HJ Preller
@hjpreller.bsky.social
Harold James Preller. @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Blue Sky that's sweeping #PadresBlueSky. Not the actual Padres uh blueskying dick jokes!
LUXURY TAX PAYROLL IS NOT REAL PAYROLL
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
LUXURY TAX PAYROLL IS NOT REAL PAYROLL
I know it’s crazy but what if ownership didn’t cheap out and just kept Pivetta also, is that allowed?
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I know it’s crazy but what if ownership didn’t cheap out and just kept Pivetta also, is that allowed?
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AJ Preller proudly explaining to John Seidler “that’s right we got four hitting coaches” before tossing a peanut in the air and missing his mouth
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
AJ Preller proudly explaining to John Seidler “that’s right we got four hitting coaches” before tossing a peanut in the air and missing his mouth
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As always, a reminder that Acee did this while T was being treated for the cancer that ultimately killed him.
Dude shit on TONY GWYNN and he's still making a living providing bad takes. Fuck this guy, forever.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
As always, a reminder that Acee did this while T was being treated for the cancer that ultimately killed him.
Wow Dennis’ new article reveals some amazing stuff about AJ
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wow Dennis’ new article reveals some amazing stuff about AJ
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As Pete Alonso moves from New York City to the Potomac, it’s clear his career can only end with the Phillies as he returns to scenes of crimes.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
As Pete Alonso moves from New York City to the Potomac, it’s clear his career can only end with the Phillies as he returns to scenes of crimes.
Acee writing anything
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Acee writing anything
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to make matters worse they’re gonna call him Dyson Acosta if he sucks this season
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
to make matters worse they’re gonna call him Dyson Acosta if he sucks this season
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2025 podcasts wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
2025 podcasts wrapped
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poopner with an empty shopping cart. perfect microcosm
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
poopner with an empty shopping cart. perfect microcosm
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now that he’s a public figure it’s okay for me to point out that WelshFriar resembles a cartoon mouse a wizard cast a spell on to turn into a human
We stopped gatekeeping and now there’s a psychopath and a weird lil guy from the uk “representing” “us” on the “fan council” lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
now that he’s a public figure it’s okay for me to point out that WelshFriar resembles a cartoon mouse a wizard cast a spell on to turn into a human
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Some shallow systems are fun to dig around in. The Padres are not one of those systems. www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
2026 Prospects: San Diego Padres Top Prospects | Baseball Prospectus
There will be no suspense this year as to which team ranks lowest in our prospect evaluations.
www.baseballprospectus.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Some shallow systems are fun to dig around in. The Padres are not one of those systems. www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
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In a touching tribute to the great Randy Jones, Union-Tribune buffoons Ryan Finley and Kirk Kenney manage to get a typo into a quote from the Padres and call him “Pandy”.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In a touching tribute to the great Randy Jones, Union-Tribune buffoons Ryan Finley and Kirk Kenney manage to get a typo into a quote from the Padres and call him “Pandy”.
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@hjpreller.bsky.social and I sat down at HJ Manor to discuss all the latest Padres news and we continue to stoke the Great Podcast Wars. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 162 – Salaam Alaikum To Our New Owners
Podcast Episode · Gwynntelligence Podcast · 11/15/2025 · 1 sec
podcasts.apple.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
@hjpreller.bsky.social and I sat down at HJ Manor to discuss all the latest Padres news and we continue to stoke the Great Podcast Wars. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
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The @sandiegouniontribune.com is a fucking embarrassment. Tom Krasovic pushing for a sale to Jeff Fucking Moorad. “Would a Moorad-Greupner reunion ease the challenges of an ownership transition? Seems plausible.” Unreal. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/11/13/t...
Tom Krasovic: Would a Padres sale help the club win it all?
The simple answer is: we don’t know.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The @sandiegouniontribune.com is a fucking embarrassment. Tom Krasovic pushing for a sale to Jeff Fucking Moorad. “Would a Moorad-Greupner reunion ease the challenges of an ownership transition? Seems plausible.” Unreal. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/11/13/t...
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I guess this explains why San Antonio uses a handheld radar gun they purchased from Walmart (batteries not included)
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I guess this explains why San Antonio uses a handheld radar gun they purchased from Walmart (batteries not included)
Usually I’d worry that the padres are about to be pawned off to some private equity ghouls and stripped for parts but it’s about to be Seals season
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Usually I’d worry that the padres are about to be pawned off to some private equity ghouls and stripped for parts but it’s about to be Seals season
Doesn’t seem great that the team had to take $150M in cash calls the last two years!
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Doesn’t seem great that the team had to take $150M in cash calls the last two years!
I don’t think there’s enough on hiring Stammen to do a podcast because we know nothing about his managerial style or tendencies. We know he’s besties with players and he’s a vibes hire. Meanwhile, our Shildt issues were all strategic and we have no clue if Stammen is the fix for that.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don’t think there’s enough on hiring Stammen to do a podcast because we know nothing about his managerial style or tendencies. We know he’s besties with players and he’s a vibes hire. Meanwhile, our Shildt issues were all strategic and we have no clue if Stammen is the fix for that.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you’re a Padres employee and can get a copy of this list please DM me or @hjpreller.bsky.social. There’s a free brunch for you and all your friends at Lips in it for you. Unlimited mimosas, baby!!
If the only prerequisite was being on the 2022 roster, I would have chosen Robinson Cano or preferably Nabil Crismatt.
A half-dozen San Diego Padres players remain from Craig Stammen’s last season with the team — Manny Machado, Jake Cronenworth, Yu Darvish, Adrian Morejón, Joe Musgrove and Fernando Tatis Jr. SOURCE: The San Diego Union-Tribune
Padres hire Craig Stammen as manager
Former Padres relief pitcher becomes team’s 19th full-time manager.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If the only prerequisite was being on the 2022 roster, I would have chosen Robinson Cano or preferably Nabil Crismatt.
Craig Stammen is the first manager in MLB history to have given up 4 consecutive home runs as an MLB pitcher. #History #Research #Journalism #CompletelyFreeAndAdFree
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Craig Stammen is the first manager in MLB history to have given up 4 consecutive home runs as an MLB pitcher. #History #Research #Journalism #CompletelyFreeAndAdFree
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They interviewed Pujols so Greupner could get this phone number and a couple of selfies
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They interviewed Pujols so Greupner could get this phone number and a couple of selfies