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𓆏 Great Lakes Life Baybee™ 𓆏 mentally (ch)ill enigmatic cryptid 𓆏 tfw biking & gym is life 𓆏 tattoos 𓆏 fungi 𓆏 screaming into the void 𓆏
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getting a little slutty up in the new year
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
getting a little slutty up in the new year
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Ever wonder what it’s like living approximately 1500 feet from a great lake? This is what it is like to live approximately 1500 feet from a great lake.
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Ever wonder what it’s like living approximately 1500 feet from a great lake? This is what it is like to live approximately 1500 feet from a great lake.
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out: baby botox
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January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
out: baby botox
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Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
Arch is pretty good
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
I love boomers because they will text you the most cryptic shit and be like “yes that is sufficient. that conveyed the exact amount of information it needed to.” When will he be in touch? Is he coming over tonight? Excuse me, HVAC man. When are you coming to my house? When are you contacting me?
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I love boomers because they will text you the most cryptic shit and be like “yes that is sufficient. that conveyed the exact amount of information it needed to.” When will he be in touch? Is he coming over tonight? Excuse me, HVAC man. When are you coming to my house? When are you contacting me?
GOOD NEWS: I think I diagnosed my heater problem, and I think the issue is electrical (sub $400 fix) and not venting (>$800 fix, likely closer to $2000, more like $4000 in the long run)
BAD NEWS: HVAC tech won't be back at my house today, probably not tomorrow, either.
its fine... it's fiiiine.
BAD NEWS: HVAC tech won't be back at my house today, probably not tomorrow, either.
its fine... it's fiiiine.
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
GOOD NEWS: I think I diagnosed my heater problem, and I think the issue is electrical (sub $400 fix) and not venting (>$800 fix, likely closer to $2000, more like $4000 in the long run)
BAD NEWS: HVAC tech won't be back at my house today, probably not tomorrow, either.
its fine... it's fiiiine.
BAD NEWS: HVAC tech won't be back at my house today, probably not tomorrow, either.
its fine... it's fiiiine.
heater is acting up again and it is currently like 48° in my bedroom. Fahrenheit. I have an electric blanket, but my face keeps getting so cold that I can’t fall asleep.
If anybody ever asks me if they should buy a home, I just… Remind them that things like this happen constantly.
If anybody ever asks me if they should buy a home, I just… Remind them that things like this happen constantly.
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 AM
heater is acting up again and it is currently like 48° in my bedroom. Fahrenheit. I have an electric blanket, but my face keeps getting so cold that I can’t fall asleep.
If anybody ever asks me if they should buy a home, I just… Remind them that things like this happen constantly.
If anybody ever asks me if they should buy a home, I just… Remind them that things like this happen constantly.
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
I am fiercely protective of my favorite spatula and my favorite pairing knife.
everyone who cooks has a favorite spatula, spoon, and set of tongs if they're willing to be honest with themselves
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I am fiercely protective of my favorite spatula and my favorite pairing knife.
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
this reeks of the time my girlfriend decided that she would post a picture to the group chat about what she caught me doing very early in the morning one day.
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
this reeks of the time my girlfriend decided that she would post a picture to the group chat about what she caught me doing very early in the morning one day.
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its so funny that once there were rocks and water and i bet the rocks were like i bet not much will change but then there were like some weeds and then dinosaurs and pretty soon christina aguielra
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
its so funny that once there were rocks and water and i bet the rocks were like i bet not much will change but then there were like some weeds and then dinosaurs and pretty soon christina aguielra
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Caves of Qud
Fantasy RPG setting where cooking works the way it does in crafting-based video games, like if you assemble a sandwich just right it can let you shoot fire from your eyes and shit, so cooking is a tightly regulated art. You can get thrown in a dungeon for marinating without a license.
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Caves of Qud
celebrating christmas by watching racist cartoons and dissociating !!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
celebrating christmas by watching racist cartoons and dissociating !!!
there are very few crafts that scratch my brain like crochet. The downside is that it ultimately ends up hurting my hands after a while. eventually, I would like to get some really nice ergonomic crochet hooks and a yarn, winder, and figure out how to do this while walking.
I have finally gotten into the “zone out and crochet” part of this crochet project. from here on out this front panel of this sweater should be pretty easy peasy.
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
there are very few crafts that scratch my brain like crochet. The downside is that it ultimately ends up hurting my hands after a while. eventually, I would like to get some really nice ergonomic crochet hooks and a yarn, winder, and figure out how to do this while walking.
I have finally gotten into the “zone out and crochet” part of this crochet project. from here on out this front panel of this sweater should be pretty easy peasy.
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I have finally gotten into the “zone out and crochet” part of this crochet project. from here on out this front panel of this sweater should be pretty easy peasy.
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
walking around my house obsessively repeating "LA face with the Oakland booty" like its a self-help mantra for some reason.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
walking around my house obsessively repeating "LA face with the Oakland booty" like its a self-help mantra for some reason.