If you can be engaging while communicating effectively and clearly, it gets you a LONG way especially in live platforms (streaming/commentary)
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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My holiday sale is live! :)

shop.toripng.com

#merch #artshop #artistalley
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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It’s Time for TWIN SQUIDDIES #13 !!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

www.twitch.tv/leftclicklou...
LeftClickLounge - Twitch
Twin Squiddies #13! | Minneapolis, MN!
www.twitch.tv
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Season 2 Episode 27 - Frame 2715 out of 2800
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I'm job hunting rn and I really think my odds would improve if "IPL's Popgun's Popcast's honorable mention for captain of the year for #1 most wholesome team of the year" was something you could put on a resume
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Six Seven Pack Yokes
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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guys........................................ comp is fun
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck you guys I gotta commentate more if I wanna be popguns breakout commentator of the year this year. You only get one year to be your first year in commentating unfortunately !
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The hyper cube
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Unfortunately the yokes are in our Internet issues era
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Donate to your local food bank instead.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Found the image I was looking for
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Was walking my dog in the park just now and there were two kids across the pond poking at the water with sticks. When they notice me, they wave, and as soon as I wave back they yell at me, with all the gumption of an animal crossing villager wishing you a happy birthday, "DEAD SQUIIIIRRREELLL!! :D"
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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if you live in or near the indianapolis area, and you’re interested in TOing, designing/branding, or providing any other support for a splatoon local, please add and dm me on discord (pock)!

we are desperate for extra hands to help us get up and running!
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Zuko socks ft. @necoconeco.bsky.social at the avatar the last Airbender mtg prerelease. Manifesting a firebending deck 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
related: do we think i could be an ever so slightly brighter than natural ginger
people who have jobs that pay well and give you benefits: are there people with dyed hair in your workplace? are there people with piercings? were they hired with these things?
im trying to do the calculus if dying my hair and letting my internal flame go out a little is worth it
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
people who have jobs that pay well and give you benefits: are there people with dyed hair in your workplace? are there people with piercings? were they hired with these things?
im trying to do the calculus if dying my hair and letting my internal flame go out a little is worth it
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Can’t win fights?
X Rank -> write notes between games

Struggle with coordination?
Scrim -> discuss with team

Stomping most competition but faltering against better opponents?
Open Level Tournament -> VOD review

Bad at REVIEW!?
Seek Coaching -> implement in PRACTICE
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It has been 25 days since I have smoked a cigarette

Anyway I have no idea how to run a tournament someone please help
Guys I'm trying to quit smoking and it's really really hard and I need public pressure. So I will be hosting an all splatling tournament New Year's Day 2026 if I don't have another cigarette and I need you all to buy in and be really disappointed if it's called off because I smoked a cigarette tyvm
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM