M S Martinez
@hideouslywrinkled.bsky.social
Because seven ate nine.
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
My nephew-in-law just described county music as “coworker music,” and I can’t think of anything more perfect.
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
My nephew-in-law just described county music as “coworker music,” and I can’t think of anything more perfect.
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i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
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In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you
Sweetest send out you could imagine. Earned by Bowen Yang. (Also, this works. Give it to them. We aren’t a monoculture anymore.)
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Sweetest send out you could imagine. Earned by Bowen Yang. (Also, this works. Give it to them. We aren’t a monoculture anymore.)
Peacock is worth it for the east coast feed.
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Peacock is worth it for the east coast feed.
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happy thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
happy thanksgiving!
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
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ME: WHY’S IT CALLED BOWLING AND NOT PINBALL
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ME: WHY’S IT CALLED BOWLING AND NOT PINBALL
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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I keep getting this ad for men’s clothing. It’s absolutely wild that it took this long for Han Solo Core to catch on.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I keep getting this ad for men’s clothing. It’s absolutely wild that it took this long for Han Solo Core to catch on.
My favorite coffee shops are those with good coffee and ruthlessly bland politeness, so I don't feel like I have to try to chat before I've had my coffee.
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My favorite coffee shops are those with good coffee and ruthlessly bland politeness, so I don't feel like I have to try to chat before I've had my coffee.
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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Up to 2.47 inches, the second wettest day ever in SLC according to this link. Its also shifted to a northwest flow over the great salt lake. If lake effect kicks in, that record is in serious jeopardy. home.chpc.utah.edu/~u0790486/wx...
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Up to 2.47 inches, the second wettest day ever in SLC according to this link. Its also shifted to a northwest flow over the great salt lake. If lake effect kicks in, that record is in serious jeopardy. home.chpc.utah.edu/~u0790486/wx...
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Don't want to yuck anyone's yum and I still appreciate the gesture but not sure about cordyceps in my coffee though
October 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Don't want to yuck anyone's yum and I still appreciate the gesture but not sure about cordyceps in my coffee though
Russo brothers! Classic community!
August 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Russo brothers! Classic community!
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My toddler must’ve turned on speech to text, but honestly a lot of posters do need to hear this.
I think you’re so grumpy cause you’re hungry buddy do you want goldfish or Bombus stupid man hey we don’t talk like that
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My toddler must’ve turned on speech to text, but honestly a lot of posters do need to hear this.
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Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
The moment Peggy and Hank were happy and sweet about the cookie name change. 😢 #kingofthehill
August 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The moment Peggy and Hank were happy and sweet about the cookie name change. 😢 #kingofthehill