Kris 🏳️🌈
@halbpro.bsky.social
Software Dev. A fabulous blue trifle. Fuck gender. They/He
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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I saw an AI video of a coconut crab doing weird coconut crab shit which is completely unnecessary because if there's one animal that doesn't AI to look weird as fuck its a coconut crab
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I saw an AI video of a coconut crab doing weird coconut crab shit which is completely unnecessary because if there's one animal that doesn't AI to look weird as fuck its a coconut crab
While this is dumb as hell, I’m much less worried about a potential conflict with Denmark
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
While this is dumb as hell, I’m much less worried about a potential conflict with Denmark
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I don’t know if this is a hot take, but Muppet Treasure Island is better than Christmas Carol
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don’t know if this is a hot take, but Muppet Treasure Island is better than Christmas Carol
Bengals getting blown out 24-0 to finally close off any playoff route is honestly a kindness
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bengals getting blown out 24-0 to finally close off any playoff route is honestly a kindness
Wake Up Dead Man is now the best Knives Out/Benoit Blanc movie. Saw it at the cinema and it is just superb
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is now the best Knives Out/Benoit Blanc movie. Saw it at the cinema and it is just superb
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
America, why is your Fanta? Have you seen an orange?
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
America, why is your Fanta? Have you seen an orange?
I cannot explain to Americans how perfect Gabe Kidd wearing a Stone Island tracksuit is
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I cannot explain to Americans how perfect Gabe Kidd wearing a Stone Island tracksuit is
Hey Southern Water, the deal can’t be that we pay you loads of money and your drains overflow whenever it rains. That’s not a system
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hey Southern Water, the deal can’t be that we pay you loads of money and your drains overflow whenever it rains. That’s not a system
Funniest play possible
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Funniest play possible
Seike comfortably Brighton’s best player that half, potential to get something from the game if she continues running that right wing #BHAFC
October 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Seike comfortably Brighton’s best player that half, potential to get something from the game if she continues running that right wing #BHAFC
Bit of a venue change from Wednesday night to Sunday afternoon. Away at @arsenalwfc.bsky.social to see three points for @bhafcwomen.bsky.social #bhafc
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Bit of a venue change from Wednesday night to Sunday afternoon. Away at @arsenalwfc.bsky.social to see three points for @bhafcwomen.bsky.social #bhafc
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Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC
October 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC
Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC
Begging Sky to bin the midday WSL slot. It’s rubbish
September 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Begging Sky to bin the midday WSL slot. It’s rubbish
What a performance from the Red Roses to win the world cup! Looked a bit ropey following the yellow card, but did just enough to keep Canada contained. Incredible tournament from Canada as well, could easily have won it another day
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What a performance from the Red Roses to win the world cup! Looked a bit ropey following the yellow card, but did just enough to keep Canada contained. Incredible tournament from Canada as well, could easily have won it another day
Chilly day at the Broadfield for @bhafcwomen.bsky.social vs West Ham. Really need to get three points today and get the WSL campaign rolling #bhafc
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Chilly day at the Broadfield for @bhafcwomen.bsky.social vs West Ham. Really need to get three points today and get the WSL campaign rolling #bhafc
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“The Residence” on Netflix.
Excellent!
Highly recommended.
Excellent!
Highly recommended.
September 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“The Residence” on Netflix.
Excellent!
Highly recommended.
Excellent!
Highly recommended.