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Hardware Store by Weird Al is literally the best song ever written. I will not take any criticism because I am correct.
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this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
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January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
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Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub
Willy Wonka definitely had sex with at least a dozen of the oompa loompas
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Willy Wonka definitely had sex with at least a dozen of the oompa loompas
Crocodiles are Tops and Alligators are Bottoms.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Crocodiles are Tops and Alligators are Bottoms.
I'd bet any money I owned that Meriwether Lewis was into feet. Just feels like that kinda guy
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'd bet any money I owned that Meriwether Lewis was into feet. Just feels like that kinda guy
Changing my dream job to an AI because I want nothing more than to spread misinformation and make bad art 24/7
October 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Changing my dream job to an AI because I want nothing more than to spread misinformation and make bad art 24/7
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The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing.
This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.
This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.
September 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing.
This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.
This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.
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no you don’t get it. free speech is totally fine as long as it’s talking about killing homeless people
September 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
no you don’t get it. free speech is totally fine as long as it’s talking about killing homeless people
I wanna sleep on a big ol plate of noodles
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I wanna sleep on a big ol plate of noodles
Wario would make a fun pope NGL
September 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wario would make a fun pope NGL
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
September 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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"hey come on in, you guys are actually the first to arrive"
September 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"hey come on in, you guys are actually the first to arrive"
Sorry kids, no christmas this year. yea santa was on To Catch a Predator. Yea he's in jail now. Shouldn't've been watching all those kids.
September 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sorry kids, no christmas this year. yea santa was on To Catch a Predator. Yea he's in jail now. Shouldn't've been watching all those kids.
There are 2 types of fedoras:
Fedora for Goon
Fedora for Gooner
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Fedora for Goon
Fedora for Gooner
Follow me for more fashion tips
September 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There are 2 types of fedoras:
Fedora for Goon
Fedora for Gooner
Follow me for more fashion tips
Fedora for Goon
Fedora for Gooner
Follow me for more fashion tips
Airbud but its a legal drama: theres no law that says a dog can't be tried as an Adult
August 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Airbud but its a legal drama: theres no law that says a dog can't be tried as an Adult
yea yea sex may be cool but can sex run DOOM?
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
yea yea sex may be cool but can sex run DOOM?
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be nice today. just today. you can be extra evil tomorrow.
August 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
be nice today. just today. you can be extra evil tomorrow.
Lonely one headed hydra: Please just cut my head off i just want someone to talk to please can you just do that for me I'm really desperate
August 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Lonely one headed hydra: Please just cut my head off i just want someone to talk to please can you just do that for me I'm really desperate
Wallace every 4 seconds
cheese and crackers is so goated. humanity snapped when we invented cheese and crackers
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Wallace every 4 seconds