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olivia 🍷🎶
@hobisexually.bsky.social
she/her • 33 • nsfw (ao3: onlyhuman) • 🩷💜💙
loves a good (jump)suit, is a self-proclaimed boob man, suffers from sopekook brain worms + a mingyu brain…melt?
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hi! you can call me liv. I write fic when my brain will let me, and have an agenda to dramatically increase all hobi pairings as nsfw as possible ✨

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never participated before but joining the gang! here’s my thread 🫶🏽 gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
this is such a mood he gets it
Taehyung is such a relatable king, I also hate it when hotel sheets are folded under the mattress and I always pull them out before I go to sleep 😅
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
never participated before but joining the gang! here’s my thread 🫶🏽 gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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how ot7 think about their “performance” and how they deal with compliments: a thread (ot7 smut if you squint)
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Karyn this thread might actually be a masterpiece
BTS as video game horses:

Yoongi: Skryim

Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
that whole photo dump is just all sides of Kim Taehyung compressed into a single post (purposeful, a little weird, whimsical, horny, disarming when you least expect it)
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I see he acted up while I was asleep again 🧍🏽‍♀️
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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I love / hate how often I now have to ask “Is Hoseok wearing a shirt” and even more how often the answer is “no”
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
very drunk and TikTok decided to give me the most close-up version of hs doing sweet dreams at lolla thus far and YALL. WHY WAS HE SO NAKED AND SO HORNY AND WHY DID HE MAKE IT OUR PROBLRM
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
howling at this
Seokjin:

*everytime someone tries to get him to to do it on live*

AUUUUUGGHHHHHHHGGGHHHGGHHGGHHGGGGGGGJHGGGHGG! *takes deep breath* AGGGGGHGHGHF HAJIMAAAAAAA HAJIMAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
another close friend I once kissed just announced her pregnancy this is FINE it’s FINE I loooveeeee being in my thirties
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it’s very funny that I thought attending a lecture about breaking familial bonds by the one author who has made me feel less alienated in this world would go over without a hitch. that I had done enough growing, so I would be absolutely fine. hilarious overestimation of my own character 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the worst part about those pants was that they sagged progressively lower the longer the night went on and we were collectively being teased mercilessly
berlin hoseok altered the fabric of space time (titty bounce)
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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There is hopekook everywhere for those with eyes to see!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
all the time and that’s why he’s in the bias line I won’t lie
do u ever just listen to bts songs and really sit down with yoongi's voice and how strong and intense it sounds and then realize hes a man that would never raise his voice at u
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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The cutest little "God damn"

#Jungkook
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Please he's so funny 😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
the most jk thing in the world: bending a prawn’s back so it looks it’s crawling, and GIGGLING AT HIMSELF WHILE HE DOES IT
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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his thumbs through the thumb holes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I will petition again to get rid of the term
man bun. it’s a bun. on a beautiful man we missed, agreed, but just a bun nonetheless. doesn’t need to be gendered!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
YOONGI IN A BUN
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
to be that stylist (I’m having a day)
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
namjoon would have loved this exhibition I visited today for SO many reasons — great architecture, breathtaking lifesized monet paintings, vermeer memes, the list keeps growing
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM