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@h5n1.bsky.social
· Jan 20
I should not be better informed than the President. I should not have a better grasp on policy issues than the President.
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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Which two sports rivals would make for the funniest couple if you found put they were banging each other?
Would Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer count if the latter was just a coach?
Would Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer count if the latter was just a coach?
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Which two sports rivals would make for the funniest couple if you found put they were banging each other?
Would Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer count if the latter was just a coach?
Would Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer count if the latter was just a coach?
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on this day in 1864, Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman gave President Lincoln the early Christmas present of Savannah www.battlefields.org/learn/primar...
December 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
on this day in 1864, Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman gave President Lincoln the early Christmas present of Savannah www.battlefields.org/learn/primar...
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social would you say your interview earlier on CNN was an example of resistance against the current administration, or in support of the current administration? I know what I would say, but what do you think?
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social would you say your interview earlier on CNN was an example of resistance against the current administration, or in support of the current administration? I know what I would say, but what do you think?
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If you just deposit $10000 dollars in this Nigerian Army Chief’s (also a prince) account, you will be repaid ten times the amount and the insurgents will be (humanely ) crushed, but it must be today.
Nigeria's army chief vows to crush insurgents amid US pressure over religious violence reut.rs/3WJKVFC
Nigeria's army chief vows to crush insurgents amid US pressure over religious violence
Nigeria's new army chief promised on Friday to step up military operations against Islamist militias in the northeast, days after U.S. President Donald Trump warned of possible military action if Abuja fails to curb violence against Christians.
reut.rs
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you just deposit $10000 dollars in this Nigerian Army Chief’s (also a prince) account, you will be repaid ten times the amount and the insurgents will be (humanely ) crushed, but it must be today.
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DHS Secy Noem, in Cabinet meeting, says in Portland she met with the governor, mayor, chief of police, and superintendent of highway patrol: “They are all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people.”
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
DHS Secy Noem, in Cabinet meeting, says in Portland she met with the governor, mayor, chief of police, and superintendent of highway patrol: “They are all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people.”
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I’ve long assumed Trump would try to do stimulus checks before the midterms. What I didn’t predict was Democrats trying to help Trump do stimulus checks before the midterms.
What do people think about giving working class Americans a $2000 tariff relief check for the unfair tax that has driven their grocery and housing prices up?
BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna, a California Democrat, is proposing $2,000 payments to Americans making under $100,000
October 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’ve long assumed Trump would try to do stimulus checks before the midterms. What I didn’t predict was Democrats trying to help Trump do stimulus checks before the midterms.
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I’m sitting on a plane next to a maga man in a gulf of ‘merica shirt. We are next to the lavatory. I took a liberal shit and flapped the door into our aisle to wave the smell over. It’s been 15 minutes and I still smell it. I’m sitting in it too but it’s worth the sacrifice. #resist #releasethefiles
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m sitting on a plane next to a maga man in a gulf of ‘merica shirt. We are next to the lavatory. I took a liberal shit and flapped the door into our aisle to wave the smell over. It’s been 15 minutes and I still smell it. I’m sitting in it too but it’s worth the sacrifice. #resist #releasethefiles
Maybe the government of Afghanistan will simply blow up bagram air base and tell Trump he can have it.
September 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Maybe the government of Afghanistan will simply blow up bagram air base and tell Trump he can have it.
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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please help me have my first baseball
media breakthrough
media breakthrough
The former general manager of the Dodgers/Expos Kevin Malone is now apparently Trump’s HHS Senior Advisor on Human Trafficking in the Administration for Children and Families (???) and will be throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals game Sept. 16th.
Text of email sent to staff/shared with me:
Text of email sent to staff/shared with me:
September 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
please help me have my first baseball
media breakthrough
media breakthrough
Is this good?
Mexico reports 53% increase in flesh-eating screwworm cases since July reut.rs/3HXDHKl
Mexico reports 53% increase in flesh-eating screwworm cases since July
Mexico has recorded 5,086 cases of flesh-eating screwworm in animals as of August 17, a 53% jump from the number of cases reported in July, according to Mexican government data seen by Reuters on Wednesday.
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August 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Is this good?
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A key finding from this research is that providing low-barrier and flexible direct cash assistance to ensure that rent doesn’t exceed 30% of income more than halves homelessness. We need to produce more housing, so housing can be had at reasonable cost, but we clearly need to just give folks cash
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
August 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
A key finding from this research is that providing low-barrier and flexible direct cash assistance to ensure that rent doesn’t exceed 30% of income more than halves homelessness. We need to produce more housing, so housing can be had at reasonable cost, but we clearly need to just give folks cash
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I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Dems Are Struggling to Register Voters and Raise Money
The Democratic Party is struggling to register voters and raise money ahead of the 2026 midterms, when the party hopes to win back the House.
www.rollingstone.com
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Quick reminder: Substack also has a nazi problem.
Substack Cofounder Defends Commercial Relationships with Nazis | TechPolicy.Press
Helping Nazis grow subscription newsletter businesses is ultimately best for the world, reasons Hamish McKenzie.
www.techpolicy.press
August 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Quick reminder: Substack also has a nazi problem.
Local beer enthusiast and credibly-accused sexual assault committer who doesn’t like answering questions or explaining himself affirms that there is no need to answer questions or explain decisions at his day job.
Justice Kavanaugh today defended how the Supreme Court is handling the emergency cases arising on the shadow docket that Trump usually wins:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Justice Kavanaugh defends Supreme Court's handling of emergency Trump cases
The conservative justice pushed back against criticism that the court is not explaining its decisions in cases that arise on the "shadow docket."
www.nbcnews.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Local beer enthusiast and credibly-accused sexual assault committer who doesn’t like answering questions or explaining himself affirms that there is no need to answer questions or explain decisions at his day job.
There’s a 0% chance hegseth, gabbard, and these other clowns know anything about anything with what is going on between Thailand and Cambodia right now. I miss competence.
July 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
There’s a 0% chance hegseth, gabbard, and these other clowns know anything about anything with what is going on between Thailand and Cambodia right now. I miss competence.
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So.. officially, I'm the last Black staff columnist left in the Washington Post's opinion section.
July 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So.. officially, I'm the last Black staff columnist left in the Washington Post's opinion section.
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
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Release the Epstein Files.
July 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Release the Epstein Files.
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What the actual hell!!!
Imagine worrying more about the less than 10% of people paying this very small tax compared to the THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES benefiting from high quality, no cost childcare!!!
ABSURD!!! Why are they doing this!!?? Ugh!!!
Imagine worrying more about the less than 10% of people paying this very small tax compared to the THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES benefiting from high quality, no cost childcare!!!
ABSURD!!! Why are they doing this!!?? Ugh!!!
Eleventh-Hour Amendment to Senate Bill Seeks to End Preschool for All Tax
An amendment posted late Monday night to an Oregon Senate bill seeks to end Multnomah County’s Preschool for All program.
www.wweek.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What the actual hell!!!
Imagine worrying more about the less than 10% of people paying this very small tax compared to the THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES benefiting from high quality, no cost childcare!!!
ABSURD!!! Why are they doing this!!?? Ugh!!!
Imagine worrying more about the less than 10% of people paying this very small tax compared to the THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES benefiting from high quality, no cost childcare!!!
ABSURD!!! Why are they doing this!!?? Ugh!!!