GuzmaCafe
@guzmacafe.bsky.social
https://www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer.
Streamer & Official Numskull
Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST.
Currently original Metal Gear!
Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!
I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer.
Streamer & Official Numskull
Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST.
Currently original Metal Gear!
Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!
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We are going live NOW! We are starting Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake for the MSX2! Time to kill our dad(again)!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We are going live NOW! We are starting Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake for the MSX2! Time to kill our dad(again)!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
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Okay, then he should kill himself. Do us all the favor.
The man on track to become the world’s first trillionaire is complaining that his material success hasn’t brought any joy into his life.
World’s Richest Man Wants You to Know How Tough He Has It
Seriously.
trib.al
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Okay, then he should kill himself. Do us all the favor.
We're going live RIGHT NOW with more Metal Gear for MSX! We are FINALLY popular enough for Jennifer to talk to us!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
We're going live RIGHT NOW with more Metal Gear for MSX! We are FINALLY popular enough for Jennifer to talk to us!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
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Kojima always goes hard when he names characters. Solid Snake. Die Hardman. Jona Than.
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Kojima always goes hard when he names characters. Solid Snake. Die Hardman. Jona Than.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
These dumb ass liars say this EVERY time and then EVERY time when they hold all the cards, they fucking cave. Because they don't actually want things to change. Get Schumer and Jeffries the fuck out of leadership. Get them out of office. Get someone who actually gives a shit and will protect us.
Chuck Schumer: "We're ready to sit down and negotiate, but it's gotta be strong, tough, it's gotta rein in ICE in very serious ways. We need the White House on board. We need the Senate Republicans, the House Republicans on board. If they don't put in real reform they shouldn't expect our votes."
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
These dumb ass liars say this EVERY time and then EVERY time when they hold all the cards, they fucking cave. Because they don't actually want things to change. Get Schumer and Jeffries the fuck out of leadership. Get them out of office. Get someone who actually gives a shit and will protect us.
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Is it still politically incorrect to wish for the death of the fascists in America? Is it incorrect to want a raid of the white house? What's more American? Silently suffering authoritarianism or kicking fascist ass?
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Is it still politically incorrect to wish for the death of the fascists in America? Is it incorrect to want a raid of the white house? What's more American? Silently suffering authoritarianism or kicking fascist ass?
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France, Poland, now Lithuania. EVERY country cares more about children than the Trump regime.
BREAKING: Lithuania has launched a human trafficking investigation related to Epstein files
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
France, Poland, now Lithuania. EVERY country cares more about children than the Trump regime.
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LITERALLY STORMFRONT WAS OPENLY INVOLVED FROM THE FIRST MONTH and people acted like I was being hyperbolic and nagged me not to “godwins law”
It's wild to me that, even before all this, we had on record Bannon saying something along the lines of "we're going to use gamergate to turn kids into Nazis" and barely anyone flinched
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
LITERALLY STORMFRONT WAS OPENLY INVOLVED FROM THE FIRST MONTH and people acted like I was being hyperbolic and nagged me not to “godwins law”
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IT'S JUST A FUCKING WHOS WHO OF PEOPLE WHO RUINED LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM HOUSING TO HEALTHCARE TO POLOTICS TO VIDEOGAMES I HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and then i spat out beer www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
![To: [redacted]
From: Kotick, Bobby
Sent: Sat 4/24/2004 8:07:46 AM
Subject: RE:
Title: RE:
Mend it together and bring that sexy body that goes with it out to my town. Ill ring.
--Original Message
From: Gmax
Sent: Fri Apr 23 16:21:19 2004
To: Kotic Boby
Subject:
You don't ring, you don't write..
Yours heart broken
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January 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
IT'S JUST A FUCKING WHOS WHO OF PEOPLE WHO RUINED LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM HOUSING TO HEALTHCARE TO POLOTICS TO VIDEOGAMES I HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We are going live NOW to Gear some more Metals in Metal Gear for the MSX! No truck rides this time!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
GuzmaCafe - Twitch
Hey, I'm Michael! A cozy streamer with a love of action games and RPGs. I yap a lot and love discussing topics and theories on my favorite games. Come join in for a chat! Channel art by the lovely and...
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February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
We are going live NOW to Gear some more Metals in Metal Gear for the MSX! No truck rides this time!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
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Nice one Sony but genuinely I'd rather shit in my hand and clap thanks
Sony has patented the idea of AI-generated podcasts hosted by characters from its games.
The idea would see players getting their own bespoke podcasts on their console, telling them what's new, hosted by the characters of the games they've been playing.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-pa...
The idea would see players getting their own bespoke podcasts on their console, telling them what's new, hosted by the characters of the games they've been playing.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-pa...
Sony patents AI-generated podcasts voiced by characters from its games | VGC
Players would get their own personalised podcasts on their consoles telling them what’s new…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Nice one Sony but genuinely I'd rather shit in my hand and clap thanks
Yo @sakunyannekochan.bsky.social is streaming Mass Effect, only the greatest game of all time. Check them out!
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yo @sakunyannekochan.bsky.social is streaming Mass Effect, only the greatest game of all time. Check them out!
www.twitch.tv/sakunyanneko...
www.twitch.tv/sakunyanneko...
GET EM BERNIE
BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
GET EM BERNIE
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BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
I desperately wish I could experience Mass Effect for the first time again
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I desperately wish I could experience Mass Effect for the first time again
Yoooo I'm gonna be streaming on my birthday!
(February 12th)
Maybe I'll wear a fun hat or something. You should all come join!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
(February 12th)
Maybe I'll wear a fun hat or something. You should all come join!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Yoooo I'm gonna be streaming on my birthday!
(February 12th)
Maybe I'll wear a fun hat or something. You should all come join!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
(February 12th)
Maybe I'll wear a fun hat or something. You should all come join!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
It's time to Metal some Gears! We're going live RIGHT NOW with Metal Gear for the MSX!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's time to Metal some Gears! We're going live RIGHT NOW with Metal Gear for the MSX!
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe