chris
@hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social
I was told it’s not a hellscape here yet
Growing apart from people is hard. So I’m just supposed to keep this “the Long John Silver you puked at is now a 1stBank” info to myself?
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Growing apart from people is hard. So I’m just supposed to keep this “the Long John Silver you puked at is now a 1stBank” info to myself?
Obligatory old person at the arthritis infusion center telling me I’m too young to be here. Well Norma I think you might be getting a little old to be alive but that’s neither here nor there.
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Obligatory old person at the arthritis infusion center telling me I’m too young to be here. Well Norma I think you might be getting a little old to be alive but that’s neither here nor there.
Austin: who is this card from?
Me: it’s from Sherry, she was my mom’s best friend
Austin: I bet Sherry is sad your mom is dead
Me: it’s from Sherry, she was my mom’s best friend
Austin: I bet Sherry is sad your mom is dead
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Austin: who is this card from?
Me: it’s from Sherry, she was my mom’s best friend
Austin: I bet Sherry is sad your mom is dead
Me: it’s from Sherry, she was my mom’s best friend
Austin: I bet Sherry is sad your mom is dead
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
You’re either the coworker I’m saying “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK” to or the one I’m saying it about. No in between.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You’re either the coworker I’m saying “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK” to or the one I’m saying it about. No in between.
Jake got me a Theragun for Christmas a couple of years ago and I never used it, then forgot about it. Broke it out today because I’m experiencing winter/im old/lupus pain and it’s great! My favorite part is how I feel like I’m using a hand mixer and my body is the bowl of mashed potatoes.
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Jake got me a Theragun for Christmas a couple of years ago and I never used it, then forgot about it. Broke it out today because I’m experiencing winter/im old/lupus pain and it’s great! My favorite part is how I feel like I’m using a hand mixer and my body is the bowl of mashed potatoes.
We’re all going to get this for Christmas, yes?
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
We’re all going to get this for Christmas, yes?
Reposted by chris
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
what’s more virgin than a computer
As we head into the Christmas season I’d like to invite you all into an honest dialogue about how peppermint fucking sucks
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
As we head into the Christmas season I’d like to invite you all into an honest dialogue about how peppermint fucking sucks
Looks like I have another doppelgänger out there
I think this is @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social
So bizarre
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Looks like I have another doppelgänger out there
Here I am waiting in fear for the surprising moment when my Spotify Wrapped drops and it’s all KPop Demon Hunters and Zach Bryan and I have to try to explain myself
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here I am waiting in fear for the surprising moment when my Spotify Wrapped drops and it’s all KPop Demon Hunters and Zach Bryan and I have to try to explain myself
My first thought was an NFL kicker’s interpretation of Elaine Benes dancing
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My first thought was an NFL kicker’s interpretation of Elaine Benes dancing
In any other circumstance I really would have been rooting for Mariota.
Fortunately my big dumb football team pulled through and crushed his perseverance in its final moments.
Fortunately my big dumb football team pulled through and crushed his perseverance in its final moments.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
In any other circumstance I really would have been rooting for Mariota.
Fortunately my big dumb football team pulled through and crushed his perseverance in its final moments.
Fortunately my big dumb football team pulled through and crushed his perseverance in its final moments.
Prime time? More like crime time
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Prime time? More like crime time
There’s no outcome to this game that will bring me joy
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
There’s no outcome to this game that will bring me joy
Teams that have nothing to win or lose are the fucking worst to see this late in the season
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Teams that have nothing to win or lose are the fucking worst to see this late in the season
It seems that there’s a requirement to have a musician biopic released every year now and I want to know who asked for this
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It seems that there’s a requirement to have a musician biopic released every year now and I want to know who asked for this
I truly believe the Broncos can (barely) beat anyone
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I truly believe the Broncos can (barely) beat anyone
I should have more empathy for the Broncos since I also can’t accomplish anything until everything is falling apart and I must avoid catastrophe at the last minute
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I should have more empathy for the Broncos since I also can’t accomplish anything until everything is falling apart and I must avoid catastrophe at the last minute
Me watching this game:
what the fuck
WHAT the fuck
what THE fuck
what the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
what the fuck
WHAT the fuck
what THE fuck
what the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me watching this game:
what the fuck
WHAT the fuck
what THE fuck
what the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
what the fuck
WHAT the fuck
what THE fuck
what the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
Not feeling very cash money right now
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not feeling very cash money right now
Keeping my Sunday Scaries in check: how desperately I need/want my kid to go back to school tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Keeping my Sunday Scaries in check: how desperately I need/want my kid to go back to school tomorrow.
Still wearing his MacKinnon jersey today, which is great but I will have to physically wrestle him to get Broncos gear on tonight (I am a calm, rational, and loving parent)
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Still wearing his MacKinnon jersey today, which is great but I will have to physically wrestle him to get Broncos gear on tonight (I am a calm, rational, and loving parent)
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
Reposted by chris
DENVER IT IS 18° CURRENTLY WITH POSSIBLE WHITE STUFF THIS AFTERNOON, SOUNDS LIKE PRIME MATT GAETZ WEATHER IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT. FOR THE REST OF US THO, HOLY FUCKIN BRRRRRR.
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
DENVER IT IS 18° CURRENTLY WITH POSSIBLE WHITE STUFF THIS AFTERNOON, SOUNDS LIKE PRIME MATT GAETZ WEATHER IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT. FOR THE REST OF US THO, HOLY FUCKIN BRRRRRR.
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°
SUN: 26°/16° LIL' BIT O' SNOW
MON: 41°/27°
TUE: 47°/27°
WED: 30°/16° ALL-DAY @DENVERSNOW.BSKY.SOCIAL
THU: 36°/23°
FRI: 41°/29°