HM
@hindumonkey.bsky.social
Movies, Gaming, FPL Shithousery, Cats & Satire. Don't let this bastard game grind you down.
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One Love.
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@hindumonkey.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Today we said goodbye to the greatest FPL playing cat that ever lived. My best friend for 16 years. Those of you who have followed me for a while on X will know how big a part of my life he was.
He died in my arms giving me one last kiss. We will never forget him. Our boy. Richard Hawley.
He died in my arms giving me one last kiss. We will never forget him. Our boy. Richard Hawley.
Still in a bit of shock re last night. Even as a Utd fan in recent years, there was no part of me that thought we wouldn't be able to score against almost 90 minutes of 10 man Everton at home
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Still in a bit of shock re last night. Even as a Utd fan in recent years, there was no part of me that thought we wouldn't be able to score against almost 90 minutes of 10 man Everton at home
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
Time to turn the Christmas Tree lights out at Manchester Utd
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Time to turn the Christmas Tree lights out at Manchester Utd
I am not allowed to own Utd players. I get it.
It won't happen again.
It won't happen again.
As a word of warning, I am buying Mbeumo back and I'm not even sorry.
Hell. I might even captain him.
Hell. I might even captain him.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am not allowed to own Utd players. I get it.
It won't happen again.
It won't happen again.
Update
Man Utd are now playing a back five of pure defenders at home to Everton. With 10 men.
Cinema
Man Utd are now playing a back five of pure defenders at home to Everton. With 10 men.
Cinema
Man Utd playing a back 5 of defenders against Everton at home
Generational
Generational
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Update
Man Utd are now playing a back five of pure defenders at home to Everton. With 10 men.
Cinema
Man Utd are now playing a back five of pure defenders at home to Everton. With 10 men.
Cinema
Reposted by HM
Just a temperature check of how many of us on #FPL bluesky are on FH for GW13 🌡️
A scroll of the bad place (😷) seems to suggest most are using it (led by the bigger voices being active).
But Sam & I aren't on it; are many here?
Will cover it on tomorrow's WGTA anyway, but thought I'd get an idea 🟣
A scroll of the bad place (😷) seems to suggest most are using it (led by the bigger voices being active).
But Sam & I aren't on it; are many here?
Will cover it on tomorrow's WGTA anyway, but thought I'd get an idea 🟣
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just a temperature check of how many of us on #FPL bluesky are on FH for GW13 🌡️
A scroll of the bad place (😷) seems to suggest most are using it (led by the bigger voices being active).
But Sam & I aren't on it; are many here?
Will cover it on tomorrow's WGTA anyway, but thought I'd get an idea 🟣
A scroll of the bad place (😷) seems to suggest most are using it (led by the bigger voices being active).
But Sam & I aren't on it; are many here?
Will cover it on tomorrow's WGTA anyway, but thought I'd get an idea 🟣
Man Utd playing a back 5 of defenders against Everton at home
Generational
Generational
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Man Utd playing a back 5 of defenders against Everton at home
Generational
Generational
The only account I still occasionally check Twitter for.
2 hours apart. I love him.
2 hours apart. I love him.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The only account I still occasionally check Twitter for.
2 hours apart. I love him.
2 hours apart. I love him.
I own Eze and halved my rank from one player today
I don't actually know what this feels like, and have been led down for 2 full hours
Updates to follow
I don't actually know what this feels like, and have been led down for 2 full hours
Updates to follow
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I own Eze and halved my rank from one player today
I don't actually know what this feels like, and have been led down for 2 full hours
Updates to follow
I don't actually know what this feels like, and have been led down for 2 full hours
Updates to follow
This country will never move on until we admit and apologise for Brexit and a Covid policy that killed almost a quarter of a million people and crippled our NHS for decades.
It's absolutely mad how politically toxic it is to even question these facts.
National self harm.
It's absolutely mad how politically toxic it is to even question these facts.
National self harm.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This country will never move on until we admit and apologise for Brexit and a Covid policy that killed almost a quarter of a million people and crippled our NHS for decades.
It's absolutely mad how politically toxic it is to even question these facts.
National self harm.
It's absolutely mad how politically toxic it is to even question these facts.
National self harm.
I bought VVD not Munoz for my Gabriel replacement
Because I've owned Munoz all season
Because I've owned Munoz all season
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I bought VVD not Munoz for my Gabriel replacement
Because I've owned Munoz all season
Because I've owned Munoz all season
Things will obviously improve. But right now Isak is looking like the worst signing in the history of sport.
Long may it continue.
Long may it continue.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Things will obviously improve. But right now Isak is looking like the worst signing in the history of sport.
Long may it continue.
Long may it continue.
Bowen returning today is the most inevitable happening in sport
Every season like clockwork I buy and sell this guy at the wrong times
Against my keeper as well
Cheeks open. Head down. No traveller returns.
Every season like clockwork I buy and sell this guy at the wrong times
Against my keeper as well
Cheeks open. Head down. No traveller returns.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Bowen returning today is the most inevitable happening in sport
Every season like clockwork I buy and sell this guy at the wrong times
Against my keeper as well
Cheeks open. Head down. No traveller returns.
Every season like clockwork I buy and sell this guy at the wrong times
Against my keeper as well
Cheeks open. Head down. No traveller returns.
3 FTs all used
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
3 FTs all used
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
As a word of warning, I am buying Mbeumo back and I'm not even sorry.
Hell. I might even captain him.
Hell. I might even captain him.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As a word of warning, I am buying Mbeumo back and I'm not even sorry.
Hell. I might even captain him.
Hell. I might even captain him.
Anybody who says don't buy a player because of AFCON, when the game has given you FIVE extra transfers to navigate it... is a collosal tosswipe of the highest bloody order
There's over thinking... and then there's just not thinking at all
Wastemen
There's over thinking... and then there's just not thinking at all
Wastemen
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Anybody who says don't buy a player because of AFCON, when the game has given you FIVE extra transfers to navigate it... is a collosal tosswipe of the highest bloody order
There's over thinking... and then there's just not thinking at all
Wastemen
There's over thinking... and then there's just not thinking at all
Wastemen
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social and her squad
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social and her squad
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
Reposted by HM
Liverpool, United, and the rest — how to navigate the most chaotic month in FPL history 🔴
• Fernandes, Cunha, Diallo: Can we expect better output soon?
• Haaland&Doku: Is this a thing now?
• Is Virgil van Dijk a no-brainer?
• 2 new differentials
• Liverpool talk
Let's go:
• Fernandes, Cunha, Diallo: Can we expect better output soon?
• Haaland&Doku: Is this a thing now?
• Is Virgil van Dijk a no-brainer?
• 2 new differentials
• Liverpool talk
Let's go:
Liverpool, United, and the rest — how to navigate the most chaotic month in FPL history
Let's embrace the chaos
www.datadribble.co
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Liverpool, United, and the rest — how to navigate the most chaotic month in FPL history 🔴
• Fernandes, Cunha, Diallo: Can we expect better output soon?
• Haaland&Doku: Is this a thing now?
• Is Virgil van Dijk a no-brainer?
• 2 new differentials
• Liverpool talk
Let's go:
• Fernandes, Cunha, Diallo: Can we expect better output soon?
• Haaland&Doku: Is this a thing now?
• Is Virgil van Dijk a no-brainer?
• 2 new differentials
• Liverpool talk
Let's go:
Want a random prediction?
De Light will outscore VVD between now and the end of the year
Will anybody buy him over VVD?
No.
Will I?
Also no.
De Light will outscore VVD between now and the end of the year
Will anybody buy him over VVD?
No.
Will I?
Also no.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Want a random prediction?
De Light will outscore VVD between now and the end of the year
Will anybody buy him over VVD?
No.
Will I?
Also no.
De Light will outscore VVD between now and the end of the year
Will anybody buy him over VVD?
No.
Will I?
Also no.
I couldn't give a fuck if you want to get to know me. But I do enjoy a good list for no reason.
10 random things you like.
Otters
Chilli Jam
Craft Beer
Fire pits
Musicals
Character driven RPGs
Tynemouth
Fishing
Yorkshire Puddings
Anything that makes me laugh in amongst the darkness
10 random things you like.
Otters
Chilli Jam
Craft Beer
Fire pits
Musicals
Character driven RPGs
Tynemouth
Fishing
Yorkshire Puddings
Anything that makes me laugh in amongst the darkness
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Cheese - the stronger the better
Cooking
Star Trek
First person RPGs
Puns
Quizzes and quiz shows
Teaching my daughter new things
That rare feeling when nothing is on the agenda today
Presenting anything - see also, podcasting
FPL (at times)
10 random things you like
Cheese - the stronger the better
Cooking
Star Trek
First person RPGs
Puns
Quizzes and quiz shows
Teaching my daughter new things
That rare feeling when nothing is on the agenda today
Presenting anything - see also, podcasting
FPL (at times)
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Lord of the rings 💍
Empire magazine and podcast 🎧
Marvel movies 🧑✈️ 🇺🇸
FPL/ watching footy ⚽️
My two dogs 🐕
Cheesecake 🍰
Comic con/ dressing up 🕷️
Southampton FC ❤️🤍
Frosty but sunny mornings ☀️
Horses 🐎
10 random things you like
Lord of the rings 💍
Empire magazine and podcast 🎧
Marvel movies 🧑✈️ 🇺🇸
FPL/ watching footy ⚽️
My two dogs 🐕
Cheesecake 🍰
Comic con/ dressing up 🕷️
Southampton FC ❤️🤍
Frosty but sunny mornings ☀️
Horses 🐎
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I couldn't give a fuck if you want to get to know me. But I do enjoy a good list for no reason.
10 random things you like.
Otters
Chilli Jam
Craft Beer
Fire pits
Musicals
Character driven RPGs
Tynemouth
Fishing
Yorkshire Puddings
Anything that makes me laugh in amongst the darkness
10 random things you like.
Otters
Chilli Jam
Craft Beer
Fire pits
Musicals
Character driven RPGs
Tynemouth
Fishing
Yorkshire Puddings
Anything that makes me laugh in amongst the darkness
Apologies. All a bit pathetic really isnt it.
But you wait 10 weeks to get 15 players with great fixtures and have your worst week of the season. It just all feels so... pointless.
Will enjoy the international break and come back in two weeks ready to fuck up/laugh at once more.
Chin up tossface.
But you wait 10 weeks to get 15 players with great fixtures and have your worst week of the season. It just all feels so... pointless.
Will enjoy the international break and come back in two weeks ready to fuck up/laugh at once more.
Chin up tossface.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Apologies. All a bit pathetic really isnt it.
But you wait 10 weeks to get 15 players with great fixtures and have your worst week of the season. It just all feels so... pointless.
Will enjoy the international break and come back in two weeks ready to fuck up/laugh at once more.
Chin up tossface.
But you wait 10 weeks to get 15 players with great fixtures and have your worst week of the season. It just all feels so... pointless.
Will enjoy the international break and come back in two weeks ready to fuck up/laugh at once more.
Chin up tossface.
18 minutes gone and all bench boost blanking confirmed (barring a Rodon thunderbastard)
Could have played it literally any other week this season and got more points
Its only the second time all season that the 4 subs of mine have blanked
Simply unreal
Could have played it literally any other week this season and got more points
Its only the second time all season that the 4 subs of mine have blanked
Simply unreal
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
18 minutes gone and all bench boost blanking confirmed (barring a Rodon thunderbastard)
Could have played it literally any other week this season and got more points
Its only the second time all season that the 4 subs of mine have blanked
Simply unreal
Could have played it literally any other week this season and got more points
Its only the second time all season that the 4 subs of mine have blanked
Simply unreal
I still cannot believe how badly yesterday went.
Just the variance of Enzo, Ndiaye, Bowen and Eze all blanking based on those performances is just mad.
Whilst every other well owned attacker feasted.
Palace and Newcastle could end my season this afternoon.
Going to bury my phone.
Just the variance of Enzo, Ndiaye, Bowen and Eze all blanking based on those performances is just mad.
Whilst every other well owned attacker feasted.
Palace and Newcastle could end my season this afternoon.
Going to bury my phone.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I still cannot believe how badly yesterday went.
Just the variance of Enzo, Ndiaye, Bowen and Eze all blanking based on those performances is just mad.
Whilst every other well owned attacker feasted.
Palace and Newcastle could end my season this afternoon.
Going to bury my phone.
Just the variance of Enzo, Ndiaye, Bowen and Eze all blanking based on those performances is just mad.
Whilst every other well owned attacker feasted.
Palace and Newcastle could end my season this afternoon.
Going to bury my phone.
One of the worst days of my life in FPL and more misery to come.
9 blanks from 10. Don't own Mateta. Bench boost needs to be rescued by Joe fucking Rodon who I should have bench boosted 2 weeks ago.
Getting a red arrow from a chip is generational failure.
Team is on the brink.
9 blanks from 10. Don't own Mateta. Bench boost needs to be rescued by Joe fucking Rodon who I should have bench boosted 2 weeks ago.
Getting a red arrow from a chip is generational failure.
Team is on the brink.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
One of the worst days of my life in FPL and more misery to come.
9 blanks from 10. Don't own Mateta. Bench boost needs to be rescued by Joe fucking Rodon who I should have bench boosted 2 weeks ago.
Getting a red arrow from a chip is generational failure.
Team is on the brink.
9 blanks from 10. Don't own Mateta. Bench boost needs to be rescued by Joe fucking Rodon who I should have bench boosted 2 weeks ago.
Getting a red arrow from a chip is generational failure.
Team is on the brink.
8 players. 8 blanks.
Saka has outscored my entire squad.
The challenge of 15 blanks on a BB remains ON.
Saka has outscored my entire squad.
The challenge of 15 blanks on a BB remains ON.
No returns from Bowen and Diouf in a 3 goal win legitimately traumatic
5 players, 5 blanks so far. Anybody ever had all 15 players on a bench boost squad not return?
It is ON.
5 players, 5 blanks so far. Anybody ever had all 15 players on a bench boost squad not return?
It is ON.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
8 players. 8 blanks.
Saka has outscored my entire squad.
The challenge of 15 blanks on a BB remains ON.
Saka has outscored my entire squad.
The challenge of 15 blanks on a BB remains ON.