Harpo
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I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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Some day Harden will lack the juice to force a trade from the team he insisted on being traded to a couple years earlier. Today is not that day.
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Some day Harden will lack the juice to force a trade from the team he insisted on being traded to a couple years earlier. Today is not that day.
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
This Kings team is fucking soft. Cardwell gets blasted in the face and no one can be bothered to knock someone on their ass. Pathetic.
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
This Kings team is fucking soft. Cardwell gets blasted in the face and no one can be bothered to knock someone on their ass. Pathetic.
Hey, did you know the human body produces electricity and that when you die it can be considered an electrical issue? Food for thought.
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Hey, did you know the human body produces electricity and that when you die it can be considered an electrical issue? Food for thought.
My cousin's long time partner passed away yesterday, and he routinely would text me hilarious scenarios in which redacted could get redacted. Shitting himself to death on an airplane never came up, but I'm sure he would love it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
My cousin's long time partner passed away yesterday, and he routinely would text me hilarious scenarios in which redacted could get redacted. Shitting himself to death on an airplane never came up, but I'm sure he would love it.
He just shit himself. Nothing to see here.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
He just shit himself. Nothing to see here.
I'm not going to get my hopes up.
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I'm not going to get my hopes up.
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More people celebrated the life of the albino alligator than the Dilbert guy.
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
More people celebrated the life of the albino alligator than the Dilbert guy.
Ray Lewis and Michael Irvin dejected and on the loose in Miami. Lord have mercy.
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Ray Lewis and Michael Irvin dejected and on the loose in Miami. Lord have mercy.
I'll be damned, the Muppet Babies version of Black Flag was entertaining as hell. Those kids can fucking play. Most of the crowd was high school kids who knew every word to every song. My 16 year old had a blast. The kids are alright.
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I'll be damned, the Muppet Babies version of Black Flag was entertaining as hell. Those kids can fucking play. Most of the crowd was high school kids who knew every word to every song. My 16 year old had a blast. The kids are alright.
The plan? Replace both quarterbacks and all skill players with clones of Nathan Peterman.
January 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The plan? Replace both quarterbacks and all skill players with clones of Nathan Peterman.
CJ Stroud is straight up ASS. Absolute stinky, unwashed ass.
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
CJ Stroud is straight up ASS. Absolute stinky, unwashed ass.
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How tf you gonna call a movie “the bone temple” and it doesn’t depict a single erection
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
How tf you gonna call a movie “the bone temple” and it doesn’t depict a single erection
Is Star Fleet Academy gonna be some YA bullshit? Yes. Am I going to watch every episode of it for Robert Picardo? Also yes.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Is Star Fleet Academy gonna be some YA bullshit? Yes. Am I going to watch every episode of it for Robert Picardo? Also yes.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Apparently my CPAP machine does an Unwrapped thing
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Apparently my CPAP machine does an Unwrapped thing
My friends and I are testing the limits of our ability to stay up late on a weeknight by going to trivia until around 8:30 and then walking next door to watch Mustard Plug and The Toasters.
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My friends and I are testing the limits of our ability to stay up late on a weeknight by going to trivia until around 8:30 and then walking next door to watch Mustard Plug and The Toasters.
Are we gonna party when Dilbert's dad shuffles off this mortal coil?
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Are we gonna party when Dilbert's dad shuffles off this mortal coil?
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straight up one deegd rappaport in the dome
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
straight up one deegd rappaport in the dome