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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Instead of millions of microplastics I've decided to start ingesting just one macro plastic (e.g. a traffic cone) every 72 hours
April 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Made a little house for the cats!
March 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cat pose
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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if you want artists to make weirder art, you have to create stable living conditions that allow them to. homogeneity isn't a matter of artists lacking culture-- there are many soulful artists out there-- it's a matter of unregulated corporate dominance combined with artists who cant afford to create
January 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Man I'm just not built for Persona/Metaphor style games... I'm 16 days out from the palace in the sky battle, but bc I probably won't be able to max out everyone's archetypes I'll probably restart.
AND I already restarted once because I was way too weak for the Eht Ria temple.
a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
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December 20, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Being a volunteer package distribution point opens up so much juicy gossip. For example this week I learned that of my two main "competitors" one will just sit in her house looking at people and not opening her door, and the other is always aggressively picking fights with all his customers.
December 14, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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here’s a comic about smiling
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Name: Mel
Pronouns: They/he
Height: 5'2"
Sexuality: Aroace
Sign: Triple Leo
Piercings/tattoos: None atm, but looking for tattoo ideas

Fav color: Green
Drink: Monster/coffee/whiskey
Food: Belgian fries/poke/popcorn
Animal: Fox
If you see this, do it!!

Name: Sasha
Pronouns: She/her
Height: 6'05"
Sexuality: Pansexual
Sign: Aries
Piercings/tattoos - None now, but tattoo and new piercings planned.

Faves
Color: Purple
Drink: Coffee
Food: Gingerbread
Animal: Cat
If you see this, do it!!

Name: Daft
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’9
Sexuality: Straight
Sign: Libra
Piercings/tattoos - 4 tattoos and both ears pierced

Faves
Color: Red or Geneva blue
Drink: Cold Brew
Food: Curry rice
Animal: Dogs or ya motha
December 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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attn
December 5, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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did you know supercool awardwinning timeloop game In Stars and Time is 25% off for the autumn sale

tell your friends

store.steampowered.com/app/1677310/...
December 1, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I'll probably get 2 likes max but these are always fun to do!
November 29, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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🥲
November 28, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
I sound like a shill, but I'm so impressed with the Steamdeck. Played for 4hrs straight, battery was at 60%, left it charging for 10 minutes and it was back up to 85.
I thought it was just gonna be the Hades/Stardew Valley machine, but I play Elden Ring, Shipbreaker, and BG3 on it.
a machine with the word heina on the front
Alt: a machine with the word heina on the front, hammering a steam deck and throwing it around (but it's still in one piece)
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November 28, 2024 at 8:07 PM
#Handguard part 2! Not a lot of time to play today.

4: In the crossroads near the Lighthouse eluvian. Looks like it might be reaching towards the Black City.
5: Pulled from the Fade by Spite during Sea of Blood. Not every platform Spite makes is a hand, but they're not rare
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Okay so #Veilguard has a pretty obvious Thing For Hands. I thought on this playthrough I'd document some of them!

#Handguard I guess?

1: In the Varric narration after the quest to retrieve the lyrium dagger
2: Outside Varric's room in the Lighthouse
3: Holding back the chasm in the Fade
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Started a second run of Veilguard, aka Rook 2: Electric Rookaloo.
So now I can take some cool shots at the start of the game!
November 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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If posts are called skeets then blocks should be called yeets
November 15, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Finished #Veilguard last night. I think I got the best possible ending (every faction and companion maxed, minimal casualties)... I thought I'd start over on a lighter difficulty to pick all the non-confrontational options, but I need a break first. What should I play next?
November 15, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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#saw
people enjoyed this comic on other websites haha
November 12, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Reposting for new people! Except now I'm playing Veilguard and Factorio.
New here, looking for friends 🦊

☕Books (reading: Clown in a Cornfield)
☕Games (playing: FF16, Satisfactory)
☕Writing/gamedev/pixelart
☕Horror
☕Crochet, mini painting, terrainbuilding
🥃Dragon Age/BG3/Elden Ring/WH40K
🥃3 cats/1 dog
🥃Piano/violin/DAW
🥃Cooking, eating, sleeping (in order)

37, they/him
November 8, 2024 at 12:13 AM
So if I made a choice that pissed Lucanis off early in Veilguard (no spoilers, you know the one), am I just fully locked out of his romance?
He keeps telling me 'now is not a good time', every time. And then I catch him drinking coffee and hanging out with the others. This feels like high school.
November 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM