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I was told it’s not a hellscape here yet
Growing apart from people is hard. So I’m just supposed to keep this “the Long John Silver you puked at is now a 1stBank” info to myself?
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Obligatory old person at the arthritis infusion center telling me I’m too young to be here. Well Norma I think you might be getting a little old to be alive but that’s neither here nor there.
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Austin: who is this card from?

Me: it’s from Sherry, she was my mom’s best friend

Austin: I bet Sherry is sad your mom is dead
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You’re either the coworker I’m saying “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK” to or the one I’m saying it about. No in between.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Jake got me a Theragun for Christmas a couple of years ago and I never used it, then forgot about it. Broke it out today because I’m experiencing winter/im old/lupus pain and it’s great! My favorite part is how I feel like I’m using a hand mixer and my body is the bowl of mashed potatoes.
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We’re all going to get this for Christmas, yes?
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by chris
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
As we head into the Christmas season I’d like to invite you all into an honest dialogue about how peppermint fucking sucks
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Looks like I have another doppelgänger out there 🫩
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Here I am waiting in fear for the surprising moment when my Spotify Wrapped drops and it’s all KPop Demon Hunters and Zach Bryan and I have to try to explain myself
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My first thought was an NFL kicker’s interpretation of Elaine Benes dancing
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
In any other circumstance I really would have been rooting for Mariota.

Fortunately my big dumb football team pulled through and crushed his perseverance in its final moments.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Prime time? More like crime time
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
There’s no outcome to this game that will bring me joy
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Teams that have nothing to win or lose are the fucking worst to see this late in the season
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It seems that there’s a requirement to have a musician biopic released every year now and I want to know who asked for this
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I truly believe the Broncos can (barely) beat anyone
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I should have more empathy for the Broncos since I also can’t accomplish anything until everything is falling apart and I must avoid catastrophe at the last minute
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me watching this game:

what the fuck
WHAT the fuck
what THE fuck
what the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not feeling very cash money right now
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Keeping my Sunday Scaries in check: how desperately I need/want my kid to go back to school tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Still wearing his MacKinnon jersey today, which is great but I will have to physically wrestle him to get Broncos gear on tonight (I am a calm, rational, and loving parent)
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by chris
DENVER IT IS 18° CURRENTLY WITH POSSIBLE WHITE STUFF THIS AFTERNOON, SOUNDS LIKE PRIME MATT GAETZ WEATHER IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT. FOR THE REST OF US THO, HOLY FUCKIN BRRRRRR.

SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM