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An instant classic. 🤡
WELKER: What is the national emergency that justifies this new slate of tariffs?
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
An instant classic. 🤡
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I'm sure everyone will be SHOCKED to hear that the videos do not show the whole "people came out and attacked ICE with snow shovels" thing that ICE claimed was what happened. This was not a remotely defensive gunshot.
Videos add new detail to 2nd Minneapolis ICE shooting in a week minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/16/v...
Videos add new detail to 2nd Minneapolis ICE shooting in a week • Minnesota Reformer
Two videos add new details to what happened before and after an immigration agent shot a man in the leg in the Hawthorne neighborhood in north Minneapolis Wednesday night. One video, a livestream of a...
minnesotareformer.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I'm sure everyone will be SHOCKED to hear that the videos do not show the whole "people came out and attacked ICE with snow shovels" thing that ICE claimed was what happened. This was not a remotely defensive gunshot.
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They’re trying to deport witnesses to a murder by ICE guards
The Trump administration is seeking to deport two men who provided accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp that differed from the Department of Homeland Security’s description of the incident.
DHS seeking to deport two men who said fellow ICE detainee was killed
The two men’s eyewitness accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp differ from the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the incident.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
They’re trying to deport witnesses to a murder by ICE guards
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This is a good idea.
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 AM
This is a good idea.
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I think it would be a good idea for D politicians to be declaring this publicly, pre-emptively. They should state it as an abstract, legal proposition: an order by the President to seize Greenland would be unlawful, here's why. Trump does not have the legal right to attack a NATO ally. Say it.
If the U.S. military is given direct orders to seize Greenland—pull down another nation’s flag, and then claim the ground in the name of the United States—every senior commander has a moral obligation to refuse to accept or support such a command.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Trump’s Greenland Ambitions Are No Joke
The Danes seem to believe him, and so should Americans.
www.theatlantic.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I think it would be a good idea for D politicians to be declaring this publicly, pre-emptively. They should state it as an abstract, legal proposition: an order by the President to seize Greenland would be unlawful, here's why. Trump does not have the legal right to attack a NATO ally. Say it.
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This is civil war, & we are leaderless.
The Pentagon has ordered ~1,500 active-duty soldiers w/ the Army’s 11th Airborne Div. to "prepare for a possible deployment to Minnesota," as Trump threatens the Insurrection Act. They specialize in cold-weather ops.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
The Pentagon has ordered ~1,500 active-duty soldiers w/ the Army’s 11th Airborne Div. to "prepare for a possible deployment to Minnesota," as Trump threatens the Insurrection Act. They specialize in cold-weather ops.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Pentagon readies 1,500 soldiers to possibly deploy to Minnesota, officials say
Soldiers with the Army’s 11th Airborne Division in Alaska have been placed at the ready following Trump’s Insurrection Act threat, according to defense officials.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 AM
This is civil war, & we are leaderless.
The Pentagon has ordered ~1,500 active-duty soldiers w/ the Army’s 11th Airborne Div. to "prepare for a possible deployment to Minnesota," as Trump threatens the Insurrection Act. They specialize in cold-weather ops.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
The Pentagon has ordered ~1,500 active-duty soldiers w/ the Army’s 11th Airborne Div. to "prepare for a possible deployment to Minnesota," as Trump threatens the Insurrection Act. They specialize in cold-weather ops.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Apparently the Constitution is optional now.
ABC is reporting 1,500 active duty Army paratroopers are on alert for deployment to Minnesota
"One official said the president had not made a final decision on whether to deploy two battalions."
"One official said the president had not made a final decision on whether to deploy two battalions."
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Apparently the Constitution is optional now.
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The further wildly illegal abuse of tariff authority, which violates both US law & our WTO treaty obligations, on top of the violation of our NATO & UN treaty obligations, is also an impeachable offense requiring his immediate removal.
Trump says he’s imposing additional tariffs on Europe until there’s a deal on Greenland:
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The further wildly illegal abuse of tariff authority, which violates both US law & our WTO treaty obligations, on top of the violation of our NATO & UN treaty obligations, is also an impeachable offense requiring his immediate removal.
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We did it! A last minute @3wishesprogram.bsky.social luau! Outdoors in beautiful 70 degree weather in the middle of January!
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
We did it! A last minute @3wishesprogram.bsky.social luau! Outdoors in beautiful 70 degree weather in the middle of January!
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This is a claim that Congressional laws are nothing
No federal judge has the power or authority to make DOJ comply with the mandatory provisions of the Epstein Act, says Pam Bondi. It's unenforceable and meaningless. Essentially, DOJ is a lawless if not criminal enterprise, not a law enforcement agency, at this point.
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is a claim that Congressional laws are nothing
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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If a Democratic president had done something like this, Fox and the GOP would have turned Adriana Camberos into a household name à la Willie Horton or, yes, Hunter Biden.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
If a Democratic president had done something like this, Fox and the GOP would have turned Adriana Camberos into a household name à la Willie Horton or, yes, Hunter Biden.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
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NEW: The DOJ has filed a motion to block the appointment of an independent monitor to release the Epstein files in the Ghislaine Maxwell case.
The DOJ argues that federal courts lack the authority to enforce the Epstein Transparency Act… 1/
The DOJ argues that federal courts lack the authority to enforce the Epstein Transparency Act… 1/
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
NEW: The DOJ has filed a motion to block the appointment of an independent monitor to release the Epstein files in the Ghislaine Maxwell case.
The DOJ argues that federal courts lack the authority to enforce the Epstein Transparency Act… 1/
The DOJ argues that federal courts lack the authority to enforce the Epstein Transparency Act… 1/
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Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.
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Mischief Toys is a plaintiff in the lawsuit against the Trump administration seeking to hold his tariffs unconstitutional 🤔🤔🤔
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Mischief Toys is a plaintiff in the lawsuit against the Trump administration seeking to hold his tariffs unconstitutional 🤔🤔🤔
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Democrats need to set up a special tribunal system to systematically and efficiently prosecute every member of the government involved in any of this. Not just prosecuting the worst offenders or the leaders. Everyone. Set up special courts and expedited rules and then throw away the key.
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Democrats need to set up a special tribunal system to systematically and efficiently prosecute every member of the government involved in any of this. Not just prosecuting the worst offenders or the leaders. Everyone. Set up special courts and expedited rules and then throw away the key.
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Watch the video. The guy with the whistle is never within 20 feet of the agents until they charge him. The original target is secured in the vehicle. Literally no reason to go after the whistler other than they can.
Federal agents arrest a woman for "impeding"
A man nearby starts blowing a whistle while other observers honk their horns
The agents pepper-spray the man with the whistle, he continues, and they tackle him then arrest him
1/16/2026 - Minneapolis
A man nearby starts blowing a whistle while other observers honk their horns
The agents pepper-spray the man with the whistle, he continues, and they tackle him then arrest him
1/16/2026 - Minneapolis
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Watch the video. The guy with the whistle is never within 20 feet of the agents until they charge him. The original target is secured in the vehicle. Literally no reason to go after the whistler other than they can.
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yes this is 100% Axios publishing a “tip” sent out to pacify the section of the MAGA base who consider themselves to be civilized and reasonable, so they can tell their friends/kids who are mad at them “Trump is on it, some officers are going too far but he’ll get them settled down”
Trump is privately worried about the "optics" of ICE raids and his advisers are looking for ways to soften them, Axios reports. I'm calling bullshit: The terror and violence cannot be hived off from the broader policy agenda. They are 100% intrinsic to it.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2053...
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2053...
Trump’s Own Advisers Suddenly Unnerved as ICE Raids Take Horrific Turn
So the president doesn’t like the “optics” of what ICE is doing. But there’s no such thing as sanitized, popular mass deportations—and this is by design.
newrepublic.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
yes this is 100% Axios publishing a “tip” sent out to pacify the section of the MAGA base who consider themselves to be civilized and reasonable, so they can tell their friends/kids who are mad at them “Trump is on it, some officers are going too far but he’ll get them settled down”
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JUST IN: The Virginia Senate has passed the constitutional amendment to basically allow Democrats to gerrymander the state, joining the state House.
Next up: voters would have to approve this in a spring referendum for a new map to go into effect.
Next up: voters would have to approve this in a spring referendum for a new map to go into effect.
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
JUST IN: The Virginia Senate has passed the constitutional amendment to basically allow Democrats to gerrymander the state, joining the state House.
Next up: voters would have to approve this in a spring referendum for a new map to go into effect.
Next up: voters would have to approve this in a spring referendum for a new map to go into effect.
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"A Minneapolis couple said that ICE agents deployed tear gas... around them and their six children — the youngest only 6 months old — as they tried to maneuver their car out of a tense protest on Wednesday night."
They were driving home from a son’s basketball game.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
They were driving home from a son’s basketball game.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"A Minneapolis couple said that ICE agents deployed tear gas... around them and their six children — the youngest only 6 months old — as they tried to maneuver their car out of a tense protest on Wednesday night."
They were driving home from a son’s basketball game.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
They were driving home from a son’s basketball game.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going
BARTIROMO: You're getting heat on social media for saying you can eat healthy for $3. Some people say, 'How am I supposed to get a piece of chicken for under $3?'
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going
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Taxing Americans in service of the Greenland fixation.
Trump: "I may put a tariff on countries if they don't go along with Greenland because we need Greenland for national security"
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Taxing Americans in service of the Greenland fixation.
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The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
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"ICE is out of control and beyond reform. We must fundamentally change the way we approach immigration: it’s time to abolish ICE."
See, Dems? You can actually say it, and even draft legislation about it! It's possible to do!
See, Dems? You can actually say it, and even draft legislation about it! It's possible to do!
Michigan U.S. Rep. Shri Thanedar Introduces Bill to Abolish ICE
Detroit area Congressman Shri Thanedar has introduced legislation in Congress that would abolish U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The proposal, called the ‘Abolish ICE Act’, would dismantle t...
themetrodetroitnews.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"ICE is out of control and beyond reform. We must fundamentally change the way we approach immigration: it’s time to abolish ICE."
See, Dems? You can actually say it, and even draft legislation about it! It's possible to do!
See, Dems? You can actually say it, and even draft legislation about it! It's possible to do!