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@hindumonkey.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Today we said goodbye to the greatest FPL playing cat that ever lived. My best friend for 16 years. Those of you who have followed me for a while on X will know how big a part of my life he was.
He died in my arms giving me one last kiss. We will never forget him. Our boy. Richard Hawley.
He died in my arms giving me one last kiss. We will never forget him. Our boy. Richard Hawley.
Waking up with Phil Foden in my team but not his points
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Waking up with Phil Foden in my team but not his points
17 points for Foden, who is rising tonight and will double rise before the weekend. May even triple.
No brainer to shift Semenyo to him right?
And here I am convincing myself he'll get benched before Madrid
No brainer to shift Semenyo to him right?
And here I am convincing myself he'll get benched before Madrid
So glad I deemed it not worth taking a hit to get Phil Foden
Who is now having his 6 game, yearly spell where he's the best player in world football
Who is now having his 6 game, yearly spell where he's the best player in world football
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
17 points for Foden, who is rising tonight and will double rise before the weekend. May even triple.
No brainer to shift Semenyo to him right?
And here I am convincing myself he'll get benched before Madrid
No brainer to shift Semenyo to him right?
And here I am convincing myself he'll get benched before Madrid
So glad I deemed it not worth taking a hit to get Phil Foden
Who is now having his 6 game, yearly spell where he's the best player in world football
Who is now having his 6 game, yearly spell where he's the best player in world football
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So glad I deemed it not worth taking a hit to get Phil Foden
Who is now having his 6 game, yearly spell where he's the best player in world football
Who is now having his 6 game, yearly spell where he's the best player in world football
Sarr to Minteh done
Mbeumo fucked again
Still considering Eze to Foden for a hit but not sure I can justify it with Thiago sat there on the bench
Very frustrating that I've used 3 of my last 4 transfers on injuries
Mbeumo fucked again
Still considering Eze to Foden for a hit but not sure I can justify it with Thiago sat there on the bench
Very frustrating that I've used 3 of my last 4 transfers on injuries
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sarr to Minteh done
Mbeumo fucked again
Still considering Eze to Foden for a hit but not sure I can justify it with Thiago sat there on the bench
Very frustrating that I've used 3 of my last 4 transfers on injuries
Mbeumo fucked again
Still considering Eze to Foden for a hit but not sure I can justify it with Thiago sat there on the bench
Very frustrating that I've used 3 of my last 4 transfers on injuries
Starmer has been wrong about almost everything. But he is right, finally, about Brexit
Trouble is that his stock is now so low, nobody will listen
Our country not at least rejoining the Custom Union, is like a football team starting with 10 men and a goal down every week and complaining they lose
Trouble is that his stock is now so low, nobody will listen
Our country not at least rejoining the Custom Union, is like a football team starting with 10 men and a goal down every week and complaining they lose
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Starmer has been wrong about almost everything. But he is right, finally, about Brexit
Trouble is that his stock is now so low, nobody will listen
Our country not at least rejoining the Custom Union, is like a football team starting with 10 men and a goal down every week and complaining they lose
Trouble is that his stock is now so low, nobody will listen
Our country not at least rejoining the Custom Union, is like a football team starting with 10 men and a goal down every week and complaining they lose
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GW14 anytime scorer % ⚽
Haaland: 58%
Isak: 44%
Woltemade: 44%
Mateta: 43%
Ekitike: 42%
Cunha: 42%
Mbeumo: 42%
Salah: 42%
Zirkee: 40%
Gyokeres: 37%
Gakpo: 36%
Welbeck: 36%
Marmoush: 35%
Merino: 33%
Gordon: 33%
Palmer: 32%
Nketiah: 32%
Delap: 32%
Trossard: 31%
Kroupi: 31%
Igor Jesus: 31%
Saka: 31%
Haaland: 58%
Isak: 44%
Woltemade: 44%
Mateta: 43%
Ekitike: 42%
Cunha: 42%
Mbeumo: 42%
Salah: 42%
Zirkee: 40%
Gyokeres: 37%
Gakpo: 36%
Welbeck: 36%
Marmoush: 35%
Merino: 33%
Gordon: 33%
Palmer: 32%
Nketiah: 32%
Delap: 32%
Trossard: 31%
Kroupi: 31%
Igor Jesus: 31%
Saka: 31%
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
GW14 anytime scorer % ⚽
Haaland: 58%
Isak: 44%
Woltemade: 44%
Mateta: 43%
Ekitike: 42%
Cunha: 42%
Mbeumo: 42%
Salah: 42%
Zirkee: 40%
Gyokeres: 37%
Gakpo: 36%
Welbeck: 36%
Marmoush: 35%
Merino: 33%
Gordon: 33%
Palmer: 32%
Nketiah: 32%
Delap: 32%
Trossard: 31%
Kroupi: 31%
Igor Jesus: 31%
Saka: 31%
Haaland: 58%
Isak: 44%
Woltemade: 44%
Mateta: 43%
Ekitike: 42%
Cunha: 42%
Mbeumo: 42%
Salah: 42%
Zirkee: 40%
Gyokeres: 37%
Gakpo: 36%
Welbeck: 36%
Marmoush: 35%
Merino: 33%
Gordon: 33%
Palmer: 32%
Nketiah: 32%
Delap: 32%
Trossard: 31%
Kroupi: 31%
Igor Jesus: 31%
Saka: 31%
Some of the predictions for midweek minutes are truly comical.
