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Emile Avanessian
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Barcelona, by way of LA & NYC. @hardwoodhype on Tw*tter, La Barça Soc Supporter and League Pass in L’Eixample on Substack, My words have also appeared at Defector, The Blizzard, and elsewhere.

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This would be the unquestioned highlight f about 98% of NBA careers. Not sure it cracks Nique’s top 8.
November 28, 1992: A Dominique Wilkins putback slam during Atlanta's 112-100 win over Miami.

Wilkins—who ruptured his Achilles tendon 10 months earlier—finished with 32 PTS. Kevin Willis added 25 PTS/15 REB for the Hawks. Glen Rice scored 30 PTS for the Heat.

📺 NBA Action/ESPN
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Wasn't expecting to feel this burning rage at 4:20am but here we are. Fuck every single one of these people involved in this. We are such a hideous country to allow this shit when there is so much suffering.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Trump has never once in his life extemporaneously used the phrase "western civilization." He was once asked about western liberalism and thought they were talking about California Democrats. One of the more blatant tells for a Miller-written screed.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Robinho is back in the news due to the fact his talented 17-yr-old son is attracting interest from clubs like Man United. Good luck to his son on his promising career - of course none of his father’s behaviour reflects in any way on him - but let’s not forget what a truly abhorrent person Robinho is
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This piece is excellent throughout, but the final two paragraphs are particularly on point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Didn’t see this coming in San Sebastián.
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The stock, currently at $172, will absolutely be sub-$30 inside of, say, (generously) 18 months?
it seems Strategy, whose business model was "buy Bitcoin" and whose market cap was somehow larger than the value of its stock of bitcoin, is now collapsing. inconceivable www.ft.com/content/5347...
Crypto hoarders dump tokens as shares tumble
‘Digital asset treasury’ craze sours amid $1tn rout in cryptocurrency market
www.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Is Santa Real? Many users feel they're getting presents from him. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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This
Unbelievable.

Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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The AI boom is inflating the cost of memory chips everywhere. And it’s showing up in moves like this.

@bloomberg.com $HPQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am not and will not be bashful about mentioning how I was absolutely right about the Pistons pre-season. In that spirit, here is footage of me assessing the Raptors around that same time:
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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“If one really wishes to know how justice is administered in a country,one does not question the policemen, the lawyers. . .the protected members of the middle class. One goes to the unprotected —those, precisely, who need the law’s protection most! —and listens to their testimony.”

— James Baldwin
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This image is cracking me up. I love it.
⚽🔥 𝗨𝗡 𝗗𝗜𝗔 𝗗𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗧 🔥⚽

🏆 Champions League 🇪🇺 | Matchday 5
🆚 Chelsea F.C. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
⌚ 21:00 h
🏟 Stamford Bridge (London 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)
🧑‍⚖️ Slavko Vinčić 🇸🇮
🖥️ Christian Dingert 🇩🇪

#ForçaBarça 🔵🔴
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Pro-pedophile SCOTUS strikes a blow for the pervs
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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This is going to age like milk
Leavitt: "The White House is supportive of the Dept of War's investigation into Sen. Mark Kelly, and I think what Sen. Mark Kelly was actually trying to do is intimidate the 1.3 million active service members."
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I suppose every generation needs its "My Pillow" guy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It's CRAZY.
The Thunder are on pace to go 77-5, lost their only game of the year by two points, are outscoring their opponents by 16.9 points per game, and as of now are scheduled to have three picks in the lottery. Also their second best player has yet to play in a single game.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM