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The Rune Beast Scam
The scheme had been concocted in the backroom of an old flophouse. Once he’d agreed Abraham didn’t think the tattooing would be done there too. He winced under the needle pricking his chest. Vo grunt...
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A short story I wrote last week. First bit of prose I've written in a while.
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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It's OUT!
UMBRAL CHAINS is OUT!
Mangaplus Creators
mangaplus-creators.jp/titles/sp251...
Globalcomix
globalcomix.com/c/umbral-cha...
UMBRAL CHAINS is OUT!
Mangaplus Creators
mangaplus-creators.jp/titles/sp251...
Globalcomix
globalcomix.com/c/umbral-cha...
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's OUT!
UMBRAL CHAINS is OUT!
Mangaplus Creators
mangaplus-creators.jp/titles/sp251...
Globalcomix
globalcomix.com/c/umbral-cha...
UMBRAL CHAINS is OUT!
Mangaplus Creators
mangaplus-creators.jp/titles/sp251...
Globalcomix
globalcomix.com/c/umbral-cha...
Another 40k video game but this time Total War. There are enough 40k games and I really don't see what it provides that the upcoming Dawn of War didn't already.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Another 40k video game but this time Total War. There are enough 40k games and I really don't see what it provides that the upcoming Dawn of War didn't already.
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December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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ᴍᴀɴ ᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴍs 2099
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
ᴍᴀɴ ᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴍs 2099
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If you ever wanted Dune anime, this is your Dune anime, even though only 5% of it is actually Dune
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you ever wanted Dune anime, this is your Dune anime, even though only 5% of it is actually Dune
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Magical Girl Corps Alice Comic #2
Featuring: The American Psycho
#webcomic #comic
ALT LINK: www.tumblr.com/maddoxfanx/8...
Featuring: The American Psycho
#webcomic #comic
ALT LINK: www.tumblr.com/maddoxfanx/8...
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Magical Girl Corps Alice Comic #2
Featuring: The American Psycho
#webcomic #comic
ALT LINK: www.tumblr.com/maddoxfanx/8...
Featuring: The American Psycho
#webcomic #comic
ALT LINK: www.tumblr.com/maddoxfanx/8...
The X-Men make a lot more sense when you realize Chris Claremont was implicitly writing a Zionist fantasy. Both his take on Professor X and Magneto were both based on different zionist leaders, and mutants in general as a stand in for the Jewish dispora before the creation of Israel clicks.
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The X-Men make a lot more sense when you realize Chris Claremont was implicitly writing a Zionist fantasy. Both his take on Professor X and Magneto were both based on different zionist leaders, and mutants in general as a stand in for the Jewish dispora before the creation of Israel clicks.
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Death's Throne: Floor Eight.
illuminatedcomics.github.io/sota03/
illuminatedcomics.github.io/sota03/
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Death's Throne: Floor Eight.
illuminatedcomics.github.io/sota03/
illuminatedcomics.github.io/sota03/
There's not enough sport on bluesky but somehow too much soccer. If you're curious about other sports at the non-international level here are some club level comps to check out.
Rugby Union: France's Top 14, Japan Rugby League One
Rugby League: NRL (Australia)
Hockey: The NHL (US/Canada comp)
Rugby Union: France's Top 14, Japan Rugby League One
Rugby League: NRL (Australia)
Hockey: The NHL (US/Canada comp)
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
There's not enough sport on bluesky but somehow too much soccer. If you're curious about other sports at the non-international level here are some club level comps to check out.
Rugby Union: France's Top 14, Japan Rugby League One
Rugby League: NRL (Australia)
Hockey: The NHL (US/Canada comp)
Rugby Union: France's Top 14, Japan Rugby League One
Rugby League: NRL (Australia)
Hockey: The NHL (US/Canada comp)
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR or Marvel
(as a kid in the 90s we recorded it off SBS then ran that tape into the ground.)
(as a kid in the 90s we recorded it off SBS then ran that tape into the ground.)
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR or Marvel
(as a kid in the 90s we recorded it off SBS then ran that tape into the ground.)
(as a kid in the 90s we recorded it off SBS then ran that tape into the ground.)
Always excited to see Paul Dano in a film.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Always excited to see Paul Dano in a film.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Okay I have one more.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Okay I have one more.
the world might be hell but at least Payne Haas is still a Bronco
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the world might be hell but at least Payne Haas is still a Bronco
been ego lifting at the gym and wearing it the next day.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
been ego lifting at the gym and wearing it the next day.
didn't like the End Times event in the Warhammer Fantasy tabletop, not really looking forward to it being recreated in Warhammer Total war.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
didn't like the End Times event in the Warhammer Fantasy tabletop, not really looking forward to it being recreated in Warhammer Total war.
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I'm open for commissions!
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm open for commissions!
The Lowdown by Sterlin Harjo is a lot of fun. Great tv, highly recommend it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Lowdown by Sterlin Harjo is a lot of fun. Great tv, highly recommend it.
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A short story I wrote last week. First bit of prose I've written in a while.
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The Rune Beast Scam
The scheme had been concocted in the backroom of an old flophouse. Once he’d agreed Abraham didn’t think the tattooing would be done there too. He winced under the needle pricking his chest. Vo grunt...
docs.google.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A short story I wrote last week. First bit of prose I've written in a while.
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Worried about your art being lumped in with the AI accusations? Well good news - you can be shit at art now - it's literally legal to be not perfect again - let those mistakes define you - that perfectionism you chased for the corpos & art directors? turns out they don't know shit!
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Worried about your art being lumped in with the AI accusations? Well good news - you can be shit at art now - it's literally legal to be not perfect again - let those mistakes define you - that perfectionism you chased for the corpos & art directors? turns out they don't know shit!
Times are tough so now I have a ko-fi account. If you've liked anything I've done, some writing or art or whatever, a couple of bucks would go a long way leading into Christmas:
ko-fi.com/henrygoeldner
ko-fi.com/henrygoeldner
Support henry goeldner
Support henry goeldner
ko-fi.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Times are tough so now I have a ko-fi account. If you've liked anything I've done, some writing or art or whatever, a couple of bucks would go a long way leading into Christmas:
ko-fi.com/henrygoeldner
ko-fi.com/henrygoeldner
A short story I wrote last week. First bit of prose I've written in a while.
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The Rune Beast Scam
The scheme had been concocted in the backroom of an old flophouse. Once he’d agreed Abraham didn’t think the tattooing would be done there too. He winced under the needle pricking his chest. Vo grunt...
docs.google.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A short story I wrote last week. First bit of prose I've written in a while.
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Dark Fantasy. Some kind of rip off of Joe Abercrombie and the Suikoden games. Has some explicit sex and some brutal violence so if that's not your bag no worries.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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We used to be a society
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We used to be a society