Harvey Shepard
@harveyshepard.bsky.social
It’s my mother’s fault I’m a Red Sox fan.
20yrs ago I met a child named Isaac Peacock and I will never forget him
saw a guy in the obituaries with a great name. it just goes to show you that your time on earth is best spent trying to discover alive people with great names
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 AM
20yrs ago I met a child named Isaac Peacock and I will never forget him
I just bagged my own groceries and the cashier asked me if I ever worked as a bagger. Proudest moment of my life.
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I just bagged my own groceries and the cashier asked me if I ever worked as a bagger. Proudest moment of my life.
Graphic design troll job or nah?
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Graphic design troll job or nah?
Just ate oysters from a place with a health rating of “Okay.” This may be my last skeet.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Just ate oysters from a place with a health rating of “Okay.” This may be my last skeet.
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REMEMBER
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
REMEMBER
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Ok gifts are wrapped and now I have 45 minutes until the kids get up
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Ok gifts are wrapped and now I have 45 minutes until the kids get up
Advice for new parents: throw away one toy every day and don’t tell anyone
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Advice for new parents: throw away one toy every day and don’t tell anyone
Free Hazy IPA beer name
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Free Hazy IPA beer name
I cut down a tree and drank a bottle of St. Bernardus Christmas. ‘Tis the season or whatever.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I cut down a tree and drank a bottle of St. Bernardus Christmas. ‘Tis the season or whatever.
Parents, if we all chip in we can buy YouTube and just shut it down.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Parents, if we all chip in we can buy YouTube and just shut it down.
Godammit
It’s gonna be so annoying when the Dodgers win this one
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Godammit
Is there a relief organ player?
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Is there a relief organ player?
If I’m the network I’m encouraging the announcers to start drinking
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If I’m the network I’m encouraging the announcers to start drinking
It’s gonna be so annoying when the Dodgers win this one
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It’s gonna be so annoying when the Dodgers win this one
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"Baseball fucking sucks, man."
—Walt Whitman
—Walt Whitman
God to have our chance at the world series come down to a single run, a single inning ... Julio, with Cal on deck ... what a theatrically painful way to finish this thing.
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"Baseball fucking sucks, man."
—Walt Whitman
—Walt Whitman
Sports were a bad idea
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sports were a bad idea
Tigers have a Troy Melton AND a Tyler Holton?
October 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Tigers have a Troy Melton AND a Tyler Holton?
Mariners beat Skubal but not Melton. Sure.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Mariners beat Skubal but not Melton. Sure.
Not even going to read the article. Looks like it’s super awesome things!
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not even going to read the article. Looks like it’s super awesome things!
Almost the best possible only no-no of 2025
Starter Shane Smith and three relievers combined for a one-hitter as the White Sox defeated the Nationals 8-0 on Sunday to end the season.
📝 @lamondpope.bsky.social
📝 @lamondpope.bsky.social
3 takeaways as the Chicago White Sox wrap 2025 with combined 1-hitter in a win over the Washington Nationals
Starter Shane Smith and three relievers combined for a one-hitter as the Chicago White Sox defeated the Washington Nationals 8-0 on Sunday to end the season.
trib.al
September 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Almost the best possible only no-no of 2025
KPop Demon Hunters
Super Bowl halftime performer will be announced at halftime of tonight’s game. 👀👀👀
September 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
KPop Demon Hunters
Did Doug Glanville just say that stealing bases is an intangible?
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Did Doug Glanville just say that stealing bases is an intangible?
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They should bring back that Panera death lemonade.
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
They should bring back that Panera death lemonade.
We’ve known for years
September 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We’ve known for years
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names