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croc enthusiast
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I bought some giant cave cockroaches and my goodness are they adorable.
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I’ll bet there’s a point in the Venus fly trap that’s really comfortable.
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
What do you do when you find a clock this amazing in the trash? Well you take it home, learn to solder, and you fix it. Duh.
January 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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This is why you gotta cut those six pack rings
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I’m pretty sure I have tennis elbow in both of my elbows which is somehow impressive.
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com

"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."

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Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Damn, I hope the pole is okay.
An ICE vehicle appears to have crashed into a telephone pole
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford with Big Naturals.
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You know what… I’m good.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Oh no step trash can! I’m stuck!
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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We made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Gotta say, nothing has aged better than The Shield’s “dang, I guess I lost my family, all my friends, and any chance of real employment because I’m an irredeemable piece of shit. At least ICE gave me a job and immunity.” series finale
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Thank God. Bring those troops home. For far too long too many of our young men and woman have been killed in this senseless (and dare I say, illegal) war on protein?
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Unless #RSL makes some major moves soon the 2026 season is going to be… interesting. In like, a very very bad way.
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Well, I guess I’m interested in learning more about this in like 10 years on season 16 of Blowback.
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
If I ever get into power I’m going to dig up Henry Kissinger and give him the Oliver Cromwell treatment.
The genocide in Cambodia killed around 2 million people. The U.S. -- and Henry Kissinger in particular -- helped facilitate genocides in there, in East Timor, and also Bangladesh theintercept.com/2023/05/23/h...
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Jumpy always gets his man (cricket).
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just finished All Quiet on the Western Front so I guess cannon fodder? Is that a job?
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My tarantula (Hondo) has been excavating his hide for the past day or so. This is one time he didn’t dump it directly into his water dish making me have to empty and refill it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM