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A short story I wrote last week. First bit of prose I've written in a while.

Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The Rune Beast Scam
The scheme had been concocted in the backroom of an old flophouse. Once he’d agreed Abraham didn’t think the tattooing would be done there too. He winced under the needle pricking his chest. Vo grunt...
docs.google.com
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At the risk of sounding stupid this kind of thing is why I post about writing porn when I write porn. When they slam the Internet shut on porn it's sex and sexuality they're trying to stifle; they're foreclosing on the possibility of adults being free people, and it behooves antifascists to say so.
The link between sexual repression and militarism is becoming clearer by the day.

Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.

His solution? Mandatory national service.
Scott Galloway: OnlyFans is the billion-dollar symptom of a loneliness pandemic
The most unstable, violent societies have one thing in common: lonely young men. We are producing millions of them, writes Scott Galloway
www.standard.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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As a wizard, Octavia has nothing but disgust towards sorcerers. She'll never say it out loud, but it's mostly because of their incredible signature fashion sense.
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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veteran of a psychic war
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Doom studio id Software unionizes to secure AI protections, benefits: "We see the direction the industry is headed"
aftermath.site/id-software-un...
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Hi folks, I’m still in my active search to join a new project in December for a resolution regarding a current royal state constraint.
I appreciate you recommending my profile to as many creators as possible.
My portfolio and contact info are in comments, also DM is open for queries.
Thanks!
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
2023, Italy with some friends
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
veteran of a psychic war
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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It's OUT!

UMBRAL CHAINS is OUT!

Mangaplus Creators
mangaplus-creators.jp/titles/sp251...

Globalcomix
globalcomix.com/c/umbral-cha...
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Another 40k video game but this time Total War. There are enough 40k games and I really don't see what it provides that the upcoming Dawn of War didn't already.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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TTRPG illustration work.
#art #ttrpg
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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ᴍᴀɴ ᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴍs 2099
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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If you ever wanted Dune anime, this is your Dune anime, even though only 5% of it is actually Dune
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Magical Girl Corps Alice Comic #2

Featuring: The American Psycho

#webcomic #comic

ALT LINK: www.tumblr.com/maddoxfanx/8...
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The X-Men make a lot more sense when you realize Chris Claremont was implicitly writing a Zionist fantasy. Both his take on Professor X and Magneto were both based on different zionist leaders, and mutants in general as a stand in for the Jewish dispora before the creation of Israel clicks.
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Death's Throne: Floor Eight.
illuminatedcomics.github.io/sota03/
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There's not enough sport on bluesky but somehow too much soccer. If you're curious about other sports at the non-international level here are some club level comps to check out.

Rugby Union: France's Top 14, Japan Rugby League One

Rugby League: NRL (Australia)

Hockey: The NHL (US/Canada comp)
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR or Marvel

(as a kid in the 90s we recorded it off SBS then ran that tape into the ground.)
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Always excited to see Paul Dano in a film.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Death's Throne: Floor Seven
Tigers are neat.
illuminatedcomics.github.io/sota03/
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Okay I have one more.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
the world might be hell but at least Payne Haas is still a Bronco
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
been ego lifting at the gym and wearing it the next day.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
didn't like the End Times event in the Warhammer Fantasy tabletop, not really looking forward to it being recreated in Warhammer Total war.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I'm open for commissions!
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM