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@guyute.bsky.social
I don’t even know anymore
she/her
location: the freezer
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boyfriEND
girlfriEND
friEND
oomfOREVER
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it’s my first time being an emergency contact feeling kinda nervous
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
thinking about the time in college when I was eating lunch at the student union and these two girls come up and ask if they can ask me some questions for a survey (I said yes thinking it was for a psych class or something) then they pull out a bunch of pictures and start asking me which one 1/3
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Lately I’ve been thinking about this insane book I read in middle school. Basically these kids were on a farm and discovered a shed where time passed way faster inside than it did outside the shed. And it ended with one of the kids spending months inside the shed in order to age up and be 1/2
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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*rubbing hands* I've got him now
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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"u can't sleep bc ur on ur phone" no, silly. i'm on my phone bc i can't sleep
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
one for hydration
one for energy
one for taste
all things balanced, as they should be
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
drinking chocolate milk about it
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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lighting a yankee candle named "steam deck vent smell"
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Nature is beautiful
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“no dms” in bio yet your dm inbox is open. curious.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
using new technology that creates new problems that were solved by using the old technology. we love to see it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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something stupid just happened cant tweet about it rt if you agree
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
polyester gotta be one of the worst clothing materials ever made
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
how soon before moving out is too soon to start pouring grease down the drain
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I am of the opinion that if I stick my fingers in my ears and go "la la la" that will likely solve most of my problems
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
shoutout to Reddit for validating my medication side effects
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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the best skeet you'll ever think of is gonna receive 12 likes and 1 RT, and you need to be okay with that if you want to make it in this business
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
these are some of the most impractical socks i have ever seen but i do want multiple pairs
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
maybe it’s a good weekend to start the oblivion remaster
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
we all have that one oomf who is either a fed or in psychosis
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
why does my power company send me emails and paper letters trying to shame me for the amount of power I use like don't you guys want more money
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
scams aren’t fun and whimsical anymore back in my day we’d get scammed by products like fushigi now everything is just an ai scam
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
glory to Olive Garden
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM