Kris 🏳️🌈
@halbpro.bsky.social
Software Dev. A fabulous blue trifle. Fuck gender. They/He
I read the first three panels as gender identity. Woman, woman, non-binary/genderqueer so nuanced it requires analysis to track down
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I read the first three panels as gender identity. Woman, woman, non-binary/genderqueer so nuanced it requires analysis to track down
As with all EU things it is either entirely toothless or imposing a fine of €100m per day for non-compliance
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
As with all EU things it is either entirely toothless or imposing a fine of €100m per day for non-compliance
A tiny bit more cropping and you’re sorted
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
A tiny bit more cropping and you’re sorted
Sounds to me like she no longer wants to see your tits, a very reasonable counter I’m sure will go down well 😉
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Sounds to me like she no longer wants to see your tits, a very reasonable counter I’m sure will go down well 😉
She learned it from watching you!
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
She learned it from watching you!
Even adjusting for population density, Wealden comes out well by being largely fields, forests and a country park. But it’s good to know that the home of Winnie the Pooh is safe at least
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Even adjusting for population density, Wealden comes out well by being largely fields, forests and a country park. But it’s good to know that the home of Winnie the Pooh is safe at least
I mean sure, it’s nice not to have a thumb prick every day. However, it felt more honest than the way modern technology seamlessly siphons your life energy. You could keep track with the blood
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I mean sure, it’s nice not to have a thumb prick every day. However, it felt more honest than the way modern technology seamlessly siphons your life energy. You could keep track with the blood
My big take away is that David fucking hate gnomes
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My big take away is that David fucking hate gnomes
I'd say in the UK it often means the opposite. If I say a cup of coffee is quite good, I mean it's just about passable
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I'd say in the UK it often means the opposite. If I say a cup of coffee is quite good, I mean it's just about passable
I can’t decide if my favourite part is Cap opening with “Not again!” or his stopping at the newsstand fully mission ready in all his gear.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I can’t decide if my favourite part is Cap opening with “Not again!” or his stopping at the newsstand fully mission ready in all his gear.
I look forwards to another laundry robot that never comes to market. They always looks like true 1950s sci-fi, it’s the best
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I look forwards to another laundry robot that never comes to market. They always looks like true 1950s sci-fi, it’s the best
Is moderate ice a thing? There’s ice or no ice
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Is moderate ice a thing? There’s ice or no ice
Gonna just start chucking lengths of rope at people and watching the results
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Gonna just start chucking lengths of rope at people and watching the results
Kansas building a $3bn stadium so the Kansas City Chiefs move 20 miles from Kansas City to Kansas City is the silliest story and I love it
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Kansas building a $3bn stadium so the Kansas City Chiefs move 20 miles from Kansas City to Kansas City is the silliest story and I love it
ALSO Jim 100% deserves to get pulled overboard by Silver
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
ALSO Jim 100% deserves to get pulled overboard by Silver
The detail on the chainsaw is perfect, I love it
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The detail on the chainsaw is perfect, I love it
Obviously storyboards are meant to be very rough drafts, and a lot do look like this, but these are just genuinely hilarious sketches
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Obviously storyboards are meant to be very rough drafts, and a lot do look like this, but these are just genuinely hilarious sketches
The blue isn’t that strange. The pink looks like it’s so bright it can’t be accurately reproduced digitally
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The blue isn’t that strange. The pink looks like it’s so bright it can’t be accurately reproduced digitally