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olivia 🍷🎶
@hobisexually.bsky.social
she/her • 33 • nsfw (ao3: onlyhuman) • 🩷💜💙
loves a good (jump)suit, is a self-proclaimed boob man, suffers from sopekook brain worms + a mingyu brain…melt?
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hi! you can call me liv. I write fic when my brain will let me, and have an agenda to dramatically increase all hobi pairings as nsfw as possible ✨

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between svt thirst tweets and this the people sure are set right now me thinks
I just had to make a gif of Jungkook basically putting his finger in his mouth... for... reasons 🫣
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Hoseok hangs out with drag queens but Taehyung would be a drag queen do you know what I mean
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i was not prepared for whatever svt thirst tweets part two turned out to be. joshua HUNG. the way DK doesn’t mind these as much as he should and forgets to act appalled. the way joshua can’t stop looking at his publicist. the way dino was too into that choking one. THE NOSE. HELP
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
if anything in the world is powerful enough to restore world peace it is jungkook’s giggles. argue with the wall
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
best friends who game together etc (love how @flokive.bsky.social and I were playing stardew and that’s when jungkook decided to join us in the background) (our game is decidedly nicer than whatever that creepy hallway game is)
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the other day my friend broke my heart a little bit by saying that the worst thing about my career path is that I stopped writing and reading as much in my spare time because of it when it’s so vital for my life joy. that she’s watching it happen and it pains her. and she’s so right! she’s so right🙃
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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this based on the meme where a couple goes shopping and the girlfriend/wife always gets her way i can’t make this shit up
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
jimin’s earnest “our messaging matters actually” versus joon’s real life shitposting, we are SO back
1) YES! YOU'RE NOT OLD stop saying that
2) "that's a labor law violation" NAMJOON 🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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This is why Minimoni live is gold because just by Jimin's face you can tell Namjoon said something he shouldn't have🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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The number of things you can do “for the bit” that become horrifyingly emotionally exposing when not “for the bit” are incalculable when you’re Kim Seokjin
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
being exhausted to the bone and then being confronted with Hoseok fingers unprompted has the same effect as someone forcing you to chug straight gasoline and handing you a box of matches immediately after

(just normal things)
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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jimin’s “noooo 😭” MY PRECIOUS BABY
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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literally just posted this the other day bc i am never not thinking about this pic
February 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
not sure why the entire skyline is bare tummy but it’s 3am and very welcome so thank you whoever was responsible for this
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
hang this in the place of the stolen jewels in the Louvre so we can never forget about it
Hobi tummy hips waist…. I know he’s would feel good to squish
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The only person I will accept calling himself a Certified Squirt Master is Yoongi and that’s because he would bring documentation
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
swiping through a dating app while jk is live in the corner of my screen sure was a choice (glad you’re showcasing that talent of yours, my dude)
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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to fifteen years of making music together 🐱🐨💕
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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“Let’s hug…” 🙂‍↕️ “Let’s hug all day, all night. Let’s hug, and laugh, and heal. 2026 BTS ARMY, let’s go! Let’s fucking go!” 🤗

- Kim Namjoon; Weverse Live 251113
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
most important thread on this entire website, one might argue (inject hopekook into my veins)
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
happy Namgi day, celebrated by Karyn destroying me again 🏃🏽‍♀️
You go from a big city to the biggest city, young and hungry and desperate to prove yourself. You meet a boy who never had to prove anything but decided he will anyway. He has a fast way of talking, connecting ideas together without space for you, and he is the most annoying person you’ve ever met
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
us and the stage being his safety zone and him being ours never fails to fuck with me btw (jealous of everyone who was lucky enough to hear this song live, I was already embarrassingly close to bawling in just a theater)
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my theater was SO empty and then everyone that was there was so silent that by default we became the annoying people in the back doing every choreo and loudly singing along to everything by ourselves 😅 I have never been to a BTS concert movie that was this quiet, it was baffling tbh
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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let me dig out this meme I saved off twitter 5 fucking years ago
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
anyone knows what the qr code for the hobi movie was for? I was too late to scan it 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM