Resident Lightsaber Technician
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definitely deleting before anyone sees this
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
definitely deleting before anyone sees this
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AZEEZ AL SHAAIR!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
AZEEZ AL SHAAIR!!!!
Dude that hit to the midsection had to fucking hurt. Ouch.
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dude that hit to the midsection had to fucking hurt. Ouch.
Holy shit that was a crazy as interception.
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Holy shit that was a crazy as interception.
Both of these offensive lines have been on the struggle bus tonight
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Both of these offensive lines have been on the struggle bus tonight
Chiefs turn it over on downs late in the fourth down 17-10
a cartoon scene with the words " and there was much rejoicing " on the bottom
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media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Chiefs turn it over on downs late in the fourth down 17-10
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If only there were previous indications that Harrison Butker might go too far right
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If only there were previous indications that Harrison Butker might go too far right
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Women when Harrison Butker doinks a kick
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Women when Harrison Butker doinks a kick
Patty with a noodle arm there
a cartoon duck with a long neck is flying in the air .
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December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Patty with a noodle arm there
The best quarter for a defense in the league this year, Collinsworth? Really? The Chiefs?
You need to get out more, sir.
You need to get out more, sir.
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The best quarter for a defense in the league this year, Collinsworth? Really? The Chiefs?
You need to get out more, sir.
You need to get out more, sir.
I think QAron and Patrick lead the league in in the past half decade in dramatically hobbling around on the field
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I think QAron and Patrick lead the league in in the past half decade in dramatically hobbling around on the field
Lassiter with a ridiculous PBU in the end zone to force third and short
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Lassiter with a ridiculous PBU in the end zone to force third and short
KC currently
a football game between the arizona cardinals and seahawks
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December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
KC currently
Murf at Top Billin’ is absolutely right, it’s pretty clear that DLaw forced that fumble, not J Reed.
The club was close but the ball was knocked loose by DLaw’s white-gloved bear paw. Clutch defense.
It kinda sucks because I’m a huge fan of club induced turnovers… #seahawks
The club was close but the ball was knocked loose by DLaw’s white-gloved bear paw. Clutch defense.
It kinda sucks because I’m a huge fan of club induced turnovers… #seahawks
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Murf at Top Billin’ is absolutely right, it’s pretty clear that DLaw forced that fumble, not J Reed.
The club was close but the ball was knocked loose by DLaw’s white-gloved bear paw. Clutch defense.
It kinda sucks because I’m a huge fan of club induced turnovers… #seahawks
The club was close but the ball was knocked loose by DLaw’s white-gloved bear paw. Clutch defense.
It kinda sucks because I’m a huge fan of club induced turnovers… #seahawks
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We present, the Nick Emmanwori thread
FG block (1/4)
FG block (1/4)
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We present, the Nick Emmanwori thread
FG block (1/4)
FG block (1/4)
Rasheed Shaheed’s kickoff return for a TD was the #1 play of the day on Redzone 🔥
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Rasheed Shaheed’s kickoff return for a TD was the #1 play of the day on Redzone 🔥
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
(Probably closer to 50 times on this one 😂)
(Probably closer to 50 times on this one 😂)
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
(Probably closer to 50 times on this one 😂)
(Probably closer to 50 times on this one 😂)
It’s truly difficult to imagine Pete not being one and done in Las Vegas. The team is severely lacking talent but it’s been a train wreck from the start.
As of the third quarter today, they have only put up 186 points in nearly 13 games and are set to be 2-11.
This sucks as a fan of Pete.
As of the third quarter today, they have only put up 186 points in nearly 13 games and are set to be 2-11.
This sucks as a fan of Pete.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It’s truly difficult to imagine Pete not being one and done in Las Vegas. The team is severely lacking talent but it’s been a train wreck from the start.
As of the third quarter today, they have only put up 186 points in nearly 13 games and are set to be 2-11.
This sucks as a fan of Pete.
As of the third quarter today, they have only put up 186 points in nearly 13 games and are set to be 2-11.
This sucks as a fan of Pete.
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Fun fact: #Seahawks are the only team in NFL history to have a player with a sack, tackle for loss, interception, and blocked field goal in the same game.
Leonard Williams did it last year, Nick Emmanwori today.
Leonard Williams did it last year, Nick Emmanwori today.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fun fact: #Seahawks are the only team in NFL history to have a player with a sack, tackle for loss, interception, and blocked field goal in the same game.
Leonard Williams did it last year, Nick Emmanwori today.
Leonard Williams did it last year, Nick Emmanwori today.
I can’t wait to hear how many commercials these corporate fucks from the NFL have squeezed into red zone this week.
Remember, the promise early this year was like four commercials totaling a minute or two total.
I believe last week they pushed 16. The last bastion of pure football is falling.
Remember, the promise early this year was like four commercials totaling a minute or two total.
I believe last week they pushed 16. The last bastion of pure football is falling.
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can’t wait to hear how many commercials these corporate fucks from the NFL have squeezed into red zone this week.
Remember, the promise early this year was like four commercials totaling a minute or two total.
I believe last week they pushed 16. The last bastion of pure football is falling.
Remember, the promise early this year was like four commercials totaling a minute or two total.
I believe last week they pushed 16. The last bastion of pure football is falling.
2024 Seahawks Offense under Ryan Grubb: 375 points scored [17 games]
2025 Seahawks Offense under Klint Kubiak: 387 points scored [13 games]
2025 Seahawks Offense under Klint Kubiak: 387 points scored [13 games]
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
2024 Seahawks Offense under Ryan Grubb: 375 points scored [17 games]
2025 Seahawks Offense under Klint Kubiak: 387 points scored [13 games]
2025 Seahawks Offense under Klint Kubiak: 387 points scored [13 games]