There are no easy games in this league. Arteta isn't gonna risk blowing the title by resting 6 or 7 players against Brentford (who are flying)
Minutes will be managed sure, but I've seen near entire second XIs getting called out 😂
There are no easy games in this league. Arteta isn't gonna risk blowing the title by resting 6 or 7 players against Brentford (who are flying)
Minutes will be managed sure, but I've seen near entire second XIs getting called out 😂
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Some of the predictions for midweek minutes are truly comical.
There are no easy games in this league. Arteta isn't gonna risk blowing the title by resting 6 or 7 players against Brentford (who are flying)
Minutes will be managed sure, but I've seen near entire second XIs getting called out 😂
There are no easy games in this league. Arteta isn't gonna risk blowing the title by resting 6 or 7 players against Brentford (who are flying)
Minutes will be managed sure, but I've seen near entire second XIs getting called out 😂
If one more person says "free hitters won"
😢
😢
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If one more person says "free hitters won"
😢
😢
Anybody got a lower Free Hit than 47?
The only saving grace is that I still outscored my existing team.
Horrible horrible week. 30 point negative swing on so many very good players.
Now to try and field a team without a hit in 2 days...
The only saving grace is that I still outscored my existing team.
Horrible horrible week. 30 point negative swing on so many very good players.
Now to try and field a team without a hit in 2 days...
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Anybody got a lower Free Hit than 47?
The only saving grace is that I still outscored my existing team.
Horrible horrible week. 30 point negative swing on so many very good players.
Now to try and field a team without a hit in 2 days...
The only saving grace is that I still outscored my existing team.
Horrible horrible week. 30 point negative swing on so many very good players.
Now to try and field a team without a hit in 2 days...
Amirom > Hindu Monkey
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Amirom > Hindu Monkey
Given I owned Thiago already. It's impossible to see how this Free Hit could have gone worse.
Will likely be 15-20 down on actual team with two of them now injured 😂
Will likely be 15-20 down on actual team with two of them now injured 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Given I owned Thiago already. It's impossible to see how this Free Hit could have gone worse.
Will likely be 15-20 down on actual team with two of them now injured 😂
Will likely be 15-20 down on actual team with two of them now injured 😂
As I said. I just had to buy him to make it actually happen 💀
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
As I said. I just had to buy him to make it actually happen 💀
Thanks mate
For me, any Free Hit has to include one maverick. One wildcard. One player you'd never own in normal circumstances.
But when in Rome. You roll the fucking dice.
Welcome.
But when in Rome. You roll the fucking dice.
Welcome.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thanks mate
Doku over Foden on a FH was nice and even then
Cool
Cool
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Doku over Foden on a FH was nice and even then
Cool
Cool
Turns out I'm stupid.
Let's go. Good luck everyone.
Free Hit ready to fail.
Let's go. Good luck everyone.
Free Hit ready to fail.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Turns out I'm stupid.
Let's go. Good luck everyone.
Free Hit ready to fail.
Let's go. Good luck everyone.
Free Hit ready to fail.
Things that will 100% happen this weekend
Burnley and Wolves score
Arsenal assets go huge
Rogers pulls a 1 pointer
O'Reilly is benched
Man Utd lose
Liverpool lose worse
Every single player you sell on a FH will return and every player you buy will blank
Mick Keane own goal
Enjoy
Burnley and Wolves score
Arsenal assets go huge
Rogers pulls a 1 pointer
O'Reilly is benched
Man Utd lose
Liverpool lose worse
Every single player you sell on a FH will return and every player you buy will blank
Mick Keane own goal
Enjoy
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Things that will 100% happen this weekend
Burnley and Wolves score
Arsenal assets go huge
Rogers pulls a 1 pointer
O'Reilly is benched
Man Utd lose
Liverpool lose worse
Every single player you sell on a FH will return and every player you buy will blank
Mick Keane own goal
Enjoy
Burnley and Wolves score
Arsenal assets go huge
Rogers pulls a 1 pointer
O'Reilly is benched
Man Utd lose
Liverpool lose worse
Every single player you sell on a FH will return and every player you buy will blank
Mick Keane own goal
Enjoy
I think my main difficulty with the Free Hit generally (although I'm fully committed at this stage) is that I really cannot call that Chelsea/Arsenal game
Chelsea are playing so well, with exceptional attacking talent
Are Arsenal really just going to rock up and win easily? Again?
Chelsea are playing so well, with exceptional attacking talent
Are Arsenal really just going to rock up and win easily? Again?
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I think my main difficulty with the Free Hit generally (although I'm fully committed at this stage) is that I really cannot call that Chelsea/Arsenal game
Chelsea are playing so well, with exceptional attacking talent
Are Arsenal really just going to rock up and win easily? Again?
Chelsea are playing so well, with exceptional attacking talent
Are Arsenal really just going to rock up and win easily? Again?
For me, any Free Hit has to include one maverick. One wildcard. One player you'd never own in normal circumstances.
But when in Rome. You roll the fucking dice.
Welcome.
But when in Rome. You roll the fucking dice.
Welcome.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
For me, any Free Hit has to include one maverick. One wildcard. One player you'd never own in normal circumstances.
But when in Rome. You roll the fucking dice.
Welcome.
But when in Rome. You roll the fucking dice.
Welcome.
Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social and her team
Wouldn't be surprised to see Yoro play over Mount/Zirkzee and push Amad up again
By all rights Mainoo should be starting here. But he won't. So here we are. Our manager will get sacked having NEVER changed his formation for a single second.
Wouldn't be surprised to see Yoro play over Mount/Zirkzee and push Amad up again
By all rights Mainoo should be starting here. But he won't. So here we are. Our manager will get sacked having NEVER changed his formation for a single second.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social and her team
Wouldn't be surprised to see Yoro play over Mount/Zirkzee and push Amad up again
By all rights Mainoo should be starting here. But he won't. So here we are. Our manager will get sacked having NEVER changed his formation for a single second.
Wouldn't be surprised to see Yoro play over Mount/Zirkzee and push Amad up again
By all rights Mainoo should be starting here. But he won't. So here we are. Our manager will get sacked having NEVER changed his formation for a single second.
The only thing more stupid than content creators advising you to get Salah this week... is if you listen to them.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The only thing more stupid than content creators advising you to get Salah this week... is if you listen to them.
Palace away is an absolutely key match to decide if Amirom has a future here.
Not because of the recent loss. But because they play the same formation, better.
If we lose that one, especially badly, I think it's curtains. With Glazner a very likely replacement.
Not because of the recent loss. But because they play the same formation, better.
If we lose that one, especially badly, I think it's curtains. With Glazner a very likely replacement.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Palace away is an absolutely key match to decide if Amirom has a future here.
Not because of the recent loss. But because they play the same formation, better.
If we lose that one, especially badly, I think it's curtains. With Glazner a very likely replacement.
Not because of the recent loss. But because they play the same formation, better.
If we lose that one, especially badly, I think it's curtains. With Glazner a very likely replacement.
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Free Hit Or Miss? | GW13
@fplpricey.bsky.social & I analyse the chip landscape looking at FH setups, TC, BB & WC options in GW13 🍟
Plus City/Thiago/Rogers/Minteh/Murillo in FvF
+ being zen on ROTATION RISK fear in the upcoming #FPL carnage 💥
❤️/♻️ appreciated bluesky!
open.spotify.com/episode/59jc...
@fplpricey.bsky.social & I analyse the chip landscape looking at FH setups, TC, BB & WC options in GW13 🍟
Plus City/Thiago/Rogers/Minteh/Murillo in FvF
+ being zen on ROTATION RISK fear in the upcoming #FPL carnage 💥
❤️/♻️ appreciated bluesky!
open.spotify.com/episode/59jc...
Free Hit Or Miss? | FPL Gameweek 13
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Free Hit Or Miss? | GW13
@fplpricey.bsky.social & I analyse the chip landscape looking at FH setups, TC, BB & WC options in GW13 🍟
Plus City/Thiago/Rogers/Minteh/Murillo in FvF
+ being zen on ROTATION RISK fear in the upcoming #FPL carnage 💥
❤️/♻️ appreciated bluesky!
open.spotify.com/episode/59jc...
@fplpricey.bsky.social & I analyse the chip landscape looking at FH setups, TC, BB & WC options in GW13 🍟
Plus City/Thiago/Rogers/Minteh/Murillo in FvF
+ being zen on ROTATION RISK fear in the upcoming #FPL carnage 💥
❤️/♻️ appreciated bluesky!
open.spotify.com/episode/59jc...
Still in a bit of shock re last night. Even as a Utd fan in recent years, there was no part of me that thought we wouldn't be able to score against almost 90 minutes of 10 man Everton at home
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Still in a bit of shock re last night. Even as a Utd fan in recent years, there was no part of me that thought we wouldn't be able to score against almost 90 minutes of 10 man Everton at home
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men
Time to turn the Christmas Tree lights out at Manchester Utd
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Time to turn the Christmas Tree lights out at Manchester Utd